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Gemmill just hates all darkies, his words not mine

forward planning has never been nufc's strong point

I can't see him getting too many goals in the premier league and I'd be gutted if he went for 4m (which could be mroe than we get for Dyer!)

Jesus wept. That was you, wasn't it? nah honest wasnt me swear down, dont think i've shit myself since i was a kid my mother tells me it was in a shop while trying on some new shoes this lad was at a house party a few weeks later went for a shit and managed to some how miss the toliet and dropped a log beside the toliet on the floor

one of my mates and yes it was a mate not me, shit himself twice within a matter of 3 weeks. He's know as Freddie the bastard (another story) to us. He'd been on an all day session went back home pissed out of his head, decided he needed a shit went to the toliet, pulled down what he thought was his jeans and boxers but was infact only his jeans. Proceeded to have a shit, took off his jeans and boxers and got straight in to bed, so basically shit himself and then got in to bed and caked it all over the sheets

so St George's day

this thread has gone to shit * i've had two today which is surprising as i havent eaten much all weekend

toontastic syncronised poo'ing

They had the stats on the radio this morning, and Man United have had 4 penalties given against them this season, 3 at OT. Chelsea have only had 2 given against them. Man United have been given 4 penalties to Chelsea's 3. The O'Shea one on Saturday was defo a penalty though so I can see why he's crying a bit, but they should have wiped the floor with us yesterday and didn't look all that interested - you would never have thought that they needed to win to stay in the title race!? Chelsea just dont seem to have this 2nd gear that Man Utd have when they need a result. You'd expect Man Utd to get more penalties at home, since they are attacking for most games suppose this explains why teams dont get many penalties at OT Boro should have had one on saturday, dont the smoggies have a canny record at old trafford ?

just seens Mourhinos's interview i agree that not many teams get pens at OT but 'new rules'

i sit in Level 7 and heard not very much from the Chelsea fans, especially towards the end of the game, i shall listen out during match of the day 2

the last thing you want to do if your a big fat fuck is wear a ridiculous t shirt to attract even more attention to yourself

atmosphere must come across very different, as we were usually loud today and the team got plenty of support, where as the Chelsea fans were the same as their team just not up for it

She's getting on a bit to be charging that kind of money tbh.

got a pint of fosters in walkabout durham the other £2.90 i'm sure it was some trainee who's charged me for Stella, the miserable bastard didnt even crack a smile when i said struth that's expensive they also had live cricket on the massive screen, great atmosphere

do people still go to Idols? they dont even have the strippers on anymore do they?

my first full week for about 6 weeks, it's dragged

and half of them fuckers sell them on for £200+

the looks i got when i stayed and clapped the season we drew with Wolves and "only" qualified for the uefa cup

so what's it going to be people, after whats been our worst season for awhile

probably the cost of a blank dvd, good business

looks the same for a premier league game?

they are sad like that, the rule should be you can only gloat about the result of the fixture* * Liam O'Briens free kick winner is exempt from the above