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spunk! jesus wept man woman man, apparently it's a pain in the arse to get spunk out of girls hair. But it just wipes straight out of a man's does it fish???

So radgi, your squeeze is a makem??? Fuck that must make derby night a treat! (Actually there must be something for the sex rules thread in that?)

Isn't cream of sum yung boi your dish of choice?

rockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkky!

1. just got paid my winnings from betfair for sven to manage citeh 2. can hear wimbledon on the telly in the next room 3. had yum cha for lunch today and it was average and expensive 4. wondering whether it is worth betting on the asian cup 5. watched 4 episodes of entourage this evening

Yep, what are you queer?

Why do women always seem to get upset when you cum in their hair? You can leave their face and body looking like a plaster's radio [/wackyjr] but blow in their hair and you get that look reserved for when you leave the toilet seat up.

Been trying for weeks now but the board just doesn't seem to have the venom it has during the season! The heroin of supersize me america!

So self sufficant? They must have a plan and half, especially seeing Laura's the sort of investor that makes 30m euros off an 8 week in adidas. And skol, I though it was the clubs debt as isn't it effectively the casino plan without the casino?

I'm not sure if I missed this at some point during all the excitement but what is Laura's plan for the club's current debt or have they not released a statement on what they plan to do? Isn't it somewhere between 70 and 100m pounds? I realise the loan that covered St James' redevelopment is secure in it repayment terms but we all know the debt run up by the fat man was growing and growing. Also the ground expansion are they borrowing again against the club or is the cheque book out? (The Leeds article just got me wondering???)

As has been said before it will most likely be Barton.

He should link up well with ronaldinhio on the left

Jeffery Dahmer, actually. And from all reports his sobert was to die for.

Please let it be true.

http://www.daddyos.com/

Choons the lot of them ! Fucking hated Live meself like but the others are a big thumbs up. Herbie Handcock - speak like a child

Agreed Pud, I think there are some very insightful comments in that thread. And I have to admit that new guy, what's his name, Barry Davies, really knows his stuff.

It's been what six days now since stevie posted on toontastic and can I for one just say it's a lesser place for it. Without his enthusiasm and insightful opinion on our club this forum is a shadow of its former self. But that being said the fact that he has honoured his word and been man enough to pay his dues, not resorting to posting when he said he wouldn't or even re-registering under a new username (although as craig said no-one was banned so he had every right to resume his place here), makes him gentleman imho.

From another thread: http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...14538&st=20 Yes humility. He's currently not good enough to be first choice and as has been mentioned on here a number of times by others he believes he should be starting 11 regardless. Just a though lets wait and see who all the players are the Sam brings in. not good enough to be starting 11? who would you have had ahead of him last season and who will you have ahead of him now? who was head and shoulders above our defensive back line (barring Solano towards the end of the season), he'll only get better through experiencing top flight matches and he now has a proper coachign system to train him in the Non-Bramble approach to defending. I think you're being overly harsh on the lad, he's may be too young to have the respect of the older players so I wouldn't have him as Club Captain, but Vice Captain might not be a bad choice? Fish, you're right I might be being to harsh on him but he's a bairn and we really don't know who the club has in mind. I really can't see Michael Owen, Joey Barton or Kieron Dyer being to happy with little stevie taylor being captain, can you?

Who do you think it might be then? Big hint? All that was missing was a picture of foghorn leghorn, no?

Rugen Island

You know Alex, thinking about it, Mody Dick is just the American Psycho of its time.

If that is true and West Ham don't own his registration, how the fuck can they not be penalised and deducted points?

5am???? In winter???? Do you not like the person toplass? Go buy a phone card otherwise it will cost you a fortune. You can get cards here that allow you to call the UK for 2c or 3c a minute, so that works out about a $1.20/hr or 50p gove or take. Oh and it is spelt Aussie, ok?

Bullseye, get him a portugese passport I say