Lazarus

On loan seems his career has stalled a bit since moving to germany. http://home.skysports.com/list.asp?hlid=35...+Argentine+coup

no wonder beckham wants to stay in madrid. in theory, a club could set up a 'training base' in spain and then fly to the uk for its matches. if your not resident in the uk then you dont pay tax.

is anyone going abroad shortly ?

from www.engrish.com I'll have a rogue fart http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagenam...date=2003-07-03 and some fried crap http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagenam...date=2005-03-21

It's ok mate, it's perfectly safe. Planes don't even need engines according to this thread Safer than walking, FACT! 86186[/snapback] every year scheduled flights kill 500-1000 people thats quite a range................

first time i flew we went to majorca. left from manchester on a big plane, not sure what type. when we left the terminal we walked across the tarmac to get to the plane and had to walk up one of those ladders on wheels things. it wasnt very confidence inspiring to see all the rivits and stuff.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Star-Wars-Vinyl-Cape...1QQcmdZViewItem http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Star-Wars-Luke-Skywa...1QQcmdZViewItem and this one here is on e of the rarest of all http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/YAK-FACE-POTF-VERY-R...1QQcmdZViewItem

ignore them Cath...they're just a bunch of wankers. 85796[/snapback] wheres your stats mr pud ? or are you shooting blanks ?

Catmag is not gonna like me.......... You have made 63.984375 gallons and 533.9754590625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 4.55 football fields! You have killed approximately 2,948,400,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 16380 kittens.

Chicken & Sweetcorn soup 85676[/snapback] i would have said cheesy pease

It got us a chinese takeaway though 85672[/snapback] expensive tbh was it shipped from fucking china ?

i dunno about anyone else but i just dont carry that sort of money around with me.

bad santa santa: ' ok kid, whadda you want' kid: ' a fraggle-stick car' santa: 'what the fuck is that'?

try eating them in several little bites as opposed to stuffing the whole lot in your gob in one go

Why would a naked 21 year old be cut? It's only a 15 and it was in the version I saw. Passed uncut in the UK 85039[/snapback] but she looks soooooooo young !

pmsl

eh? 1) alarm goes off at 8 2) have a wank (every morning without fail) 3) get up - go straight to the bathroom for a tinkle 4) go back to bedroom, put fresh underwear and yesterdays shirt on 5) go downstairs to iron fresh shirt 6) go back upstairs and get dressed 7) go back to bathroom to brush teeth and to check that i look reasonably presentable 8) go back downstairs - put on coat that i left on bannister and go to work for 9. i always shower and shave last thing at night before anyone calls me a scruff.

am busy watching 'broken flowers' - the new bill murray film. when he goes to visit the sharon stone character, her daughter lets him in and then goes to answer a phone and comes back in the room stark bollock naked. she looks about 12 in the film - i didnt know where to look. heres the actress http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1232226/ ironically - she goes by the name of 'lolita' in the film. my copy is available from www.cdwow.com for about £6.50 or so. i bet this scene isnt in the region 1 or 2 release - anyne know if it was in the cinema version ?

royal tenenbaums. was a lot better than i was expecting.

that bit had me in stitches the rest was crap.

sort of following on from my 'top athlete has leg stolen' thread http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ian/4627940.stm never knew that tbh

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whales are mammals, not fish tbh

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