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That was funny as fuck, Short is back now so we have the matching set.

Shay just calling out TOT as who was at fault for the goal with "pour defending!"

I can't count but that makes it worse as he's barely busted a gut when he's only on the pitch for 15 minutes max. Anyway, the new David Batty - motm.

It's no wonder Gayle doesn't get a s start, cunt's been on for 15 minutes and he isn't interested in putting pressure on the worst defence we've played in ages. Fucking robbed, Man U deserved nothing from tonight. Cunts.

fuck off

You can tell he's a mackem twat at his core.

Where the fuck has four minutes come from?

Waddle who is co-commentator on our coverage has just called Joelinton the new David Batty!

That goal he scored for his hat-trick against Villa, in 10/11 season, where he played the ball across field to Xisco and then got to their 18 yard box to finish the return ball showed how good he could have been but as Alex said he's a bull's knacker in the brains department. About 2:05:00 on this video.

My question not good enough?

Tom on the sauce again? I'm happy to stump up 20 quid for whatever charity the forum decides upon. So looking further a field than just Europe, who in the America's and Africa should we be looking to sign as player(s) so we can finally live out that dream of the Newcastle in GOAL!

Two biggest concerns I have is Howe has never had access to these sort of funds, which could potentially bring it's own problems of paying to much for average players and we alrready have enough of those. And realistically, at the moment, the club is not an appealing destination for players, potentially big money for half a season aside, there is a distinct chance we will be relegated and any player with a modicum of ambition does not want that on their resume. Championship players and players from 2nd tier European leagues are what we will be looking at and will they really be enough to lift us out of the shite?

Renton, sorry to hear about your dad and that it all falls on your shoulders. Your heart will be screaming at you but try and listen to your head mate. Stay strong.

Hey Eddie, do you reckon we can break our lease and get our deposit back if we fuck off now?

It's the one I most likely to end up on the winning side for and it's the one I care the least about. Any team that is happy to reinstate cheating cunts like Smith, deserve nothing.

Seeing that game could be the difference between being the richest club in the championship or not next season, you'd hope so. KK had players out the door for talking back to him, no use fucking around with showing who is boss.

For all the positive improvement since Howe arrived we are still crap in front of goal. Either that last ball never reaches its man or someone has a panic shot, which is too soft/into the defender/into zow Z (delete as applicable). Watching other teams in the league, they constantly score good goals from outside the box, Shelvey get's it and there is more chance of him cumming in his girlfriend's eye than actually hitting the target. And if it is one of Almiron/BUJ/ST Maxi, well going with the Shelvey analogy, it's more like pre-cum dribble than getting one's shot off.

No fucking way? How did I not know about this? I just had to do a Christmas special and needed some music. Henry Rollins will be on a carols special next!

Crack?

They are a luthier's dream guitar, necks are always fucked and the slightest hint of humidity and they can't hold tune for more than a moment.

So it's a Mustang with a Jag/Jazz floating trem and one of Fender's terrible humbuckers? Belinda Butcher from My Bloody Valentine has been playing one of those, without the hummbucker since the late 80s. I just love a Jaguar, 67-69 if I can choose, with a block and binding neck. Fano make a Firebird shape with a Jag/Jazz tremolo that is special as well.

All this talk of Stan Ridgway, this is what his last album sounded like in 2016. Looks like he's making a decent career with movie soundtracks.

Unless you worked as DJ, then albums were just a fucking pain in the arse. 7"45rpm was much better sound quality.