newcastlebroon

graffiti by maximo park

lets call them paedo's instead, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

nah, they are already a MASSIVE club as it is,

just finished the second season, finished 3rd after a good end to the season but got beaten by blackburn in the fa cup final on pens. A consortium also took over from shephard and my job is on the line, they want sven goran fucking erricson instead. Fucking scandal.

piss take?

tea and coffee, the rest are essential for staying alive

you whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

next newcastle manager tbh

I thought v for vendetta was quite good, worth a watch like

Why don't you fuck off back to your scruffy shit hole of a city you sad bastard do you really care about us that much? I think he gets a kick out of us jumping for the bait tbh

were not looking that far forward mate

those guys go through managers faster than us, bloody hell

some twat listening to nirvana, can hear it through the wall

Eduardo Ratinho shouldn't be much more than a million. Pure class at the back, and good for about 10 goals a season too. cheers, got him for 4.2m, hes canny like, too many yellow cards though, I won my first 11 games in a row in the league in the 2nd season, then got beat off the mackems, gutted

good

* It was been rumoured that Peter enjoys ice cream, and plans to open a shop in the suburbs of Tamworth. LEGEND

the rumour page says that emre wants galatasaray to buy him

another brilliant thread by the scouse nation, are you going to act like a complete knobend until we play again next season??

enlighten us

happy birthday you complete legend

the amount of players benitez signs, one of them will come good,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Beardsley under trivia section Trivia * In 1995, he was awarded the MBE for services to the game. * He is now on the coaching staff in the Academy at Newcastle United. * He is married with a daughter and a son. * He once claimed in a matchday programme interview that if he could be invisible for a day, he would stand at a pelican crossing all day, pressing the button. * He once starred in an American infomercial on NBC for Adidas. * He once scored four goals for England against Aylesbury United. These did not count towards his international tally, however, as this was not an official international match. * Steve Davis once played a frame of snooker with Peter for Comic Relief that raised for £1,000. * He was terrified of swimming until he recently overcame his fear. * He once played in goal for Newcastle against West Ham United in 1986 because there were no substitute goalkeepers and the no.1 was injured during the game. The game ended in an 8-1 defeat for Newcastle, but without Beardsley having conceded any of the goals. * In the episode Camille from the fourth series of the UK sitcom Red Dwarf, Beardsley is briefly mentioned as the star of the (fictional) remake version of the film Casablanca. * He is a total abstainer of alcohol because, as he said in an interview, he doesn't like the taste of it. * It was been rumoured that Peter enjoys ice cream, and plans to open a shop in the suburbs of Tamworth. * He has an Intelligence Quota of 145 and is currently a member of MENSA. * During a match between Melbourne Knights and Springvale White Eagles, Peter played the whole match with his shorts on backwards, only to be noticed in injury time by the referree who subsequently issued a yellow card.