Gejon

16+ Try and hold it in Yes have been to the toilet for a earth mover, nothing better than when you have been holding them in for ages and you can finally let go with all your might!

Have a little respect 2J she is old enough to be his mother! Hides

He's probably thrown change into one of their hats. check out the photo on his profile .... DUUUUUUUDDDEE!

starvation diet ??? Feel too ill to eat. tsk...alcohol related ??? naughty boy ! alcohol mixed with cold.

starvation diet ??? Feel too ill to eat.

Bit of chicken, couple of peas and two spuds. Ill

Happy Birthday x

Craig Bellamy is twice the player Beardsley was!

Im sure I saw him post in the last couple of days ???

Think I will request my bank statements over the last few years. Its madness that they can only charge to cover admin costs but the cheeky fuckers decided to muliply it by a bit!

What a shame, Tony. I was prepared to think that as an older supporter you could have some knowledge to show me, but it has became obvious that you do not. In fact, as I have said, your knowledge and awareness of the club from the 1960's until 1992 appears to be zero. But you aren't alone, so don't let it worry you. What a shame you are also too dumb to realise that until the schoolteacher hurled abuse at me simply for disagreeing with him - or showing him to be wrong - you have slated me for being the abusive one on the basis that you for some reason think he is right, when he isn't, or don't have a mind of your own. Which, again, is surprising and a great shame for someone of your age, who could have a lot to tell us all, if only you had kept on supporting the club during the 30+ years when you said you did. Wow its like you were trying to prove everything he said was correct all in one post, well done

I don't there really is a like for like comparison here..One is a creative forward and the other is striker who is only really there to score goals. Got a few assists for someone who only really scores goals.

Like a lot of strikers, they work in pairs. Bellamy was and is underrated as a finisher, and IMO a few spectacular goals have contributed to Martins being overrated as a finisher. They are different sorts of players, but Bellamy gives the team more, consistently, and makes things happen. I'm surprised at you mate, I thought you would be one of the ones who have a better understanding of the game than simply to look at a goalscoring stat to show a players worth ..... Bellamy makes things happen for others. When Owen returns, we will see how well Martins does this. I'm not knocking him either before some of the plebs will suggest just because its my comment, like gram for instance. I actually think that Craig Bellamy would have been a brilliant partner for Owen, and still would be, and possibly Martins too for that matter. I think Martins is being "ovverated" as a finisher due to his almost 1 in 2 goal ratio in his first season in the premiership at 21/22 years of age and a constantly changing team that has on occasion lacked worthwhile attacking build up play. Martins also has a good few assists this season so its not as if scoring is all he does.

Trent is a health hazard, isn't is Papa?

Chez been looking at Newcastle under Lyme?

Best: Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Green Mile, Airplane, Scarface Worst: Lich, doubt many will have seen it but it really is just soo bad! Got 2.5/10 on imdb. This sums up Lich quite well: "Shot on amateur video equipment, with audio quality akin to your average home movie, Lich is probably not what you might expect (ie, a scary horror). The actors are barely amateur- dramatic standard, and what could laughably be referred to as special effects only harm what little credibility this movie has. The characters are shallow and lacking any emotion - the opening scenes demonstrate that the casting requirements for the female roles boiled down to blonde hair and large breasts. The story itself, if you can bear to follow it, plods so slowly you may consider fast forwarding most of the way through. But if you can tolerate the bad acting, poor continuity, hammy music and third-rate production values, you may just find some entertainment in Lich's nearly-soft-porn appearance, if you're into that sort of thing. But even then, you'd be disappointed to find there is none. "

Come to think of it thats probably where I got the image from

I like the way they were "caught" aswell, can just imagine the sneaky chimps running around with the spears then standing there with there hands behind their backs and their heads down in shame when they were "caught"

i've given up with that place tbf I would say it is a strong minority. He hasn't had a run of games though....

Quality!

Still a bit rough but it definitely wasnt flu Supposed to be going out in London tomorrow and reckon i might make it now

Booooring!

Or he'll score 3, and the haters will call for him to be dropped again. If he has a good game and shows the right attitude then no but if he does fuck all apart from score a goal my nan would have put away then he doesn't deserve to be in when everyone is fit.

Bet he does fuck all for the entire game but scores the easiest of goals and his fanboys pull their cocks out again!