Lazarus

another thing about the owen deal (that i cant be arsed to check all the owen threads for) is that stevie gerrard has just signed a massive new contract - i reckon liverpool simply cant afford him. how real can let owen talk to liverpool when they absolutely dont have 17m to spend i dont know unless, maybe, real accepted a lower bid.

why shouldnt refs accept endorsements ?

no it doesnt - and neither should 'ten'. both should be in the top 20 maybe. what aboot the stones' exile on main street ?

i bet that cro-mags gig is a fucking riot.

porv

thats me totally fucked - i had to read it about 5 times before i even saw ONE dolphin.

1) cos its funny. 2) cos the bigger and louder they are - thge more impressive they are. a bit like farting. 3) why use a bag when youve got pockets 4) nothing makes you feel more like a man than having a sunburn, bulging pockets and letting one rip whilst watching a huge fuck off explosion on the telly.

until we get official confirmation from jimbo's tv - im not gonna get my hopes up. this will be a great signing for the toon - dunno if it will be enough to save souness's job though but if he gets owen as well - that could save his bacon

wanna sail the skin boat to tuna town ?

i'm absolutely positive this was an april fools a few years ago.

so you didnt see fatal attraction ?

thats quite a ....... .............scar

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-SUEDE-LOOK-AND-F...itemZ5418143404

thats quite a range.......

your lucky he didnt shoot you in the heed 7 times.

seems a very unlikely couple

er....its only on the continent that you have to give way to sliproad traffic innit ?

you couldnt make this up http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objec...-name_page.html

40% of the population is hiv positive - jesus.

what ?? like spam sex

Yeah, it sounds really sexy. 14115[/snapback] ive found it ! who can tell me how to host it so you can all download it ?

ive got an mpeg vid of an aussie girl who can fanny fart at will is both very sexy and pant wettingly funny at the same time.

there we go ... just thought i'd quote this so that we'd have it on the new page too 11082[/snapback] C'mon, you know that only works for this pic: 13974[/snapback] the roy 'n' ruud pic

did someone say 'flange' ?