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Possibly or maybe vic or stevie (but i'd wonder who barry davies is then).

here's an idea....get some coffee... Done that! It kind of helped. Got one for you Radgi, why don't you go and get all Sylvia Saint on your makem

It's the new shit filter (But I don't think they've got it tuned for offshore toon yet!)

Oi, Jimbo, don't blame us for him! If he was one of us he at least would of been witty enough to make a comment about it being worse piss than XXXX or something. Laz, who's piece of fiction is that? The article appeared in the New York Times and the Washington Journal Fucking yanks!

1. started work an hour and a half earlier than usual today. 2. tennis bores me to tears but if Nadal had of won I'd be happier/a little better off financially. 3. I'm tired. 4. need coffee. 5. going to get coffee.

royalty free sound a-like music - yuk.

Oi, Jimbo, don't blame us for him! If he was one of us he at least would of been witty enough to make a comment about it being worse piss than XXXX or something. Laz, who's piece of fiction is that? Nah, Bear Grylls is one of us, it just goes to show he'd rather drink his own piss than risk any of your shite Smartest englishman I've ever not meet, if that's case.

Oi, Jimbo, don't blame us for him! If he was one of us he at least would of been witty enough to make a comment about it being worse piss than XXXX or something. Laz, who's piece of fiction is that?

Is it just me or is there a recent influx of friendly faces from the past making their return in fancy dress?

Perth is in Scotland. Portsmouth is in the south of England. Your convict grandfathers should have been shot instead of being allowed to re-create a little britain on the other side of the world and people like you who think they are the dogs bollocks. Tosser. And Paris is in Texas. You'd like Texas wouldn't you. You could have a cotton farm anarl

He'll never score that many goals: FACT!

And they say 13 is unlucky - not out of that lot it ain't!!!

Can you narrow it down a bit please. Exactly.. that could be quite a range there. Oi, don't you start talking about old boilers!

So we can drip anything else in there then? as long as it doesnt sting like sweat does. But with the backed up pressure of quite a few on this board, the ferocity of the shot is more than likely to take your eye oot.

Maybe we should see what Viana and Robert are up to too? Well Viana has gone back to being a useful player so what the common point here? In a different league which suits his style of play, so you tell me?

Sam's said he doesn't want to put that burden on Barton....yet. I agree with him and think it would be too much for him given his reputation etc and being a new boy on the block so to speak. Viduka has more of a chance than Barton IMO... As you yourself mentioned earlier in this thread, Viduka won't be expected to start every game so I can't see him being made captain, can you? Barton will be expected to be starting 11 and you can just see Allerdyce throwing that one out there as an incentive for him to step up.

Maybe we should see what Viana and Robert are up to too?

I don't know, that's not what you said when you were trying to talk with your mouth full. Wasn't it more - mmmm! mmmm! mmmmmmmmm! wish I had one like tha...mmmm!

Isn't cream of sum yung boi your dish of choice? Stop mowing my lawn you dick Hey squirt how's your day going? Need anyone to get the soap out of the top cupboard so you can clean up the wet spot? (plus you would of mis-spelt it, you nobjockey). You might use soap for washing your laundry but i use soap powder, obviously doesn't get used much in your house, you soap dodging peasant. Must be the English in me, aye little man?!?? Probably had a few in you tbh You said you wouldn't tell and I promised not to tell how small your cock, well that's it cunthooks *stomps foot* I even faked it just so you didn't feel bad!

Isn't cream of sum yung boi your dish of choice? Stop mowing my lawn you dick Hey squirt how's your day going? Need anyone to get the soap out of the top cupboard so you can clean up the wet spot? (plus you would of mis-spelt it, you nobjockey). You might use soap for washing your laundry but i use soap powder, obviously doesn't get used much in your house, you soap dodging peasant. Must be the English in me, aye little man?!??

... because I've spunked in a girls hair and she's bitched on like I've grated her fanny then kicked it .oh and sammy I wouldn't know as I shave my head now Suppose it's easier to just wipe off now then fish

That's a big call considering Sam doesn't even know if he'll adjust to the league.

Isn't cream of sum yung boi your dish of choice? Stop mowing my lawn you dick Hey squirt how's your day going? Need anyone to get the soap out of the top cupboard so you can clean up the wet spot? (plus you would of mis-spelt it, you nobjockey).

Does anyone actually get any arse to mouth action? Considering there's at least 15 minutes worth of bleaching before you can safely stick it in one, whip it out and stick it in the other, sort of takes the mood out of kicking in the back door if it takes her fancy.

So radgi, your squeeze is a makem??? Fuck that must make derby night a treat! (Actually there must be something for the sex rules thread in that?) He insists he is "NOT A MACKEM" just a scumberland fan....and he speaks "proper Geordie" too .....and yes, derby nights are great That's like saying I'm a fan of Sylvia Saint's work but I wouldn't want to fuck her! Yeah right