Gejon

You done well, decent looking astroturf boots are like gold dust.

Grow up Kevin you little cock.

He is just an ignorant prick tbh.

I am sure you are 12/13 tops or mentally challenged.

Very racist if my one visit was anything to go by.

This bellend couldn't look more of a twat, I am still certain this is someone trying to make scousers look like mongs

I'm guessing you mean a STD. Good one, I take it you thought of that yourself? No your mum gave it to me. Saying you referred to my mother to my mother as a prostitute in the first post you then go on to say you had intercourse with my mother, which tells me you're sexually frustrated and would shag a whore. Made yourself look stupid, eh? To be sure, to be sssuuurrreeee

I like the way you say something as a joke but you are soo thick that it suddenly becomes a fact in your head so you keep repeating it I bet you will be asking people in the dole queue tomorrow if they have heard Cheryl Cole has signed up to do Butlins with H. Thick, scouse cunt Look here mate I'm stating the fact that Cole will be out of a job soon because she cant sing and cant judge now. So its either butlins or go and live with the black dude from black eyed peas. Fact I bet she will still be in a job before you manage to get one.

I like the way you say something as a joke but you are soo thick that it suddenly becomes a fact in your head so you keep repeating it I bet you will be asking people in the dole queue tomorrow if they have heard Cheryl Cole has signed up to do Butlins with H. Thick, scouse cunt

Okay what about Sir Paul Mccartney oh I forgot Ant and Dec more famous lol you prick lol

John Lennon died how many years ago? Bet the "minutes" silence is still going strong though

They will go down this season.

I'm guessing you mean a STD. Good one, I take it you thought of that yourself? No your mum gave it to me.

The only thing you have ever caught was from your dad, via your "working" mother.

Oh well at least there is one positive from the FA's spineless response, much more chance of someone breaking De Jong's leg if he is on the pitch.

Sounds as thick as you tbh.

Irish Mackem? Bit rich from a window cleaner. McDonalds Kevin, McDonalds. Honestly you really need to start thinking about where you are. You can use your age as an excuse but at 17 it doesn't wash. McDonalds

Happy Birthday

"Do you know who I am!?" "That bankrupt blokes wife?"

Aye it's a harmless joke, but Leazes thinks it's making a legitmate politcal statement. you presume a lot Isn't the building of a mosque next to Ground Zero also a joke It certainly is, since they're not building one. Not a mosque , not next to GZ. quite right. http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-reasons-the-...makes-no-sense/ bet your sorely disappointed Mohammed

Different phone but my home button stopped working, I downloaded a software update and it all started working again. Probably worth checking in store though.

Nope, definitely Tozer.

Tozer's no good? Why not? He's only played a couple of games for us at most...was he poor for the reserves as well? Apparently dog shit since a big injury/injuries.

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