sammynb

The fucking avid just crashed

And I had the sleep. For all of two hours. I want some cake. I'm still here and I want some cake.

I thought it was just going to be a comment about a guys that wakes up with the shipwrecked feeling: All hands on the mast and seamen running everywhere.

go girl - satan's work is never done

You really need to be hitting that crack pipe harder Tom.

Knew we could get you over the line and off to bed.

Bloody clock obviously has stopped again! Do the maths Tom, do the math.

South Tom, south.

Big lassie! It's 4pm here and I could be goin' to bed now. Fucking work is shitting me.

A bit of porn and some self abuse? or time until the end or there is always the bubble wrap!

nite nite big fella Fookin look out tom's here (cue studio laughter)

Look at it this way, whenever you go to confession you really don't want to be going into to much details for your sins but break lent with a bit of chocolate cake and you've got yourself a big confession but you're far from the mortal sin anguish! Do it, go on, it's only cake and it's your birthday anarl, go on you know you want to!!!![/satanliketemptation] (wanna an apple? )

Beats me, it's 3pm and I'm going to be here all night trying to meet a stooopid deadline for tomorrow. Nothing more inspiring than cutting a program on people testing an engine on a dyno!!!

the necks - drive by

And we will have the usual suspects lurking. Howdy Cath how's the heed? Did you have a lurvly birthday? Menz, what's happening in landan?

idlewild - make another world

Wor lass and I have a massage every couple of weeks. The best we have found are medicinal chinese masseuses. But unfortunately our regular masseuse pissed us off recently so we've been trying to find a new one. Cue us going to try a new establishment in a quieter suburb near home who offered sports and refexology massage, after arriving to a locked door which is answered by a scantily dressed thai woman, wor lass almost fell over with laughter as the masseuse with shocked face asked if we "both" wanted massage??? Mmm, obviously rub and tug aren't big with women

the dears - end of a hollywood bedtime story

See mate what it is now is she doesn't like it that you're not appearing to be pining over her if you will and she's craving the attention. Well spotted Sherlock, I'd never see these things on my own Na fuck that smog. To use a wacky phrase or two. Get her over, fuck her brains out including kicking her back door in and leave her with a face like a plasterer's radio! Only way you will fix the problem. Oh that and drinking copious amounts.

Cough cough Can I just point you to the following post in the "five current things about you!" thread to help cheer you up. By the way smog how's the alcoholism coming along? I mean I dunno who she is. Was just a picture in a pdf porno. Outstanding I thought. Looks like Anna Ohura to me though I'm not 100% sure. Everything you ever wanted to know about Anna (nsfw) You can criticise Gemmill for a great many things, but you have to say, he knows his Japanese porn.

Darn fookin straight Radgi! And it's quittin' time around these parts.

mudhoney - boiled beef and rotting teeth (one, two) Ooh Wow Ooh I feel bad, and I’ve felt worse I’m a creep, yeah, I’m a jerk Come on Touch me, I’m sick Wow I won’t live long, and I’m full of rot Gonna give you - girl - everything I got Touch me, I’m sick, yeah Touch me, I’m sick Come on baby, now come with me If you don’t come If you don’t come If you don’t come You’ll die alone Wow Ooh I’m diseased, I don’t mind I’ll make you love me ’till the day you die Come on Touch me, I’m sick Ahhh Fuck me, I’m sick Come on baby, now come with me If you don’t come If you don’t come If you don’t come You’ll die alone

It is here

I thought you were loved up with your current bird, sammy? I am and she is a gorgeous girl but there is always someone who leaves that footprint on your life.

Some days you just have to: never lose that feeling - swervedriver soon - my bloody valentine my pal - god girlfriend - jesus and mary chain rutti - slowdive fratres - arvo part juju - wayne shorter