sammynb

Great player Shite footballer

Only if you're banned with me little man. By the way there is a k in prick, cunthooks

Let's sign him first before we start laughing.

All we need is a pic from jimbo's tv now and job's done.

Hedgehogs tend to have fleas mind You just know that is what the hedgehog's mum is saying to him right now about brocks!

Not if they're a polar.

Except for the dirty crack habit he's got

C'mon Stevie don't go mate. You meant well, and probably had a decent source who may have been misguided or over-excited. Take it on the chin and continue posting here. No, disagree. stevie is man enough to pay his debt. He offered money so he was confident, turns out he was wrong. If sima had of lost we'd all badger the the depressive bastid until he went. Tough luck stevie but be a man about it. Lets get one thing straight, no-one is going to get banned for claiming that we're signing a player by a specific date and it not being true. If Stevie stops posting here as a result, then it's of his own doing and not because either we've prevented him or other members have driven him out! Craig, did I say ban him?

C'mon Stevie don't go mate. You meant well, and probably had a decent source who may have been misguided or over-excited. Take it on the chin and continue posting here. No, disagree. stevie is man enough to pay his debt. He offered money so he was confident, turns out he was wrong. If sima had of lost we'd all badger the the depressive bastid until he went. Tough luck stevie but be a man about it.

Uh-oh, apologies, they were sammynb's tits. Listen here you sheep herding holey fucking cheese banker! It was all about the nipple and if you can't understand that I sugget you ask meenzer for a few helpful hints on how to come out to the world!

The Robledo brothers (or one of them)? Played for Huddersfield of someone like that first though I think. Well, the Robledo brothers played in the top flight in England for the Toon. What's the answer btw? I hate to say this but Alex, you are right.

By the way they were all in general chat arguing with gemmill about his sexuality and with patrokles over music. I nowt about football.

You said it, not me.

The original line-up of dinosaur jr are currently touring, think I'll waste my hard earned on that instead.

Bring back the booby, sorry bobby

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Sorry mate it was only a dream. They are playing here in Sydney next month and the only original member is Axel.

No you're fucking deluded if you think Adriano would play for the toon, not that he's available! Knowing the history of the club since Keegan, the football we played under Keegan and Sir Bobby, Big Al, the fans who adore star strikers, links with Martins and Emre, Edmilson signing, new takeover, the Premier League, and that he'd be a guaranteed starter - it doesn't seem all that unrealistic to me. Especially the form he was in this season which has tarnished his reputation somewhat. Please, stop it, just stop it now. Thoughts like that are why you are so deluded in the first place. I love the club, others who post here and on other Newcastle message boards love the club, in some strange way, no doubt you in your own puppy sort of way, love the club but at the moment to the rest of the world we are a mid table obscurity, no european football, haven't been able to keep a manager for any length of time, club. Recently taken over by an unknown and managed by a manager who has no history of winning leagues or cups. So please stop, for your own sanity, stop being so fucking deluded and bask in the current revolution, enjoying the unknown we are about to experience. Not wishing for the ridiculous

Would Wenger be seeing something that we are missing then? I agree with what has been said regarding his scoring against lesser opposition and his first touch being a [sarcasm]bit[/sarcasm] hard but why would he be on the top of Wenger's list? Yeah but didn't Wenger also want Jenas the penis to replace Viera at one stage, until he actually watched him play another game besides the ones against the arse? Point it moot anyway, Wenger will be working in Spain in the next couple of weeks anyway. Why does he want to become Schuster's assistant? A bit of a step down if you ask me... *pssst* barca? Wolfgang is Schuster official yet?

Fuck off and die with that Shite. Plant cant sing anymore and Page is probably over the hill (apart from Unplugged and Clarksdale both about ten years back and his stuff with RH), the only one still fucntioning properly is JPJ, Led Zeppelin ended in 1980 for a reason IMO, they'd reached the end of there tether, (and Bonzo dying obviously) and Their Live Aid show was terrible, Let sleeping dogs lie. If Zep come back A. Il be there. B. They'l probably ruin their musical legacy. C. *shrugs shoulders* goes and looks for that spice girls collection cd at the back of the cupboard.

The Robledo brothers (or one of them)? Played for Huddersfield of someone like that first though I think.

You can't do that. That's like 'would you rather' and you saying 'neither!' Works for me Ben.

No you're fucking deluded if you think Adriano would play for the toon, not that he's available!

But who was the first south american to play in the top flight in Ingerland? And fr the bonus point for whom? All answers on a postcard to Vic, care of somewhere.

miranhia [sic] edit: plus we had zico hughes and roMooreio