Gejon

Went to the gym at 7am then 5pm, Jimmy Nails me (that doesn't sound at all dodgy does it?).

Tbf you stood by him during the dark days on NO when people were just coming into that thread to laugh at you. Oh how I laughed when he went for over £20m

That James Milner wasn't shit

Moi?? cheeky git! Actually I am in the kitchen LOL I have a desk out here with my PC on Equal rights and all that.

I've already said alright

Lamine Diatta Played 9 minutes. That's it Someone mentioned him and I didn't have a clue, took a while for my brain to click.

I can't even remember his name but we signed a defender a couple of years back who I don't think ever played. Someone mentioned him the other day but I have forgotten his name already, he might have been Senegalese..? Well you did say "you forgot about".

Good effort!

Bummers - Someone mentioned it on here, heads and volleys until you have let in so many goals then you have to bend over and get the ball pelted at you by everyone else playing. Next round less goals till 'bummers' and it would move a step closer until you get a step away and one fucker would just kick you up the arse by 'accident'. Played it in the 5 a side goals over the road, this kid bent over in from of the goal and by accident I caught the top of his head and he headbutted the crossbar, blood pissing out of his nose Also Milking.

All sounds about right to me.

Now she is home and safe I have to admit my first thought was "Wyn!" but I thought it would be harsh to post at the time

I meant I posted a link of this thread to that dickhead Following her now though and yes she is hot.

Patrick Kluivert?

I have been mentioning him a bit recently and normally say something like "and his parent club are obviously willing to sell", knob

Done.

For some reason I thought Ba was only on loan

Things like that wind me up far too much Keep giving him shit Stevie.

It does seem a bit silly getting a dog that is notoriously bad with kids for your kids Fair enough if you weren't aware before but you're not going ahead with it now are you?

He will have Wyn's bum fluff on his lip soon enough.

and so it starts

Funniest thing I have seen in a long time, absolutely brilliant

Shepherd would have sold Carroll ffs. Nearly every buisness man would have. The mistake though was not anticipating the market and buying back up. As it stands though, we may still finish in a higher place then under Shepherd for may years of his tenure, and it's been a fuck of a lot more exciting than most these years too. So are you going to answer why you still go to football matches when you clearly don't enjoy it or not then? A very comparable situation there was when he turned down reported bids of £15-£20m for Dyer. I wouldn't be so sure that he'd sell him. They knew Woodgate was fucked, so you can't use that as an example as well. I thought that was just paper rumours and never confirmed. Shepherd did say he would have accepted the bid for Carroll though. Fair play, I knew that, but my brain is working very slowly today, hungover, well slower than normal forgot about his comment. It's easy for him to say things like that in hindsight. Don't worry, mine is working just as slowly (or probably slower)

Shepherd would have sold Carroll ffs. Nearly every buisness man would have. The mistake though was not anticipating the market and buying back up. As it stands though, we may still finish in a higher place then under Shepherd for may years of his tenure, and it's been a fuck of a lot more exciting than most these years too. So are you going to answer why you still go to football matches when you clearly don't enjoy it or not then? A very comparable situation there was when he turned down reported bids of £15-£20m for Dyer. I wouldn't be so sure that he'd sell him. They knew Woodgate was fucked, so you can't use that as an example as well. I thought that was just paper rumours and never confirmed. Shepherd did say he would have accepted the bid for Carroll though.

Not hungover but very, very tired.