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Hey Eddie, do you reckon we can break our lease and get our deposit back if we fuck off now?

It's the one I most likely to end up on the winning side for and it's the one I care the least about. Any team that is happy to reinstate cheating cunts like Smith, deserve nothing.

Seeing that game could be the difference between being the richest club in the championship or not next season, you'd hope so. KK had players out the door for talking back to him, no use fucking around with showing who is boss.

For all the positive improvement since Howe arrived we are still crap in front of goal. Either that last ball never reaches its man or someone has a panic shot, which is too soft/into the defender/into zow Z (delete as applicable). Watching other teams in the league, they constantly score good goals from outside the box, Shelvey get's it and there is more chance of him cumming in his girlfriend's eye than actually hitting the target. And if it is one of Almiron/BUJ/ST Maxi, well going with the Shelvey analogy, it's more like pre-cum dribble than getting one's shot off.

No fucking way? How did I not know about this? I just had to do a Christmas special and needed some music. Henry Rollins will be on a carols special next!

Crack?

They are a luthier's dream guitar, necks are always fucked and the slightest hint of humidity and they can't hold tune for more than a moment.

So it's a Mustang with a Jag/Jazz floating trem and one of Fender's terrible humbuckers? Belinda Butcher from My Bloody Valentine has been playing one of those, without the hummbucker since the late 80s. I just love a Jaguar, 67-69 if I can choose, with a block and binding neck. Fano make a Firebird shape with a Jag/Jazz tremolo that is special as well.

All this talk of Stan Ridgway, this is what his last album sounded like in 2016. Looks like he's making a decent career with movie soundtracks.

Unless you worked as DJ, then albums were just a fucking pain in the arse. 7"45rpm was much better sound quality.

The whole album was decent but his best work was as the original singer of Wall of Voodoo.

You don't change a horse's name midrace just because they no longer look like glue on legs!

Btw I met her when Fish was here. Nowt to get excited about and her bf wasn't that big but was definitely one of those annoying privilaged rugger types, much like her tbh.

Didn't Parky use to claim that was because Bramble's cock was so big that if he got half a semi his brain ran out of blood?

This is a mixtape 65Days made for their recent shows for between the support band and their set. https://the65republic.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/ChangeoverMix_Nov2021.mp3

Can I also point out that Wilson was a far better captain than TOT has ever been. Between Ferd's organising of the defence and Wilson's lead by example, Lacelles should be nowhere near the starting 11 again.

Schar's fucked

Give Eddie some dues, he and his team at least look like they've taught big Joe how to put his laces through the ball.

Really need to hook Shelvey now and put a midfielder on who will do some work for the team.

Tell him he has to pick up his next pay cheque from the Saudi embassy.

Game over

It's the other basic but important shit he can't do.

Last time we were relegated I found a dead magpie in our backyard a couple of weeks before, this one is bigger - not that I'm superstitious or anything (much).