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Its so fucking farcical that its difficult to get pissed off anymore. I'm just sitting back in disbelief and wondering how the fuck these people ever got involved with us.

I wonder if that bloke who hung himself on the Coast road had a crystal ball?

Security council? You might as well hit them with an asbo.

Where's me ketamine?

Is it possible for us to become an even bigger joke than we already are? then again, after signing ameobi to a three year contract I suppose it is

I heard he only listens to his seven year old mate, Jimmy two bellies.

OK. Then I agree they might hold out for more cash.

Mbia's breathe stinks or he farted or what?

I might be wrong but I thought he was out of contract in the summer so I'd think they'd want something back and I'd bet it is less than 6 mill given that he's 30 at the end of the day.

Barrera is nails but well past his sell by date. Another fighter who was brilliant in his day but doesn't know when to hang it up.

He'd be better off getting Bullard for about 4 mill because he can help us straight away. No doubt these foreigners will need a sesaon to show they are totally worthless and by then we'll be down and out.

See I just don't understand the way you think. You agree ameobi is shit and yet you think it's the right thing to do to sign him to a long contract probably on improved money as well. Because he's something? FFS if that's the way you think you can't complain about anything that goes on at this circus because you are willing to settle for third rate players because they are " something". Amazing, absolutely amazing.

After giving that useless twat ameobi a three year deal, I have no confidence whatsoever that kinnear is capable of identifying and signing any good players. More than likely that they'll be here for the money and see out their contracts but turn out to be a complete waste of time.

Nowt wrong with a couple of hairy blokes sucking each other off and sticking their dicks up each others arseholes. If that's what you like.

hopefully the concerns around Owen will be eased with the news that ameobi will commit his longterm future to the toon. After setting up the Spurs goal so effortlessly I hope his agent doesn't turn his head with thoughts of a bigger team.

Didn't know these ragheads had shoes, thought they wore sandals.

Not really surprised. There's people in universities these days that would have trouble parking cars. But if you want to dumb everything down so nobody actually fails, this is what you get. I just hope that the mechanics who work on the planes I fly on aren't from the D'oh school of engineers where everybody is happy with a "D". Passing grade don't you know.

Given? Beye? Butt? Coluccini?Harper? Guiterrez? Plenty players that don't deserve the shite going on. N'zogbia isn't one of them.

Let's face it. The country has gone to shit and there is absolutely nothing anybody can do about it. The train has left the station a long time ago and anybody who thinks it's going to evolve into some kind of multicultural utopia is sadly mistaken.

IMO, we will go down unless we are sold by Christmas and we invest in at least three players who can come in straight away and markedly improve the team. Unfortunately for us, I don't see either of these things happening. While we think the likes of WBA and Stoke will probably go down, they think we are playing like a relegation side and given that we have a manager incapable of inspiring the team, then I agree with them. I also said in the summer that if ameobi is anywhere near the team then we'd be in a relegation battle and that's exactly where we are.

I have to disagree with both you and Craig here. Aside of the fact that I obviously rate Taylor more than both of you ... I think that selling players, particularly players who are a fabric of the club, now - at this point in time [not that we should ever do it] and this includes Shay Given, will send out all the wrong signals to everybody in football. Going down the old road pre-Hall and Shepherd [yes I know, but it has to be said] is not an option, and will only cement the impression [and totally confirm it in the eyes of many] that we truly have gone backwards, back to those days. Allowing such a thing to happen would be nothing other than a disaster. selling players though is fine as long as you have a better replacement lined up. 12mill should have ensured that but in the Ashley world we wouldn't. its up to the manager though, ref Keegan when he sold Cole and replaced him with Les Ferdinand. I think this is possibly the only time in all my years of supporting the club where they have sold a top, top player for a top, top fee, and actually managed to replace him with a better one. The usual scenario is if you sell players "because you can't turn down the price" you spend more money trying to find a suitable replacement. There are exceptions, but they are rare. James Milner - i was in favour of that, on the surface, not just because I HOPED Keegan would use the money well, but also because I just don't rate Milner that highly in the first place. Different for Taylor though, I do rate him a lot and just now mate, the squad will have a real fight on its hands just to stay up. If we sold Taylor and tried to replace him with 2 cheaper players or something, well that is exactly the way the club was run by the old regime in the 70's and 80's. We'll see. But I would want the club not to sell any of our best players, ever, without getting a better one through the door first. Although Ferdinand was a very good player, it was still manure that came out of the transfer deal well ahead. I don't think Ferdinand was better than Cole and when you look at the return by each player all we did was set manure up for years in goal scoring.

I was at that southend game as well. The only good thing about that day was that I was staying in Caterham and didn't have to go all the way home.At least then I could still get pissed off now it's becoming more a shrug of the shoulders and shake of the head.

Don't agree. Certainly he's been poor the last two games but he was excellent against Villa and all season has looked our only real source of creativity. He's energetic but I'm not sure he's been that creative so far. Couple of nice touches but more of a blue collar player than anything else yet.

Maybe scolari will do a double swoop and take ameobi for 12 mill as well. Now that would be something to tell your grandkids about.

Canadians who can tend to come to the States for treatment.