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Not who I really want but is much better than the options we all expected the fat man to go for. But if he doesn't off load Dyer and Bramble then I reserve the right to change my mind.

"Alfie" on fox last night. What utter utter shite.

Alex in pedantic typing mistake shocker! I only know one sport old chum, so fuck off. Pedantic enough to point out it was Renton anyway. sorry alex but you know the shoe fits and all that fookin stupid aussies.

What the fuck. It's only polite I put it there. once it's out of my body I don't even want to see it again, let alone gargle with the fucking stuff. I appreciate the lady being good enough to accept it and wouldn't presume to take it for granted, but the Hell I want it back It'd be like pissing into a glass and swiling that stuff down with my bowl of Bran flakes of a morning! You're a wrong'un KCG and no mistake. God help you if a gorgeous girl ever wanted you and another male to dp her fish. You'd be worried the moment your balls touched you'd turn faster than meenzer at a eurovision dance off.

He's a good player. Excellent actually. Can play anywhere amongst the back four. Better than Anton Ferdinand. Actually to compare the two is an insult to Neill. Glad the Hammers didn't get relegated and Roeder is gone. Means we won't get shit like Ferdinand to the club, well we can only hope. You wouldn't be Australian by any chance? Why because he can see anton ferdinand is shite? Even a blind one legged hockey playing canadian can see that No, because Neill is "excellent" and Viduka is "not fat". Next he'll be telling us that Emerton is world-class! So he could also be anal oliver

He's a good player. Excellent actually. Can play anywhere amongst the back four. Better than Anton Ferdinand. Actually to compare the two is an insult to Neill. Glad the Hammers didn't get relegated and Roeder is gone. Means we won't get shit like Ferdinand to the club, well we can only hope. You wouldn't be Australian by any chance? Why because he can see anton ferdinand is shite? Even a blind one legged hockey playing canadian can see that

Probably better than the cunts and babies I have to share a building with everyday.

serve you right for having mayo with it

If that's the case then he wants sacking for that alone.

Alex in pedantic typing mistake shocker! I only know one sport old chum, so fuck off.

the clash - super black market clash

Upset ? he picked him to start from the bench, if that is unacceptable he can fuck off. I'd be more inclined to consider he was upset at being left on the bench and Patterson got to start, for fuck sake.

Is that a haiku? No it's a scouse sonnet. Where nothing rhymes and someone stole the last 12 lines.

I got 8/1 on betfair last week for sheffield to go down. ka-chinnnng! edit: fixed for Alex.

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture." Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified? Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."

Fookin' NIN have postponed their gigs until September!!! But I'd ironed me jeans

But I want my $6k!

Fuck they haven't died, they've just decided to stop yelling at each other.

Movement

you do have some stories Only when he's read the reader's letters section of his dad's 1970s playboy magazines. BJ's hadn't been invented in the 70's had they? didn't you invent them? Unfortunately not, but imagine having the accolade of inventing the blow job! Linda Lovelace, 1972, wasn't it? No she was just the first one to take a length and not gag on it.

Can I just put these two posts together for people? And from the Just got an invite to watch Nobby blow, thread:

you do have some stories Only when he's read the reader's letters section of his dad's 1970s playboy magazines.

Not a problem if it's mine but if she's just swallowed the other end of the dp then it's out of the question

In that context. It's a broad brush stroke Tom and could mean band-aids, sun block and beach towels to location fees, light burn fees (some gaffers charge extra for bulbs) and costumes. Does the band have a say in what the clip is? Where it is shot? What the concept is? I produced this in the mid 90s for a budget of approx 1500GBP. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj403IhaoKI We hired a studio after hours so it was cheaper, shot it on super 8 film, used telecine (film to video tranfer) methods that I wouldn't even contemplate trying to get away with now but if we had of had to pay for the bands "incidentals" they would shot/smoked/snorted the budget up in a couple of hours. Get the manager to define what he means by incidentals, you won't look stupid and in the end you won't be butt fucked by a bill for 10k because the manager classes hiring tower bridge as an incidental.

1. Got to work early inorder to make a deadline, only for the boss to decide my time could be better spent producing a mull of kintyre compilation for a present for some aquaintance of his, four hours later and I'm way behind - fucking prick. 2. Went to buy Zidane a 21st century portrait on dvd last night but they didn't have it, it's now on order from amazon. 3. Just received my new t-shirts from goalhanger. 4. Bob has just been told by lisa to move his car! 5. Fucking mull of kintyre!