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* It was been rumoured that Peter enjoys ice cream, and plans to open a shop in the suburbs of Tamworth. LEGEND

the rumour page says that emre wants galatasaray to buy him

another brilliant thread by the scouse nation, are you going to act like a complete knobend until we play again next season??

enlighten us

happy birthday you complete legend

the amount of players benitez signs, one of them will come good,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Beardsley under trivia section Trivia * In 1995, he was awarded the MBE for services to the game. * He is now on the coaching staff in the Academy at Newcastle United. * He is married with a daughter and a son. * He once claimed in a matchday programme interview that if he could be invisible for a day, he would stand at a pelican crossing all day, pressing the button. * He once starred in an American infomercial on NBC for Adidas. * He once scored four goals for England against Aylesbury United. These did not count towards his international tally, however, as this was not an official international match. * Steve Davis once played a frame of snooker with Peter for Comic Relief that raised for £1,000. * He was terrified of swimming until he recently overcame his fear. * He once played in goal for Newcastle against West Ham United in 1986 because there were no substitute goalkeepers and the no.1 was injured during the game. The game ended in an 8-1 defeat for Newcastle, but without Beardsley having conceded any of the goals. * In the episode Camille from the fourth series of the UK sitcom Red Dwarf, Beardsley is briefly mentioned as the star of the (fictional) remake version of the film Casablanca. * He is a total abstainer of alcohol because, as he said in an interview, he doesn't like the taste of it. * It was been rumoured that Peter enjoys ice cream, and plans to open a shop in the suburbs of Tamworth. * He has an Intelligence Quota of 145 and is currently a member of MENSA. * During a match between Melbourne Knights and Springvale White Eagles, Peter played the whole match with his shorts on backwards, only to be noticed in injury time by the referree who subsequently issued a yellow card.

1) I cant be arsed to finish my work 2) I thought the clocks went back last night 3) I only have a bombay badboy in the cupboard 4) I just woke up thinking Id lost all my teeth 5) Proper board of reading "madonthecocks" posts about the toon

ashton and reo-coker would be cracking signings,

kneejerk to that blokes comments last week about north east talent drying up

Todd Rivers and Dean Learner don't forget! Best song in this thread! It's the full version as well with the extra verses.... yes I was sad enough to rip it from the DVD. "SHE'S SMOOOOOTH LIKE ICE!" I went to see matt berry(todd rivers) the other night and his band jonus 3, and they sang that song, was a shame it wasnt dean lerner doing his part, amazing nevertheless

Aye, 80 quid too much. See that would bother me if it was someone who didn't listen to shite all the time. Like you're one to fucking talk Kasabian boy. Coming from the fucker who thinks Bowling For Soup are better than The Beatles.

weve got the same problem in our hoose, they dissapeared for a few weeks but the bastards are now back and are more confident. Run around the sitting room when your sitting in it, the poison obviously didnt work so its mouse trap time, not the game obviously.

think they were trying to flog muse tickets for over 150quid last november outside the arena

no shinton???

dire straits-romeo and juliet

whats your essay on? "Analyse and evaluate the distinctive contributions to religious language of 1) Analogy and 2) Language games" *Yawn*

whats the consensus of his performance on thursday??

that bloke is cringeworthy

yup

tasty

The legal system could save a fortune by doing away with juries and just employing you ! I try my best

duffs shitness, tbh

What comments? All we've heard is that the FA want to speak to certain people. So far we have no idea what he has said. think he means the "calling someone such and such is all right in turkey"