Gejon

Sounds as thick as you tbh.

Irish Mackem? Bit rich from a window cleaner. McDonalds Kevin, McDonalds. Honestly you really need to start thinking about where you are. You can use your age as an excuse but at 17 it doesn't wash. McDonalds

Happy Birthday

"Do you know who I am!?" "That bankrupt blokes wife?"

Aye it's a harmless joke, but Leazes thinks it's making a legitmate politcal statement. you presume a lot Isn't the building of a mosque next to Ground Zero also a joke It certainly is, since they're not building one. Not a mosque , not next to GZ. quite right. http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-reasons-the-...makes-no-sense/ bet your sorely disappointed Mohammed

Different phone but my home button stopped working, I downloaded a software update and it all started working again. Probably worth checking in store though.

Nope, definitely Tozer.

Tozer's no good? Why not? He's only played a couple of games for us at most...was he poor for the reserves as well? Apparently dog shit since a big injury/injuries.

Magpies land French starlet Brilliant

Wacky

MILF! You read my mind Looks a bit like Reece Witherspoon imo, milf.

You've never sexually touched anything, well apart from your dad.

Get pissed and watch one of them.

What's wrong with your "u" key?

Closest to a bit of pussy you will ever get mind.

I live in Utopia, it's alright.

£17,000?

Only being dismissed by Kevin who is a REALLY thick cunt.

Scousers can't count. FYP.

you wanna know whats scary? trying to pay for a mortgage and keep food on the table for the wife and kids on minimum wage. Scary? fucking spoilt brat. ??? what size mortgage could you get on minimum wage? A shed sized mortgage. Perch's only game at centre back was probably one of his best (Deportivo) tbf.

He was driving this at the time:

no I wasn't. I just had reservations about any new owners because I didn't have my head up my arse about the Halls and Shepherd. Go back to Hemel Hempstead or wherever it is you live, you clearly have little knowledge of Newcastle. Tell you what, you look through my posts on Newcastle Online and see how long it took me to post my thoughts on this, as I can't. I think you are struggling with how the internet works old man just wait until someone shows you this thing called a "mobile" phone, it will blow your mind.

I'd be surprised if you earned more than I do, but then I'm not enough of a complete wanker to even want to compare. You seem quick to jump all over what people earn, having money doesn't make you less of a southerner, or any more acceptable to us. I earn enough to go when things are still open, have fun, hope you took your coat.