sammynb

5th best stats tbh. (besides the fact Parker is average).

Before fucking what? What is so hard to understand here? If you haven't had a relationship for 10 years plus because things aren't good, what is the difference between when they alive and not in contact and dead and not in contact? Fucking mormons! Fuck's sake man, wind your neck in. We've established that you don't plan on contacting your dad. Believe it or not, this advice isn't directed solely at you. Yes aunty Gemma but as I said in a previous post how do you think others also feel, I'm not the only one here if you hadn't noticed? It's amazing how many give this advice with no actual knowledge of situations/relationships. As for winding my neck in, fair call pissflaps - done. Edit: Actually not done. By the way my younger sister who is still in touch with the old man a couple of years ago asked if it would be ok for him to get in touch, to which I told her, no not really. Turns out he was ill and thought he was going to die. All he wanted to do was make his peace with himself, that he'd tried to rectify things, so he could leave this mortal coil knowing he was forgiven and take that justification to his maker. Turns out he got better and yet he never actually made an effort. I've tracked down people/colleagues/friends I haven't seen for 10 years without to much trouble and yet for some people it's to hard to look up a number in the phone book.

the necks - drive by, again!

Before fucking what? What is so hard to understand here? If you haven't had a relationship for 10 years plus because things aren't good, what is the difference between when they alive and not in contact and dead and not in contact? Fucking mormons!

Wise words indeed. Nice one confucius, go buy a fortune cookie. Sorry Sammy I already put that up before I got to your rebuttal. Parky don't be sorry just be aware it's not always a valid solution.

Wise words indeed. Nice one confucius, go buy a fortune cookie.

Hugo Race & the true spirit - chemical wedding

Oh by the way, my mum is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet, unfortunately she comes from that generation that believed you tried to keep the family together at all costs.

Fuck me, do you think you can simplify it any more? Sometimes things can't be worked out and that's fucking life! He was just speaking from experience mate. I know Alex and I can't speak for anyone but myself, it's just I've heard it before and it's usually from people who haven't experienced the shite that comes from a crap parent. In a perfect world all our mams and dads would be great people, perfect role models but it ain't a perfect world and parents can be arses just like that twat/charva/whatever that you turn your nose up in the street/pub/work. Cath, yes you are right, some people do forget, but I bet bob is just like me and remembers exactly why he has nothing to do with his father - just because they were the sperm donor, doesn't make them a father.

Fuck me, do you think you can simplify it any more? Sometimes things can't be worked out and that's fucking life!

Hopefully not the happy finish!

I'm with you bob - you can't choose your relatives. 15 years for moi.

I'd be interested to hear LM's response to this

Your dad is obviously Iggy Pop!

an interview with an automotive brake design engineer who used the words bonanza and footy team to describe designing a brake system!

No, that makes you canny cool judging by that list. The only problem is I'm the one doing the judging. aphex twins and kraftwerk are as far on that list as I go. what about the old caberet voltare, are they still cool for skool?

On a top trump card she'd score higher on power and range, but that's the fine thing about taste (the thread), it allows for the oxymoron where better isn't always best. It's called the Celine Dion paradox. Sealion Dying. Now she is shit. Bet there are some here who have a copy or two of her squawking though. Probably, aye. Titanic fans rather than Celine fans no doubt I've never seen that film btw. Me neither as I'd already seen Kate's breasts in that Peter Jackson film she did years before. Thanks for Meenzer to admitting the shame, wonder if our other resident campster will admit the same?

On a top trump card she'd score higher on power and range, but that's the fine thing about taste (the thread), it allows for the oxymoron where better isn't always best. It's called the Celine Dion paradox. Sealion Dying. Now she is shit. Bet there are some here who have a copy or two of her squawking though.

The fact that you went and saw Erasure, not in 80/90s at the height of their career but in the last 18 months really does disqualify you from having an opinion on this Gemmill.

who you calling the knotted shit in the hair of sheep's arse???

Jolly good show old chap I think I might just do that! By the way, get a fuckin rat up ya ya fuckin gallah

I believe the term you are looking for sammy is, fuckin' sheilas!

I miss Kirsty, one of lifes fucking sick jokes! The worlds worst interview with an automotive interior designer!

That's lent gone to hell

Wellsy mate, that is EASILY the gayest thing I've ever read on this board. "I love rubbing out the corks in players." Jesus wept! You want his number scotty