Gejon

Racist

Yeah that's what I thought, a woman at work has ordered a new Skoda and her mate (50 years old) keeps coming over with Skoda jokes, it's pissing me off so I don't know how annoyed she is getting with it.

SKODA!! Nah they are supposed to be pretty good these days aren't they? VW engine?

No offence but reading that I thought that was all leading up to a punch line Good for you mate.

McDonalds boy still trying to have digs at others about what they do? You couldn't make it up.

FYP.

Whats the matter you got no TV? How can she go when shes one of the favs soft shit? I have a tv (didn't even steal it, I am THAT posh!), I just don't watch the x-factor after the auditions.

Scouse lass gone?

At least she can sing unlike the bird whos shagging the black dude from black eyed peas. Even if she doesn't win X factor she will make good songs unlike the bird whos shagging the black dude from black eyed peas. That song she made "you gotta fight" cost me £300. I threw me music system out the window when it come on radio city. Why did you cut the bit where Kevin was laughing at you out Burgar boy?

Mong

Burgar

She's no Cilla tbf.

I bet you have.

Carla Lane is pretty camp like.

The new Carling adverts have a comment like "lock the taste in" don't they? Couldn't think of anything I would rather have the taste go away tbh.

See two out of the four examples were fucking rank, one were Mundials which are obviously fantastic but have been about for years (that's not a negative just that if you want decent boots you normally have to go for a "classic" rather than the shit they bring out nowadays).

I don't know why anyone still pays attention to these "announcements".

Fair play to her, we knew it wouldn't last forever, just glad she has found someone.

Agreed.

Her sister aint bad either

Took the "computer genius" over an hour to find that out McDonalds4Life Kevin. Reach for those stars.

i would love to see him playing for us again but its the same break that alan smith had for man u....and look what happened to him! or what did'nt happen to him In my opinion, I think the chances are very high of us signing him. Usually when a player on loan gets an injury of this seriousness, he ends up been sent back to his own club for treatment/rehabilitation and doesn't return to the loan club. But instead of him returning to Marseille, he is recieving all his medical attention here with Newcastle, and will also go through rehab with us. Now why would we as a club go through all of this, if we then end up sending him home? If CH is still around, then I expect Ben Arfa to be an official Newcastle player in the Summer (if not agreed earlier). What he said, the treatment/physio etc.. won't be cheap so I reckon we would send him back if we had no intention of signing him.

FoK.

Friday for me too