Gejon

That's what happens when you pay £30 for a holiday.

Anything beats virginity I suppose. even pink tshirts and greasy hair (your profile pic) Not pink and you should know what greasy is burger boy. Were you just boasting about shagging your dad because he is an engineer? I suppose he does engineer his way into your arse quite well.

Anything beats virginity I suppose.

Not really his decision that

Stop quoting your dad.

Tom was so scared of Kevin finding him he broke facebook

Andy Carroll.

You will see why if you stick about.

Another job well done.

I think it's Shake Tee-o-tay

If anyone wants a reminder of his awesomeness, stick this in google: Viddler.com - Ben Arfa VS Everton - Uploaded by matchcomphd

We can't recall Forster though so if Krul gets injured/suspended we will definitely need to bring someone in.

Awful

His defending reminds me of Woodgate a little, in the fact that he doesn't seem to have to try he just effortllessly takes the ball off people and makes them look stupid.

One of my sisters got told of when she was putting too much meat on frozen pizzas during a student summer job. I got told off for putting too much meat up Kevin's mum, but I digress..

Is Campbell fit yet?

Hark at the White Shola. Cheaper than a ball gag.

Really? Would have loved to have seen that

Didn't Spurs sign a pretty decent keeper this summer despite already having Gomes and Cudicini. One of them won't even be getting on the bench so being our number 2 for a while would be a step up for a while? Soderberg has been a bit of a crock hasn't he?

Told off for giving too many chips

Kevin wouldn't have a clue who Temuri Ketsbaia is tbf.