Gejon

My sisters fella wanted to be a Gladiator

I take it you can't work overtime in your current job?

I do agree but looking at what some others have gone for isn't all that "crazy". I would have Milner long before players like Nugent (£6m), Chopra (£5m), Richardson* (£5.5m).... *Some will probably disagree but I think Richardson is vastly overrated.

Would rather have Martins starting some games at the moment. Would be worth a try at least!

As long as we properly replaced him. £8m doesn't sound so much when you have just spent £6m on Alan Smith.

I would be surprised if Smith scores as many as Luque did by the time he leaves.

More kids on pills.

Leave me out of this.

Never fucked a goth like. You should try it.

Liked him in Last King of Scotland though.

I have heard you are quite the footballer. That sounds really gay doesn't it?

Inconsistant, can be really good can be really shite. Pretty quick for a fatty, better at the back but have gone through spells where I have been deadly up front.

Brighton hotel in Fenham, walkable distance but still very cheap taxi and apparently a regular bus into town. Think it was £60 for the night between 2 of us.

People who borrow a DVD off you, have it for about a month and then claim they still haven't had time to watch it even though the stupid under the thumb twat spends every weekend in now he has a lass. Maybe thats a bit specific.

Blatantly wanking to Girls of the Playboy mansion.... While he is wearing bunny ears and a bikini, kid aint right tbh!

So you 'say' to everyone on cyberland. Clear real life mega-virgin, never been kissed, imo. I am indeed a mega-virgin and proud. Sex before marriage is for sinners who will burn in hell.

Turk on Mexican violence tomorrow. All going off!

I've had a shave this month man. I haven't.

Bet you still look like a tramp tomorrow. I still would.

Poor mans Shola.

Don't really know you but have a good one.

Wicked blud, done it nuff timez.

Is your licence not valid over there? Or do you mean no insurance etc? He was on crack and a hooker was sucking him off.

Neither is Custard.

Looks pretty good.