norm

when my mrs was first pregnant I hoped and was convinced it would be a boy for all the blokish reasons....didn't enter my head it would be a girl, but a girl it was.............not disapointed in the least. she started playing footy as soon as she could walk and now is a key player in a very successful Under 16 team, it's great to see her play. our second was a girl as well......and although total opposite in every way to her sister, she's great, I love them to bits. I think every bloke has this image of having a boy...playing footy on the field, rough and tumble, few pints and some swearing together.....but it doesn't often work out like that, certainly didn't with me and my old man! fathers and daughters...mothers and sons!

I think we need Jimbo's Telly-esque proof of this.... Maybe not Jimbo's quasimodo but.... Thank God she stopped when she did!!! She's positively flat chested compared to that woman I saw. Yes please feel free to post any pics as evidence. fucking horrible that like.........................mind after 9 pints of Stella, shuz a beauty!

couple of years ago we had our loft converted into another bedroom....cost a fucking fortune! you loose a lot of space as the floor sort of comes up and the ceiling comes down if you know what I mean, so when you are poking ya heed through the hatch now and thinking "hey there's loads of space in here" sometimes not necessarily so! planning permission, loads of mess, garden and drive turned into builders yard, blokes ogling the wifes tits,steel girders and the like going up...mind it's a canny job, but makes the hoose look a bit lopsided from outside! cheaper than moving house though....and now its been done up its the dogs bollocks!

1...another shite day at work 2...some kind of tasteless random curry for tea 3....been for run, have sore left achilles and sore right calf - am gettin too old! 4....Eastenders (why do I watch this rubbish) 5.....hoping for a shag though!

I would rather get soaked to the skin than carry one of them fucking things! Remember the mid 80's and the "football casual" fashion? Some of them used to carry them telescopic brollies about.....good for the fighting I think!

...yes I just fucking hate Mondays...........dread going into work I want to get into some of this Lottery winning malarkey, looks the better option!

had a shag.......sat about........bar for dinner......few beers.........kip...........utopia work tomorrow

2-1 to us try as I might, I just can't seem to hate these bastards anywhere near the mackems, not a derby at all........just called one to sell more papers and shit!

...wallsend, without a doubt!

Department S

.........well let's hope he's really crap! and hates living in Blunderland!

hmmm revels aye i'd eat them..... but not a patch on SMARTIES ....now we're talkin sweeties!!!!!

Gazza....full of drink n drugs

my sister in law got one a couple of years back....be prepared for loads of queuing, standing about, expected to pay a Jews eye for the "official" video, photos or whatever" also loads of "official" begging letters coming through post afterwards! mind a canny thing to have when applying for jobs or such like

aye....quite possible I suppose!

....and there's always the incredible injury list that Roeder has had to deal with.

....according to tonight's Ronnie Gill "Edgar hada trial at Manure when he was 9, was invited back.....but there was only one United he wanted to sign for....Newcastle!" the boy's got sense!

.....I'm off out soon to see a cracking Jam tribute band called the New Age Jam at the Wooden Doll in North Shields......accompanied by many Golden Throat Charmers!

Agree, the place is full of handshakers wishing you well when if the truth be known you wouldn't usually give the fuckas the time of day throughout the year. Very true - boils my piss, loads of tossers who couldn't care less if you drop down dead in front of them shaking hands and wishing you "All the Best!" ...and having to kiss some big fat mingers just cos it's New Year night in for me I think

....an old classic from the Leazes End days

.....oh well, glad to hear I'm not alone then! God only knows what's comimg next year..............a Sunderland shirt?

....hey nowt but the best man, you can keep ya ipods and new mobiles!

thought you wwere supposed to play with ya cock in the bath?

you better believe it....fruity ones mind

think I'll start the ball rolling here; in my "stocking"- 2 boxes of teabags, a paper shredder, a book of the North East From the Air, the traditional socks,a poxy liquer that I've never had in my life that some fucker has no doubt won in a raffle and last but not least the Guiness Book of Records. Highlights from other years include, a box of shells (sea shells that is) anda book of Dutch Paintings, thoughtfully given because I was going to Amsterdam in the near future