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http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=4438 Still seems that you lot don't get it. BTW I know loads of spams, there's nowt great about their teeth. You should realise that this stuff they use to make them artificially 'white' is going to come back to bite them in the arse. It makes the enamel thinner, the teeth ultimately won't last as long. And the daft gits are paying money for it. Ho ho ho

Exactly as I think as well. As I said earlier, I reckon I got it spot on. Media hype, that's all it is.

I already said why. 105777[/snapback] You're telling me the club should just cave in if he feels like going? Fuck that. So, again, why would we sell him for £10m? 105860[/snapback] The power rests with the player these days.

It should be called Newcastle-Offline

Aye, I have to say some of Shrek's 'movements' made him look clown like. I've never seen anything like a couple of his moments today. I wondered if he was having a fit at one stage.

I know its all down to personal opinion and all that but I honestly have to disagree, hes given 100% every game, been up and down that wing with Solano and frankly appears to have created a canny partnership with little Nobby. To the point where today I felt Nobby was a bit missing in action and now I think its down to Ramage having a bad un, he lost his main feeder. Again, my memory is shot to shit but it was only the other week where he made about 3 clearances off the line in one game. Frankly for me he was one of the few that could hold his head up during some of the darker days games. 105846[/snapback] I honestly don't think he has much going for him other than grit and determination. His reading of the game is poor, his awareness is poor, he has below average pace and his distribution is very dodgy. I really don't think he's a PL player. As always when I think this about a Newcastle player, I hope he proves me wrong.

Well I think he's not good enough, nowt to do with today's performance in particular. He's never looked much good to me, he's just another one who has come through the ranks and people are so desperate for him to succeed they're blind to his lack of quality. I want him to turn out good enough, I don't think he will though.

I already said why.

Eh? Who are you telling to get over it? You think I'm a benefit cheat, or something?

He'll go in the summer, it's just a matter of how much. I reckon we'll be lucky to get £10m. 105664[/snapback] That makes no sense to me, I mean fair enough I'm cynical that he will stay, but why would ffs accept anything less than we bought him for? I just don't think he would, real got a profit on him and I think we will too 20 mill should suffice and with that cash our new manager could be a new striker who might not be as good but won't be as injury prone! 105668[/snapback] It depends on the strength of desire Owen has to leave the club. I reckon it'll be known that he's not happy and wants to go, that will bring about lower bids and in the end the club will take it. It won't make sense to keep a player who wants to leave. I hope I'm wrong.

He'll go in the summer, it's just a matter of how much. I reckon we'll be lucky to get £10m. 105664[/snapback] Unfortunately, I think you're right. The only thing going in our favour is the new manager situation, if he comes in and then sells Owen for a knockdown price then its not going to look like a great first move so hopefully hes someone with the balls to stand up and be counted. To be fair though, get more than we sold him for and I'll not be devastated as long as we spend it wisely. 105667[/snapback] I agree. Bringing in, for example, Jason Roberts and Craig Bellamy ( ok ok, but I'm serious ) I think would be a decent deal if Owen went for at least what the club paid.

I reckon with the departure of shithead we can probably finish 8th, looking at the remaining fixtures. The difference between that 8th place and any dreams of finishing in a Euro spot rests on the next 2 games, I reckon. I think we'll get 1 point from the next two matches, but if we get 4..........then I reckon a Euro spot is a possiblity. How I wish FS had booted shithead out 16 or 17 months ago........

He'll go in the summer, it's just a matter of how much. I reckon we'll be lucky to get £10m.

I think I summed it up the best, tbh. He comes across very well as a pundit, which seems to be his major strength. I can't see any other reason why he's touted for jobs at anything other than mackem level.

1. cares? 2. who? Me 3. anyone? 4. obsessed 5. boring 6. prize penis i could go on... 105574[/snapback] manfat? between the ears? 105585[/snapback] i should of included 7. so predictable. a 3 year old mong could read you like a book sunshine... 105587[/snapback] So are you older than 3? A, Mentally? B, Physically? 105593[/snapback] IQ?

I did in fact answer this ages ago. He's a media darling, mate. That's it.

A 3 year old wouldn't have made the dumb mistake you just did, a total mong would.

So do I. But I prefer mine, tbh. Surprised at the lack of mackem jokes, somebody must know some more.

I did a search and couldn't find a dedicated thread for mackem jokes only, thought it might be good to have one. If one does exist, can one of the clique please delete this thread. A Scouser, a Geordie and a Mackem were in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death . However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The Scouser was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. He had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done. The Mackem was next up (he almost finished an entire bottle by himself), and after watching the scene, said: "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Mackem out crying like a little girl. The Geordie was the last one up (he had finished off the crate, and was most certainly responsible for getting the whiskey into the country in the first place), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said... "You support the greatest team in the world, you may have two wishes!" "Thanks, your Royal Highness," the Geordie replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheikh says with an admiring look. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" he asks. Geordie: "Tie the Mackem to my back."

Tbh , I don't get all this nonsense about phones. Phone is a phone is a phone is a phone, like.

That's because you didn't really want to touch me, innit!!!! Meenzer's more your type, so I've heard, like.

Wow! Right in the balls! 105361[/snapback] You're in a canny mood the neet, whats up? 105372[/snapback] A new day, I'm in a bastard mood today. See yesterday as just a 'blip'. Bit like when we beat those pub teams when shithead was here, like. Seriously, I was having a laugh yesterday but got booted off by the kids. I definitely need another PC.......... I'm toying with the idea of scrapping this machine ( it's awld ) and buying 2 cheap laptops, the idea being to set up a broadband wireless connection with a single printer stuck in a corner somewhere out of the way, connected to the other gubbins whatever it is. Could 'log' on when I'm on the bog! This would free up a bedromm that I can use for something else, bring some exercise stuff in for the SO to help thin her down a bit.

Sounds good to me.

Cut out the awld. Mind you, I've heard you're an awld baldy bastard, so I'm surprised you're in the clique, like. Must have been nobbing the organ grinder. 105308[/snapback] ye can cut oot the baldy n all! all me own I'll tell you, not even a syrup or an Elton jobby. 105311[/snapback] I've been using gel lately, makes me look 20 I reckon. Course, my knowledge and intellect give the game away. 105324[/snapback] Aye, they show you up to be a five year old 105352[/snapback] I knew someone would do it. Gutted that you picked 5, like. I thought someone may go for 10, or something. 105353[/snapback] I could see where you we going with it and I knew I was playing into your hands but....... like a moth..... I couldn't resist! 5 yr old - Mrs Paws is a primary school teacher.... so I'm well schooled in the devious ploys of rugrats... besides, a preteen would have been an obvious choice and a primary school kid is far more derogetory ;-) 105359[/snapback] Oh, I wouldn't be certain about that, like.

Cut out the awld. Mind you, I've heard you're an awld baldy bastard, so I'm surprised you're in the clique, like. Must have been nobbing the organ grinder. 105308[/snapback] ye can cut oot the baldy n all! all me own I'll tell you, not even a syrup or an Elton jobby. 105311[/snapback] I've been using gel lately, makes me look 20 I reckon. Course, my knowledge and intellect give the game away. 105324[/snapback] Aye, they show you up to be a five year old 105352[/snapback] I knew someone would do it. Gutted that you picked 5, like. I thought someone may go for 10, or something. 105353[/snapback] I was actually thinking 35 we are talking IQ arent we? 105360[/snapback] Wow! Right in the balls!