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Aye, HBOS shares I think, he was spreadbetting, very high risk stuff as he found out to his detriment. Well that makes two lessons learnt

It would need to be a bloody strong donkey. Good point, something like a carthorse I'd imagine. Like Shola. As long as he doesn't expect him to carry him into the box!

Talking about good rants, you'd have to consider not only has Ashley got everything wrong regarding the hiring and firing of KK but the simple fact he's tried it on with the fans of a club that has been patient and more forgiving of false dawns, than probably any other club in the world. (I can't think of another club the size of ours that has had half the disappointments we've had in the last 50 years?) If you really wanted to offer up hope and then snatch it away, all the while claiming to be the victim, how fucking stupid do you have to be to try that with toon fans. From the debarcle post the fairs cup win, the sale of our best players at the peak of the career in the 70/80s, McKeag & co, relegation(s), KK going the first time, the shite appointments since, FS and DH hand in the pocket of NUFC, the treatment of SBR, keeping our powder dry when it was obvious to all we needed two or three more just to go that extra bit and no trophies for 35 years, no domestic success for over 50! Yeah, I can see the logic in why one would try the patience of the newcastle fans. Why Ashley would let the three stooges run our club and then expecting us to lube up our own arses so we can take it bending over! Business plan? If he was smart enough to have one we wouldn't be where we are now. It's more likely the man's arrogance inspired him to buy a club so he could show the world that a football club could be run like one of his charva clothing brands. On the fucking cheap.

Beacuse he's a gambler. And up to this point luck has gone his way on the buy'm low, sell'm high gambling he's been involved in. The one time he's actually needed to be smart, he's proven he's not.

Allardyce. Ashley. Roeder. Souness??? You love to back our winners don't you Dave?

Free advertising for his restaurant tbh. Where is it again? Where? Ah, fuck off you deserved to be chinned for wanting to look like that fucking cunt!

Let's face it, Ashley is a lying cunt (or at least a selective teller of facts) and his only objective is to take all Newcastle supporters for as much as he can!

You suck berb

This is my greatest concern. Imagine all the SSN cameramongs with their votes- "RONALDO 4 TOON LOLZ". Some of their ideas are decent but the share ownership structure is a mess- these things should be kept as simple as possible so as to rule out future disputes. I still don't think an all-cash buyout is a particularly efficient way of executing the deal. The thing is if you bought shares in Microsoft you wouldn't expect to be involved in the day to day running. Football is a business, albeit an entertainment business but why if the club was owned by shareholders should they have the expectation to have anymore input that say those that have BT shares? They shouldn't and just like Ashley has fucked up, if the club was owned by supporters it would need to hand over the day to day running to an elected, competent footballing board. (by the way see my post re-myfootballclub. The other important difference is one is non league, the other is competing in the richest league in the world.)

If you wanted further proof the Ebbsfleet experiment is another example. Yes they let the shareholders vote on everything but 90% of the things they ask you to vote on is whether the manager/board/tea lady should have the veto to choose for the shareholders. Each poll goes: Choose the team this week: 1. Let manager do it? 2. Play Smithy on the left and let manager choose the rest? 3. Drop that useless twat Smithy and let tea lady choose the club's leaves for the week? 4. Pick team? (please follow the links to the selecto-meter, all choices will be billed at 45p per minute.)

Sorry HF but fuck off. That twat Fagan and Ashbee were up there with Llambastid for having the smirk twatted off their ugly cuntflapped mugs on Saturday. Just so it hurts Ashley in his shallow pockets, the tight whining cunt, I vote Woody deserves his win bonus just because he was the only player to actually get on the end of something he aimed at against Hull! What's that got to do with him lungeing at a player that was already being tackled out by the corner flag (twice) and getting himself banned for at least 3 games. Stupidity. Let's make him the new owner then, he's got everything the current regime have plus he can tackle!

And wasn't that a great bit of business? "No worries boss we've got him sewn up. A pre-contract? No why would we need one of those? Let Jimmy go to Villa if that's what the twat wants. Sebs our!!!!!" Cunts!

Sorry HF but fuck off. That twat Fagan and Ashbee were up there with Llambastid for having the smirk twatted off their ugly cuntflapped mugs on Saturday. Just so it hurts Ashley in his shallow pockets, the tight whining cunt, I vote Woody deserves his win bonus just because he was the only player to actually get on the end of something he aimed at against Hull!

This surely the first time someone has used that word on Toontastic Caveat used 19 times as well. Cunt used in 250 threads and baldy 88 times. I'd have thought it'd be a lot more than that. ( and yes I'm aware it'd be 251 now.) One post not make a thread young fish, ok yes it does but you're still not 251

Had to be, it's not as if Money's had a sterling career as a manager, the useless cunt he is!

I'd be happy for Barton to spend another couple of weeks on the sideline if he was to lay one on the pathetic Ashley.

Was it really that Gothic? was only really Wayne Tower and the Monorail that was particularly Gothic in Batman Begins if you ask me. Both of them of Gothic because of the lighting and camera angles. The thing about Batman Begins that a lot of the Action happened at night or "in the narrows", The Dark Knight had the action in day light and on main streets. Seemed like a pointed decision to me to move away from the traditional dark Batman of his first attempt (and moreso the Tim Burton ones) into a more recognisable cosmipolitan city. There's no reason Wayne Mansion and the Batcave couldn't have been rebuilt and used as the base in the latest installment, but he lived in a plush high rise Penthouse and the new batcave was more of a laboratory. It's not a big critism like, just a noticably different (I hate to say it) Mise en scene. He probably wanted to make the comparisons to modern terrorism as pointed as possible so Gotham City had to look as much like any major city as it could to put the viewer in a recognisable location. Artistic license and that. Except it would of been an unnecessary sub-plot. It's gone, the fact that it was destroyed was about throwing off the shackles of the Wayne legacy. So why would he rebuild it?

If you ever wanted proof of exactly what Ashley see Newcastle as, the above is it. It's all about the money.

But it is symptomatic of the farce the club has become. Xisco, ok it maybe his first game for the club, in a new country, in a different league but fucking hell a striker strikes the ball (Shola is a a donkey not a striker!) Owen is playing in the midfield ffs. Michael fucking Owen in the midfield, not like how KK was playing the shape, it's Sven's England diamond and it's shit. And that cunt Llambastid, can someone please wipe that smug look of his cockney fucking face! Ashley, I hope you're watching this you cunt, you built it and now fucking choke on it.

So Spidey's broke? Any idea of for how long?

Fucking joke. We're about to go from a manager that understands how the club lives and breathes to being linked with two fuckers that showed contempt for our club as players and who lack real top flight experience. Anyone up for a whip around to see Ashley sorted? Cunt.

That reminds me, I need to buy some aerostart, thanks Pud.

Didn't it also do a lot better at the box office? Citizen Kane, although critically acclaimed and quoted by academics actually wasn't the success Wells hoped and cost him his "Hollywood" career. He was never given a studio big budget chance again.

Maybe you should go shoot sum hoops boyz!