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Considering your "taste" that’s a glowing endorsement for the movie tbh. Can you honestly say that the three LOTR films weren't disappointing? Yes It's not just Bowling for Soup tbh. It's the fact you love all the Saw's and all the Final Destination's but you hate Misery and thought Hostel was shit. Bass-ackward on EVERY SINGLE THING. I like the Final Destinations for what they are: cheesy flicks you can watch with people for a laugh. Misery was godawful, especially since I enjoyed the book. Hostel was tripe. There was no decent plot, rather it was an attempt to push the limits set by the MPAA and get away with as much sex and gore as possible. What's worse is there's going to be a fucking Hostel 2, if the 1st wasn't awful enough. Read the book, then watch the film. It beggars belief how they can make films along the lines of Pet Semetary and The Green Mile etc whilst sticking to the respective novels, and then they fucked up Misery. We are talking about this film http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100157/ arnt we? its excellent - good strong character driven plot.

Considering your "taste" that’s a glowing endorsement for the movie tbh. Can you honestly say that the three LOTR films weren't disappointing? Yes It's not just Bowling for Soup tbh. It's the fact you love all the Saw's and all the Final Destination's but you hate Misery and thought Hostel was shit. Bass-ackward on EVERY SINGLE THING. I like the Final Destinations for what they are: cheesy flicks you can watch with people for a laugh. Misery was godawful, especially since I enjoyed the book. Hostel was tripe. There was no decent plot, rather it was an attempt to push the limits set by the MPAA and get away with as much sex and gore as possible. What's worse is there's going to be a fucking Hostel 2, if the 1st wasn't awful enough.

Anyone seen those automatic bollards that go down when a bus passes over them ? Been watching footage of various cars getting stuck on them or crashing into them after tailgating ive tried to link to the video but i couldnt get it to work.

Have a wank

http://www.englishdemocrats.org.uk/ This bit made me chuckle:

First time ive logged into NO for fucking months!

quoted for truthery

Aye some lass at work has had me buying tabs for her the last couple of weeks I've been in Holland. 39 Euros for 200 where they're about £45 for 200 over here. She smokes Mayfair though so I look like a right Harry Ramp at the airport. Are the king size mars bars cheaper over there too gemmill?

i think the duty on tabs and the cost of dvds are unrelated. though i could be wrong.

if your into playing games you could always use HER as your plan b. make it clear that your only interested in her when YOUVE got nowt else better to do.

Haha, it's a class cult film. It's hilarious with absolute terrible acting and weird folk from hicksville. In fact, iirc, there was only about 4 proper actors in it. The rest were local yokels... if your desparate to see it again you could alaways try http://www.btmon.com/query?name=gummo&...rder_by=SEEDERS

Japan is region 2.

Seems to be long out of print but i have found a copy. Amazon Japan appears to have 1 copy left in stock.

viv graham i think god there's a name i havent heard of for a while, whats he up to these days?

A Mars bar.

How does he hide those jugs?

Can anyone enlighten me please? What the hell is that? Or maybe its best i dont know!! A pubic hair in ones foreskin, i would believe? thank you! It did cross my mind he might mean a pubic hair....but how in gods name could 1 tiny hair affect the flow/direction of the wee? the stream can be split into 3 or 4 separate streams all going in different directions. and you cant just yank them oot either - they have to be eased out by a delicate hand as they get wrapped around the helmet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j8ozVneSvo

Christians actually fared a lot better under Saddam than many religions, and there's a canny few christian churches over there and plenty of christians in government (Saddams foreign minister was christian, for example) Unbelievable Look at Enoch Powell with his Ipod shuffle! Ahead of his time TBH according to wikipedia he got 100% in an english exam - Swat-tastic.

Ah the dimness of youth, how I miss it Can't remember Pele carrying a team to the World Cup Can't remember Pele winning an Italian championship for a relatively unknown club Can't remember Pele scoring goals in many different countries (That didn't include MSL) The only reason Maradona isn't considered more widespread to be better than Pele is because he isn't an ambassador the way Pele is. Plus he can probably still get a hard-on, blatant sympathy vote tbh Didnt he do that in 50 something when he was about 10? Pele was IMO better but that is all people have when it comes to comparing footballers of different era's. Old football was rubbish tbh. Plus there were only about 10 teams in the tournament in those days. And you could choose which one to play for!

Would cost another 500m though

http://www.funny-games.biz/piss-drunk.html