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No doubt but now would actualy be when a decent documentary would be made.

Narrated by New Zealand's own Rusty Crow - wtf? I really hope NUFC has someone already working on our documentary series - if Leeds is a sleeping giant, we all know it's not, the cunts are all rugby league supporters, wtf is Newcastle?

And here is why humanity will be the architect of its own extinction! @Renton mate hope things get better soon.

It's not official until it's in Ciaomanheyman's Gazzetta Dela Sport!

"And thanks to Diego our Spanish correspondent for that clarification, now we cross to Ciaomanheyman in Italy for the latest on Aaron Ramsey. And don't forget later in the show, we'll have an update from Dave on the state of English Tapas and how that might affect Newcastle's chances in the January transfer market."

2021, don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out. Welcome 2022, do your best.

There's our new South American scout right there.

Playmaker? Is Shelvey* out? ASM is a maverick winger but he ain't no playmaker. *I don't think Shelvey is a playmaker either but he's the closest we've currently got.

And on the opposite side of the pitch.

Waddle made the same observation during the commentary on our local feed.

No, he's more David Batty/Dietmar Hamann with Speedo's positional sense; breaking up player, calmly moving the ball.

That was funny as fuck, Short is back now so we have the matching set.

Shay just calling out TOT as who was at fault for the goal with "pour defending!"

I can't count but that makes it worse as he's barely busted a gut when he's only on the pitch for 15 minutes max. Anyway, the new David Batty - motm.

It's no wonder Gayle doesn't get a s start, cunt's been on for 15 minutes and he isn't interested in putting pressure on the worst defence we've played in ages. Fucking robbed, Man U deserved nothing from tonight. Cunts.

fuck off

You can tell he's a mackem twat at his core.

Where the fuck has four minutes come from?

Waddle who is co-commentator on our coverage has just called Joelinton the new David Batty!

That goal he scored for his hat-trick against Villa, in 10/11 season, where he played the ball across field to Xisco and then got to their 18 yard box to finish the return ball showed how good he could have been but as Alex said he's a bull's knacker in the brains department. About 2:05:00 on this video.

My question not good enough?

Tom on the sauce again? I'm happy to stump up 20 quid for whatever charity the forum decides upon. So looking further a field than just Europe, who in the America's and Africa should we be looking to sign as player(s) so we can finally live out that dream of the Newcastle in GOAL!

Two biggest concerns I have is Howe has never had access to these sort of funds, which could potentially bring it's own problems of paying to much for average players and we alrready have enough of those. And realistically, at the moment, the club is not an appealing destination for players, potentially big money for half a season aside, there is a distinct chance we will be relegated and any player with a modicum of ambition does not want that on their resume. Championship players and players from 2nd tier European leagues are what we will be looking at and will they really be enough to lift us out of the shite?

Renton, sorry to hear about your dad and that it all falls on your shoulders. Your heart will be screaming at you but try and listen to your head mate. Stay strong.