Gejon

two paedophiles on the beach, one turns to the other and says "excuse me can you get out of my son (sun)" Sorry doesn't really work written down

I am permanently on stealth mode because the option is there. I am self employed and it pays for me to live. Any other banal questions? 32807[/snapback] You attack the questions becuase you don't like to be found out, don't worry that's natural. You said you ran your own company and did your own accounts yet when asked a very basic accounting question which you would be required to know to do those accounts you got it wrong, why? And why do you keep avoiding this topic? Oh and by the way, doing something because you can is infantile logic, care to try again? 32810[/snapback] I didn't invent stealth mode, so fuck yourself. I am self employed and have a business of which I am the sole trader. It pays for me to do the things I want to do. I got caught out on an accounting question which was my mistake. It won't happen again. I'm sorry. 32814[/snapback] Since when has being a rent boy been classed as running your own business??? And you've avoided his question on using stealth mode again, obviously can't answer it, so you'd better tell people to fuck off again, that'll work. 32815[/snapback] You're a complete cock. You have a "futurama" avatar. And a quote in your sig. You are a complete cock. Well done. 32817[/snapback] futuramarist, lowest of thew low

I saw her sister for the first time yesterday and going from Jack and Kelly she must either be a) Adopted or the milkmans!

No, i defintiely blame his parents! And why a lunatic and a sheep were allowed to breed we may never know...oh wait i can't say that, its infringing animal rights! 32729[/snapback] Sheepist!

I saw Kate got married the other day? How are you?

It's 'funny' how you've taken umbrage with those jokes yet you made a joke yesterday which denigrated the women of Newcastle. I didn't find your joke particularly offensive (or funny) I just find it hypocritical that you think it's ok to make a sexist joke yet find these ones unsavoury. Maybe it's because you are pursuing an agenda to back up yesterday's claim that the people of Newcastle have less enlightened views when it comes to women and minorities. 32694[/snapback] Make you look racist, sexist and homophobic? No, I'm sure you can do that for yourselves. I don't even have to try. As for my "joke" yesterday, it was not degrading to women, more highlighting a lack of opportunity for many women in this area. It's easy to be confused when you are ignorant. 32704[/snapback] There's as much opportunity for women in this area as there is anywhere else. It depends on the ambition and motivation of the woman. Your comments yesterday were ridiculous. As for you starting threads like this, I think you lack some sort of attention and the only way to get it is to drag something up on a message board from bloody ages ago, that everyone involved knew was a joke, hoping it'll get a bite. Well done - you got one, now please fuck off. 32712[/snapback] I'm sorry to correct you, but the attitudes towards women are way behind those in London. I have seen it first hand. You are deluded. Now fuck off yourself. 32717[/snapback] Women huh!!

That brings back memories, i last heard that when i was in middle school!!! 32657[/snapback] Which were you? the small kid or the paedo 32688[/snapback] I'm still alive aren't I 32708[/snapback]

you just can't help yourself can you!! first its colour and know thickness! your mother would be ashamed!

That brings back memories, i last heard that when i was in middle school!!! 32657[/snapback] Which were you? the small kid or the paedo

Bloody Honky's always moaning!

Out of interest, who would you have? I was trying to think of better left backs in the Permiership and couldn't come up with one. He's a very good defender and good going forward. Might get beaten in one area or the other but all round I can't think of anyone better. I definitely haven;t seen enough of del Horno yet and not quite enough of Heinze yet, though I do rate him. 32592[/snapback] Cole and Heinze are both better than Bridge from what I've seen. 32595[/snapback] Yep and I would trust Jose's judgement on Del Horno also!

Why are the sick jokes the best!

Cheers mate, hopefully be able to get it before i go on my hols!

He is a very good left back but i could name at least 2 players better than him just in the premiership so he is not world class!

I don't think players deserve abuse for playing poorly!

2 things that could work in our favour.. 1) Chelsea may not want to sell to a london "rival" 2) We must have some sort of relationship with them considering we have brought 2 players from them in the last 8 months...

I agree he has been pretty bad the last couple of years but why do people get so angry at a player for it? Im guessing he didn't want to play badly, but i still some will go on about how he can go back to his mansion and have a money fight with Dyer!

I really don't know why there is soo much aggression towards the lad. I can sort of understand where he was coming from with the goldfish comment as Newcastle is a 1 club city, somewhere like London he would not be hassled 24/7 as there are other clubs and from things i have heard when he went out he would get a fair bit of abuse (some warranted but just because he earns £mmmm doesn't mean people have the right to abuse him) In regards to the Owen/Solano comments, Arsenal probably could not afford Owen and ManUre did not need him. Solano is good enough for us but will not replace some of the players at Manure/Arse, where as central midfield these days for both clubs is a place someone so highly rated is needed!

To be fair the lad really wanted to play, its better than a player who will feign an injury because he cant be assed! Just a little stupid!

Probably only the part that says "I met Solano in a bar". 28668[/snapback] The paper probably twisted that and it was a pub!

I liked what i saw on the trailer..

I wanted us to get Davis when Spurs signed him but he does seem a little injury prone and we really don't need that!

Shearer and Given are correct, still more. Dyer was not included on the calender...

Wasn't aware Everton or Liverpool were interested in him 25991[/snapback] I think Pool may have had an "interest" in him at the start of the summer?