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Portly backsides? Even in a rag like the mirror I suppose you can't say two fucking fat cockney bastards.

I'm sure Mary Jo's family are finally cracking that champagne now that he's finally dead after all these near misses. What was that saying about the only good Kennedy......?

Almost half of the people on here who voted want Hughton as manager. With such short sightedness, you wonder if many fans deserve what they get by being so myopic. Or are just fucking stupid.

OK. Now that you agree that hughton is not the man we need, but you still want him, it's clear that you have to be better at hugging. Presumably men, right? Right.

Ameobi? You mean that workhorse who covers every inch of the pitch? That ameobi?

And if you think Hughton is the answer you know fuck all about football, Fish. Perhaps you better stick to hugging it might be more up your street.

Why?

I saw Beckford a couple of times last year and I thought he was average at best. Nowt to get excited about unless I caught him on off days.

Problem is once the bubble bursts, as it will, Hughton will have no idea how to fix it.

I'm sure campbell is having a good laugh at the mugs who actually thought he'd come here. Again.

And yet you have no idea what the attitude within SJP may be toward any of the saleable assets. The fat cunt may be making Taylor's position untenable. Who knows?

Edgar was no loss so who really gives a rat's arse?

There aren't any poker players at Newcastle that's for sure

The fix had to be in after that ball fom cole. I fucking hate the fucking yids.

Probaly slap them with an asbo or a suspended sentence. Give them a chance to really finish somebody off next time.

I'm sure fat mike will find a way to rain on our parade. Probably on Monday.

In my experience, the system of on the spot brib....err fines seems to work in Mexico. I've never yet had to make a court appearance.

According to a report on the hammers website it was something like a domestic dispute involving a friend of the family.

Has to be unsettling for messi seeing a headline like this. He'll be banging on Pep's door first thing on Monday.

Or he never had any intention of signing for Newcastle. Just like the last time.

Beats me how people can be happy about replacing a young player who will get better by a 35 year old cockney with no pace and the turning circle of the titanic. Especially one who knocked us back a couple of years ago when he still has something to offer. Now he's just considering us as a last payday. I've had enough of fucking cockneys bleeding the club to last me a lifetime.

Ameobi will look like kaka, messi and ronaldo rolled into one.

There must be some desperate clubs out there if they see our argies as a step up.

I really don't see an alternative explanation. The fat twat surely doesn't want a second rate team that has no chance of promotion as its not in his best interests. Asset strip and then do a bunk as I see it.

Cockneys have a way of making a position untenable. Ask KK.