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Did it have large flaps? It could have been Alex reminiscing.

In light of Alex's comment elsewhere. The Secret Agent by Joseph Conrad.

John

I think you lot have made more of it to be fair, or your sports minister has. We're just enjoying doing well for a change. Probably but that's not quite what I meant, I meant I've never understood why GB doesn't kick Australia's arse at each games just going on population differences, so it's about time. I'm ambivilant about the whole Ashes rivalry, unless I'm giving grief to an english mate. Personally I'm not a fan of the Olympics (I spend all my energy and support on football) and I hate how Australia chucks so much money at it's team producing twats like Thorpie, etc. If they spent half as much on the arts we might find this country has a little more culture than "football (AFL/league), meat pies, kangaroos and holden cars", fuck me stevie is right! To be honest mate, I think it's a good thing your country spends as much as it does on sport. I think it's good for the nation as a whole, in terms of feel good factor and overall health. Although you are getting a bit like America where people are either fit or fat with not much in between (but that's another issue). That money is the main reason why you do beat us mostly, along with the climate which cannot be underestimated in terms of lots of outdoors sports. Also, I think you Aussies had a bit of a chip on your shoulder and an inferiority complex in a lot of ways towards Britain and England in particular. That's not meant to be a dig, it's just a fact that you're a relatively young country and so on that has been in the shadow of the 'motherland' for a number of reasons. One arena where that feeling of inferiority was banished was the sporting one. I think that's something that has changed over the last 20 years or so though and it's a good thing. By that I mean, you don't hate the English as much because culturally and so on you've grown as a nation and you're more self-confident. I hope that doesn't come across as critical or sneering or anything because it wasn't meant to be. Alex mate compared to what comes from stevie's finger tips, anything you write is going to be insightful and taken in the conversation it is meant. And you're right re the mother nation inferiority complex, especially in the 60s, 70s and 80s, now we are such a mixture of races and cultures it has also helped lose a lot of the "convict" mentality. Funny the other day I was doing some research into my family name which is french but it turns out a bunch of them moved to Ingerlund early in the piece and in particular one of my lot was a royal guard who was caught for petty theft and deported as a convict! Fuck me I don't know what's worse, decending from a convict or decending from a frenchman who became English

Fuck you ain't half a daft cunt some days stevie. Read my whole post you dopey prick and don't skip over the bits with big words.

I think you lot have made more of it to be fair, or your sports minister has. We're just enjoying doing well for a change. Probably but that's not quite what I meant, I meant I've never understood why GB doesn't kick Australia's arse at each games just going on population differences, so it's about time. I'm ambivilant about the whole Ashes rivalry, unless I'm giving grief to an english mate. Personally I'm not a fan of the Olympics (I spend all my energy and support on football) and I hate how Australia chucks so much money at it's team producing twats like Thorpie, etc. If they spent half as much on the arts we might find this country has a little more culture than "football (AFL/league), meat pies, kangaroos and holden cars", fuck me stevie is right!

FYP FYFP

I think we look well set to come 3rd now. Thats absolutely astonishing. imo. I would genuinely have thought that was an utter impossibilty Me too. A lot has been made about beating Australia but beating Russia is something you would never have thought was possible. Also, I think we can about 35th in the medals table in Atlanta 12 years ago. See I don't get that, just on populations alone you guys should kick our arses every games. Like in 1996 at the Atlanta Olympics where Australia did quite well in preparation for the 2000 Sydney event, someone in GB has realised it not a silly idea to do well the Olympics before your home event.

In a bid to try and improve some of the shite that has been posted in this thread. And the ultimate cover version. Unfortunately I can't find a version of Mr Floppy's Wuthering Heights.

Stinking hippie man. We only got together because she was a dealer Hope you reciprocated by offering her some blow.

If they use Dennis Leary they wouldn't need to write a script.

To be honest if you had to chose what you have to take as your last three of anything, you'd spend all the time you have to chose those three "of" items shagging yourself stupid. Because be sure if you can't rent a dvd at this place, then you have fuck all chance of find someone other than yourself to play with your cock. I don't think you want to waste a choice on porn. Depends if you have a reasonably active imagination, I suppose. Or peanut butter and a dog. And we have a winner for special post of the week. With triggy holding, yet again, the consolation prize, don't worry mate just put it back in your pants.

Fucking hell, the irony of that comment and a supporter that doesn't have an NE postcode, has me lost for words. By the way who mentioned anything about not being from Newcastle? who said that post was aimed at you? You did. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=504344

Fucking hell, the irony of that comment and a supporter that doesn't have an NE postcode, has me lost for words. By the way who mentioned anything about not being from Newcastle?

Fucking hell boy, you sure you're not Jimbo's brother in disguise. You know where Murial is from, you watch Neighbours and Home'n'away religiously, next thing you know you'll be drinking XXXX and driving across the desert in a bus singing abba songs. The fact is you live in the least fertile most desolate, fucked up country on earth, but it has the odd good point. However, beer is not one of them. Castlemaine is wank, Fosters probably worse than Carling, which is saying something. You find no truck with that argument here lad. We only make Fosters to keep the English tourist happy. As for the bit in italics you need to get out more and learn some facts. Just because you've travelled the length of the M1 doesn't actually make you an expert on the world as a whole. Got to say I'm not totally sure about Australia. Not something that weighs heavily on the mind really. That's because you're too busy worrying about pissing on the toilet seat.

Is it just me or does that pitch look like they've only just chased the cows off it?

On that note, I'm going to pour myself a dram of Aberlour. Anyone care to join me? Cooper's chaser? I'm in There is only Erdinger hefeweizen in the refridgerator, will that do?

To be honest if you had to chose what you have to take as your last three of anything, you'd spend all the time you have to chose those three "of" items shagging yourself stupid. Because be sure if you can't rent a dvd at this place, then you have fuck all chance of find someone other than yourself to play with your cock.

Is that the ghost of thompers I hear in the distance?

On that note, I'm going to pour myself a dram of Aberlour. Anyone care to join me?

Fucking hell boy, you sure you're not Jimbo's brother in disguise. You know where Murial is from, you watch Neighbours and Home'n'away religiously, next thing you know you'll be drinking XXXX and driving across the desert in a bus singing abba songs. The fact is you live in the least fertile most desolate, fucked up country on earth, but it has the odd good point. However, beer is not one of them. Castlemaine is wank, Fosters probably worse than Carling, which is saying something. Carling beats Fosters hands down in the absolute piss stakes tbh. Which is saying something. Imagine the look on stevie's face if some cunt made him drink West End!

Fucking hell boy, you sure you're not Jimbo's brother in disguise. You know where Murial is from, you watch Neighbours and Home'n'away religiously, next thing you know you'll be drinking XXXX and driving across the desert in a bus singing abba songs. The fact is you live in the least fertile most desolate, fucked up country on earth, but it has the odd good point. However, beer is not one of them. Castlemaine is wank, Fosters probably worse than Carling, which is saying something. You find no truck with that argument here lad. We only make Fosters to keep the English tourist happy. As for the bit in italics you need to get out more and learn some facts. Just because you've travelled the length of the M1 doesn't actually make you an expert on the world as a whole.

fyp.

Fucking hell boy, you sure you're not Jimbo's brother in disguise. You know where Murial is from, you watch Neighbours and Home'n'away religiously, next thing you know you'll be drinking XXXX and driving across the desert in a bus singing abba songs.

Rumour has it he thinks you're cute too.