themags

you've mentioned about people laughing at ads in cinemas that many times on here, i think of you everytime i hear it when i go the cinema as the movie, i thought it was a bit average and wasnt impressed by it

i'm a lefty as well once we're in the majority we'll take over, forcing right handed people to use left handed scissors and hold there knife and fork the other way round see how they like it

she was a little drunk but wont admit it and was attempting to wrestle me off my seat, she banged in to the back of me and sent me head first in to the wall just a daft accident really

happy birthday

cheers people, having a family type party on saturday got some extra good present of my girlfriend guess she's feeling guilty about drunkenly injury me at my mates bbq!

you should give it ago mate, sounds interesting i would if i wasnt skint!

sent, see it must be the after affects got a canny deep cut on my forehead, hopefully it wont scar too badly

was a full moon on sunday after our lass managed to send me head first in to a wall at my mates BBQ

Freddy would have usually sat in the Platinum Club and would have demanded a decent quality burger

typo mate

on a slightly related note Quinn is taking a hammering on sky sports news after he slated other chairmans and clubs for paying over the odds for players...... wasnt Chopra sold for 500k last year

Setanta and Sky have done a deal so pubs with legit sky should have both

er, it's only 12 months really if you know any pubs who show the 3pms on dodgy channels, they probably have it as it's on Al Jazeera Sport +1 which is part of the ART Sports package which alot had for last season

they arent doing PPV, you've got to subscribe and it's a 12 year contract

you allowed as far back as Keegan, select your starting 11 based on rubbish they were compared to the fee we paid for them Goalkeeper : Mike Hooper (0.5m) Defenders : Alessandro Pistone (4.5m); Alan Goma (4.7m) ; Titus Bramble (4.5m) ; Jean Alain Boumsong (8.0m) Midielders : Kieron Dyer (6.0m); Cristian Bassedas (4.1m) ; Hugo Viana (8.5m) ; Scott Parker (6.5m) Forwards : Carl Cort (7.0m) ; Albert Luque (9.5m) Total Cost : £63.8 million

didnt Dyer piss off the wrong person/family from Wallsend awhile ago

off the top of my head peterlee durham sherburn outside of the centre london is a bit of shit hole as well

dont suffer from Brewers droop but makes it about as sensitive as chair leg so finishing the task is never easy

I'll get me coat

Tonic Wine

any news on when Forlan and Scholes are signing for them?

it's just a bit of fun you miserable sods, i think it's pretty obvious he's not going to be getting a knighthood

the word is wages were the stumbling block again

come on people get it signed The signatories to this petition demand that John Smeaton be awarded a knighthood or an equally appropriate award of bravery for his actions in preventing the serious loss of life at Glasgow Airport on 30 June 2007. John Smeaton is a man who, in the face of terrorism of an international scale, put aside concerns for his own personal safety to protect the lives of his fellow man. On 30 June 2007, he tackled a terrorist in the midst of carrying out an attack on Glasgow Airport, intent on causing serious loss of life. But for the brave and selfless actions of Mr Smeaton, nobody was harmed and human life was preserved. This is a man whose actions truly deserve to be recognised and the signatories to this petition believe he should be honoured in the most appropriate way deemed possible. http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/JohnSmeaton/

bye bye fat man