Lazarus

its been Fertosherped.

Er.........turn it over?

1 - listening to kate bush 2 - my hifi rack and all my separates are black 3 - my new sky+ box is brilliant fecking white 4 - am gonna have some clusters in a mo 5 - thinking about redecorating

Aye, they would be getting a fucking good deal annal Rocker mate - how you doing ?

Bastard. 1. I'm meeting Bowling For Soup tomorrow. 2. I'm driving to hockey tonight (). 3. Me lass has told me that she's fed up of her 'innocent girl' image. 4. I have a philosophy essay which I can't bring myself to do. 5. My cat headbutted me in the groin. Tell her dorty lasses do it up the arse

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You'll never guess what time the sky engineer knocked on the door.... 7 fucking 30

you can tell by looking at you Nee way thats catmag - shes ginger.

1) Been playing with my new mobile 2) Gonna flog my old v3 to a lass at work for £30 3) Debating whether or not to leave picture of my cock on it for her to find. 4) Cant wait to get sky+ installed on saturday. 5) Cant wait to get my hifi amp back from the repair shop.

Stress (relating to work).

Ive had them mate - not nice at all . A good thing to do is to educate yourself on what they are, why you have them and what your body does during them. Once you understand that your body is doing something its designed to do , it might be a bit easier to cope when you feel one coming on. A trip to the docs might be a good idea too - mine gave me a small dose of Citalopram. I know it feels like your gonna have a heart attacks or that your hearts about to explode in your chest but of all the attacks youve had - how many times HAS your heart exloded in your chest? None? In all the attacks youve had - how many heart attacks have you had? None? in all the attacks youve had - how long was it before you felt a bit better? 5 mins? 20mins? I know its difficult but try and stay positive. http://www.nomorepanic.co.uk/lounge/

Don't buy The Independent then. They hate any film unless it's made by a one eyed lesbian Iranian. to be fair her work is incredible. While I agree that some people can become to involved with following obscure music/film trends, I think that a lot of this board have a geuine passion for one form of media or another. Certainly they're capable of talking on the subject with a gusto and intelligence which suggests that their's is not pretention for pretentions sake, rather a hobby which borders on obsession. Luckily it's this side of of sanity. (See link in sig)

For tv stuff eztv is the daddy http://www.eztvefnet.org/ For everything else i use http://www.btmon.com/ Theres also bazillions of sites for individual music groups or genres. ive got over 800 metallica gigs from http://www.clankrw.net/phpBB2/ (but their torrent section has now been pulled).

Does seinefield have canned laughter?

ive said this before but i think the club should do a hollywood style 'walk of fame' type thing with famous former players getting a star. a statue is a bit much tbh.

Finally read it. Now i dont wanna get toontastic into trouble or anything but shes sounds like a total liar, a cheat and a fraud. A twat, in other words.

A pregnant Irish girl phones home 'Ma! Oi tink me waters have broke' 'Oh me holy Jaysus, where you ringing from?' says the mam 'Oim ringing from me minge to me ankles'

Too much.

Whats this kiss-catch bollocks? it was catchy-kissy in my day

Nope.

Threatened to cancel so i was offered a free sky+ box and no monthly charge either. Just me usual monthly subs to pay

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