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  1. Was it It's Immaterial that members of the Christians left to form their own band?
  2. the silver mt zion memorial orchestra & tra-la-la band - born into trouble as the sparks fly upwards.
  3. Cruisie?? First 5 day week in a month. Not impressed with Friday this week. One of those words. As in a bit of a cruise. Would it be cruisey? Cruisie? Cruisy? See if you call someone by the name of Hughes, Hughsie, it's not spelt Hughsey or is it? Come on man of leprosy, (or is that owner operator) vhat iz ze anzwer?
  4. Just had lunch at the local belgian bier cafe - a golden draak and trappist rochefort later I think it's a day for an early mark before wandering off to see the pixies tonight!!! Followed by a four day week and easter. Life, cruisie but shite, got to love the irony.
  5. ewerk is kind of right because regional networks screen a lot of programs earlier or later in the evening because of their news services incorporating an extra 30 minutes of local news. Alex for your mental well being The tv guide!
  6. By rights it should be Bramble (shit), Moore (average and retiring), Carr (extra shit) and Babayaro (doesn't give a shit). Most likely it will be N'Zogbia (off to Arse), Emre (off to Bayern), Taylor (off to the bin dippers) and Shay (off to the dorty makems) Can we really trust the fuckers in charge of the club to get it right? If you look at the club's recent history when was the last time they got a their transfers right, window or no window invloved? Probably the year SBR signed Bellamy and Robert? Since then, regardless of who the manager is, the club's transfer purchases haven't reflected what the team has needed to be strengthened on the park.
  7. Oh there was more! [shiverswithhorror] I can send you the link if you don't believe me
  8. Well we at least know you are safe from anything sexually transmitted. Go forth and be healthy supergemmill. Aye cos I wouldn't go anywhere near any of the riddled, tattoed, pierced skank-rats you find attractive. Shame you're so closed minded, you might actually have an opportunity not to remain an owner operator if you opened your mind. By the way you neanderthal, there are two O's in tattooed!
  9. Well we at least know you are safe from anything sexually transmitted. Go forth and be healthy supergemmill.
  10. Gemmill's famous last words as he was soon to be struck down with leprocy.
  11. A visit to your local surgeon for a nip and tuck
  12. Ouch! Double ouch tbqfh! Maybe he shouldn't have told magma that?
  13. I think we need Jimbo's Telly-esque proof of this.... Maybe not Jimbo's quasimodo but....
  14. sammynb

    FAO Alex

    Been there four times for work and seen nothing of Perth itself, except that dodgy all night diner. Seen a lot of the forests around Perth though and I can tell you they all look the same.
  15. She's cuter with darker hair but more evidence to support the facts
  16. You're not a celebrity unless you're a fucked up, a skank or a ho' in the states. The don't call the land of opportunity because they're a charitable lot. Because celebrities anywhere else are much better. The US celebs are celebs in other countries too, whereas we have people like Jade & Pete Doherty. Australia has the cast of Neighbours. Woohoo. Thanking the god lord above, Neighbours cast members are only celebrities in the UK, so the point of your argument is what? Read the sentence again and don't be offended Ben, you may turn out to be a celebrity of substance in the states. The point of my argument is that celebrities are fucked up and skanky just about everywhere, and especially bad in Britain, where we create celebs out of non-entities who don't have the talent or looks to justify their status- they've just been on reality TV and made tits of themselves. I added the bit about Australia to include you. I couldn't think of any bona fide Aussie celebs, though. That Gladiators actor? An excellent example of a non-American celebrity who behaves embarassingly. True but another example of a brainless git who has nothing more than the ability to remember his lines. No social conscious or though beyond himself. And whomever stated it, yes he is a kiwi, just ask all 'stralians. It's only Rusty that keeps telling everyone he's 'stralian. By the way America can keep Mel, Hong Kong can have Michael Hutchence and Nicole Kidman back and you guys are quite welcome to claim Oliva Newton-John, AC/DC, the easybeats and Kylie. Just let us keep Craig Moore
  17. You're not a celebrity unless you're a fucked up, a skank or a ho' in the states. The don't call the land of opportunity because they're a charitable lot. Because celebrities anywhere else are much better. The US celebs are celebs in other countries too, whereas we have people like Jade & Pete Doherty. Australia has the cast of Neighbours. Woohoo. Thanking the god lord above, Neighbours cast members are only celebrities in the UK, so the point of your argument is what? Read the sentence again and don't be offended Ben, you may turn out to be a celebrity of substance in the states. Bollocks, Neighbours is a primetime soap shown in the evenings (not teatime like here) in Oz and so is Home and Away. I don't call 6-7pm prime time do you Alex? Most people I know aren't even home from work at that time.
  18. 1. Just had a portugese chicken wrap for lunch. 2. I feel like I'm getting the flu, have to remember to thank wor lass for that this evening. 3. Have football training this evening but really don't feel like it. 4. Looking to have some new tattoo work done by a female traditional japanese tattooist who is doing an residency here in Sydney for 12 months including an all white piece. 5. Having a breakfast meeting tomorrow with someone from an organisation I donate time to because they want to give me a plaque in appreciation - sort of defeats the purpose of donating time if they are going to give you something for it doesn't it?
  19. You're not a celebrity unless you're a fucked up, a skank or a ho' in the states. The don't call the land of opportunity because they're a charitable lot. Because celebrities anywhere else are much better. The US celebs are celebs in other countries too, whereas we have people like Jade & Pete Doherty. Australia has the cast of Neighbours. Woohoo. Thanking the god lord above, Neighbours cast members are only celebrities in the UK, so the point of your argument is what? Read the sentence again and don't be offended Ben, you may turn out to be a celebrity of substance in the states.
  20. 5 minutes walk and on that note, I'm off.
  21. Hubby would agree with you, infact he always says they are in his top 3 interests in life So either you have three toonraider or he is facinated with one of someone elses i rekon this is his order 1.Motor racing 2. TITS 3.Food Good thing about that is Tits are usually involved in all three of those
  22. Hubby would agree with you, infact he always says they are in his top 3 interests in life So either you have three toonraider or he is facinated with one of someone elses
  23. So what Jimbo, you're saying you wouldn't? What have you just employed Roedent's PR company? Trust me, I wouldn't mate, she's got a face like quasimodo. I would of figured you'd take great delight in getting her on all fours and slapping her about the face with her penduluming mammaries if that was the case. Nah she's got about 7 kids, she's probably got a clunge like a horses collar. 7 kids explains the bags she is carrying then. Someone around your way must have a thing for quasimodo.
  24. So what Jimbo, you're saying you wouldn't? What have you just employed Roedent's PR company? Trust me, I wouldn't mate, she's got a face like quasimodo. I would of figured you'd take great delight in getting her on all fours and slapping her about the face with her penduluming mammaries if that was the case.
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