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Cut out the awld. Mind you, I've heard you're an awld baldy bastard, so I'm surprised you're in the clique, like. Must have been nobbing the organ grinder. 105308[/snapback] ye can cut oot the baldy n all! all me own I'll tell you, not even a syrup or an Elton jobby. 105311[/snapback] I've been using gel lately, makes me look 20 I reckon. Course, my knowledge and intellect give the game away. 105324[/snapback] Aye, they show you up to be a five year old 105352[/snapback] I knew someone would do it. Gutted that you picked 5, like. I thought someone may go for 10, or something.

well in that case just get a few of the lads together and grab one of them off the street in the back of a Transit van, drive him to the middle of Northumberland and dump him naked to make his way home. 105325[/snapback] Sounds like the voice of experience, like.

Nah, he's shit man. Only Pompey were after him, you know.

Cut out the awld. Mind you, I've heard you're an awld baldy bastard, so I'm surprised you're in the clique, like. Must have been nobbing the organ grinder. 105308[/snapback] ye can cut oot the baldy n all! all me own I'll tell you, not even a syrup or an Elton jobby. 105311[/snapback] I've been using gel lately, makes me look 20 I reckon. Course, my knowledge and intellect give the game away.

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In the past I would have advocated that approach however nowadays If I was a father Id be telling me kids to steer well clear of anything like that. She'll give one of them a clip and next thing you know they'll return with knives. Girls are no better than the lads. 105320[/snapback] Well aye, that's a good point to be fair. Which is why I haven't actually told her to give one of them a smack. BTW It's a few lads that are picking on her. Turns out she's 'academic' without trying at all, but these lads are thick as shit.

How come you post such uninformed shite then, Rob?

Last year in the US, I saw someone driving at 50mph and eating a pot noodle-type meal with a fork. I s'pose they all have automatics over there, so it's all right. 105316[/snapback] Must be true, Yanks don't know how to use a knife, unless it's to stab someone with. I've seen them hacking away at a steak with a bloody fork trying to cut a bit off. Not behind the wheel, mind.

Well her laddie should have shot the liitle toe-rag then to ensure no comeback! 105256[/snapback] He's limited to bow and arrow- he's not responsible enough for a firearm. 105271[/snapback] Don't know why you're asking tbh. He's your kid, you know him. Go with your gut feeling of what you think is right. 105279[/snapback] I know what you're saying- but sometimes as a parent it's a tough call whether you should step in or let the kids handle it. These two are 14 and 12. Personally I'd like to see mine smack the little shite again just for fun. 105286[/snapback] My mother said that to me once when I gave someone a smack in the gob. I'd put my bike up against the curb and the toad ran over and deliberately knocked it over. So I clocked him one. His mother was at our door in about 10 minutes flat but got nowhere, my mother backed me up completely and the git never did it again. Honestly, I'd ignore it for a bit and see what happens. These things tend to settle down on their own. My kids are 15 and 13 and to be honest my daughter (15 year old) gets called names, I wish she'd give someone a smack for it. I'd back her up if the school had a go at her for it, that's for sure. The problem is, they're a bit funny about that in the UK nowadays. I don't want to move off topic, but it's these bloody do-gooders again, they think you can solve everything by a bit of counselling, or whatever they call it. I'm not on about putting someone in hospital or anything, but a smack in the teeth never did these gobshites any harm in the long run.

ahhhh how I miss your beautiful prose while Im at work. 105304[/snapback] You actually got a job? Fúckin' hell! That's my mental image of you down the drain.

I hope it's Martin. Means the over-rated twát won't be coming here.

Cut out the awld. Mind you, I've heard you're an awld baldy bastard, so I'm surprised you're in the clique, like. Must have been nobbing the organ grinder.

Thick fuckas these cops

A blue one. Has numbers on the front and a little window.

What the fúck have indians got to do with most of your posts?

Last time I said that I was slated for it. No doubt you'll be ok, since you're in the nobs clique.

Well her laddie should have shot the liitle toe-rag then to ensure no comeback! 105256[/snapback] He's limited to bow and arrow- he's not responsible enough for a firearm. 105271[/snapback] Don't know why you're asking tbh. He's your kid, you know him. Go with your gut feeling of what you think is right.

Shouldn't worry to much, no-one else has got a clue where he's coming from either! 105033[/snapback] Here's the solution for you, chayton. Instead of knocking your missus off tonight, do what you did the last time. Print the thread and take it to bed for her to read.

Argument! Wot argument? Stop taking everything so seriously.

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What do people reckon to remote surveillance of this nature? Does it flout your civil liberties, or are these dangerous drivers fair game? For myself, it should be an automatic 12 month ban with no argument at all. A second offence and you're banned for 5 years. For a further offence, you're forced to buy a season ticket at the stadium of shite.

Stop taking yourself so seriously.

I doubt it. Might win the LDV though, or whatever it's called this week.

You really shouldn't talk about Gemmill in that way, pud.

Saw you on TV last night, Graeme. Still looking as smug as ever, you scotch bastard. Bet you didn't waive your appearance fee either, despite the millions you got from Newcastle by deception. Probably told Ruud he was a mug for not sticking out for a payoff anarl, eh?