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There's someone like that locally but they sit on a bucket 193772[/snapback] Theres me thinking wallsend was a classy place.....

Arctic who?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5319072.stm This link has audio on several pages and though 'safe for work' it may not be appropriate http://www.thai-professional.com/

FACT! Only 2 things on earth visible from space, The Great Wall of China and the Byker Wall. I'd suggest Wallsend Forum, and inside Wacky's lasses fanny - a spacious picturesque landscape only spoilt by the whiff of a harbour wall. 193556[/snapback] MYTH!!! The great wall of China isn't visible from space. 193562[/snapback] But many motorways and airports and that are. 193565[/snapback] Renton is too. 193566[/snapback] That mop of hair must have been visible too.......

Give me a bell when there's grass on the pitch. 193533[/snapback] Is he saying what i think he's saying?

http://www.mininova.org/search/?search=discovery+croc i'm watching them now

i'll nominate these two From the register http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/05/sq...l_opera_singer/ and this one - from 'the sun' many years ago.

snipping the stems off some flowers with small secateurs and secateured my finger too 193320[/snapback] Shouldnt drink and prune....

Just do what alex does and put a smilie in every single thread.

and the 118 118 adverts

Ban him!

Sounds like more reality tv voting bollocks to me.

probabably in hiding.

yeah - the angel of the north looks pretty good.

is his name patel?

Desert Hearts.

Maybe a certain former striker wants some coaching experience before stepping into the big chair......

Has anyone noticed just how facialexpressiontastic she is? (So i thought i'd have a bit of fun). Heres Kate dropping the kids off at the pool.

Dont think theres been a shark thread for a while Very weird seeing a great white just a matter of feet and inches from where kids could playing. Vids and pics here -

I took the opportunity to monitor my technique earlier on, three "wraps" of the hand, and tear, gets about 4-5 squares each time. I'll usually wipe and double each time, depending on how messy things are. 192705[/snapback] So did I Take loo roll in right hand, hold the end with left, then wrap right hand round left hand 6 times, snap off then put the paper in, and wipe with my right hand. Ive checked my technique twice and my arse must be huge compared to you lot as I counted 14 sheets one time, and 16 another. The above technique is used regardless of if its front bum wipe or a or back bum wipe and I also wipe then double up, and if I ever run out of loo roll then I use Bounty or makeup wipes. We are such a sharing lot this eve, I feel like a bit of a hippy now, group hug 192759[/snapback] As long as youve washed your hands

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2½ weeks of being a member and not posting a thing then suddenly 6 posts in 12 minutes!!! Wouldn't have anything to do with me bunging a minimum post threashold on playing the arcade games about an hour ago, would it? 192504[/snapback] love it.

Ive got my crevice wiping off to a fine art. whilst sitting on the crapper - i hold the toilet roll in my left hand. with my right hand i tear off 1 'sheet' at a time and make a nice neat pile on my right thigh. i then, using a single sheet at a time, proceed to wipe my undercarriage from the front. this enables me to inspect the soiled sheets and to determine how much, if any, further wiping is needed.

you tell em boris!