TheMoog

Coffee's for heathens, tea all the way for me, tis a gentleman's drink - got to be strong though, got to make that spoon stand up. I've been investing in various proper teas from Twinnings lately.

Wouldn't mind 'banging out' Cheryl myself tbh

Incidentally, I assume that if he's a left winger that puts paid to any further chasing of Zoggy?

Obviously part of next year's rewards scheme for the players, if we do well they can all have a turn.

All these French players, perhaps we are going for the Arsenal model after all

Dodgy, Dickensian tomfoolery! He looks like the Artful Dodger

So rather than adding to the squad and giving us depth we're going to still have squad of the same size? Weak and pissy, couple of injuries and we're fucked... again... oh, and no team spirit to help out this time either. Great, because let's face it, that £35m still won't get spent - additions my eye.

By the sounds of it he'll just smile dumbly and clap

MCLOIISH NOOT WILCOOM UR YOW TAKING THU PEESS? YOW'VE ROOINED MUI COOPA SOAP NOW. MUI FAVRITE FLOIVUR TOO-DEENAR. I really don't uderstand Randy's boner for Alex, other than he's probably a cheaper option than the Spanish waiter, Hughes etc. If he took Villa down, the 20012/13 season could be very busy for West Midlands police. Coventry, Brum, Vile and possibly Wolves in the same division. but wouldn't it be nice, we could ask them who their next messiah would be

WTF...your an idiot. This is the worry isnt it? Massive disruption to the squad but you never know it could work. Just gotta stay positive People can whinge and moan that players are being sold but no matter how much moaning goes on its not gonna change anything. Accept it and move on. Stay fucking positive he says, shit, you fuckwits are the just the sort of fans Ashley's looking for...

Uuuurrrggghhhhh... we're back to square one again, there goes any team spirit we had built up over the last couple of year. Back to the days of having random, unproven and totally un-gelled players in the team. I guess it's Fat Cunt's way of rotating his stock for yet another round of player clearance, buy in, get them playing then sell them on... nice work Ashley. WE ARE SPORTSDIRECT.COM FC

He sounds like a right prick and if he's your age he should know better.

Who the fuck is Chris Gray?

To be fair to the youngling, wasn't Kevin trying to defend our glorious home? He made be a numpty sometimes, but he's our numpty.

I must have woken in a decent mood this morning due to it being Little Armchair's 1st birthday - looking at those figures a lot of it appears to be pretty 'good business', certainly heading towards this fabled Arsenal model of bringing on players and selling them for considerably more than bought, plus it would seem we haven't been letting too many players go for pennies like we used to. However... the footballing side of the team has deteriorated as a result of the players coming in not always being of the quality to support the progression of the team while achieving the first point. The problem we have is that we need a larger squad of players of higher potential otherwise we end up just being a selling club that gets nowhere.

Didn't it take him 3 medicals to get in to West Ham?

Who is this?

To be honest it's probably about time that football in general moved with the times and offered such contract as standard, it happens everywhere else in target driven jobs so why not in football? I hate to admit it but I actually think it's a good idea. HOWEVER... it's a bit unfair to have just one person in the team with this type of limitation to their wages/contract, it's something that would need to be done across the board to work properly.

Don't ever post on one of my threads ever again you terrible little man

Bless the mods, scared of upsetting Christmas Tree. Apparently he does have some sort of power over them after all.

60 odd posts in and this bell-end's acting the twat, brings us back to the debate about having an entrance exam or some such.

unless they wander into the concorse theyre not going to see it. What's it got to do with them? Besides, just being Mackems is enough for us to laugh at them

Thats the point of a bike fer gods sake, what do you expect them to do sit in a traffic jam? They could pay road tax

Why don't you get your own name?

Well that's charming that is, I make one little thread that suggests a press conference which wasn't and I get a name change, pffft, cowards. Who was the other one that got a name change? I forget