TheMoog

Apparently this is the list of frees available in the summer from the Prem:

Carlton Cole? Paul Konchesky? What the fuck??? If Pardew goes after shit like that then he's in the same bracket as Joe Kinnear as far as I'm concerned, we'd better bring in much better players than that shite.

Poor old Seve, RIP

you are not going to get Ricky Van Wolfswinkel for a few million. he would cost a good part of 8 -10m. Richard Van Dogscock, we should snap him up if the opportunity arises

To be fair to the poor bastard kidneys stones are soooooooooo painful, a woman I know told me they're as painful as childbirth. I had a stone a few years ago and it was the worst pain I'd ever felt, thankfully my stone was smooth when it made it's way in to the open air. Apparently the pain is caused by the build up of urine behind the stone in the pipeworks between the kidney and bladder, I'd never heard of one getting one stuck in their knob before reading that thread though. ... that reminds me, more water I think!

More than a little iffy if you ask me. Some guy just posted this on the beeb webby and I've got to say I agree: If they knew where he was they'd have captured him and this 24hr burial is all very convenient too - due to the importance of the body there's no way they'd let a small detail like religion get in the way.

It's the owners of the club that he oozes about though really, if we had someone else owning us the Keegler would be Mr newcastle again.

We'd be better playing 4-6-0, we have no strikers anyways. I really think we should be trying that young lad Phil Airey, from what I've heard he's quick, similar to Bellamy's style - for the few games we've got left and bearing in mind we're reasonably safe why not give him a go?

Haha, Barton having a laugh with the scouse fans at the corner "Calm down, calm down" )

Fucking Shola I'm-a-nobody

Can't help some people, there's always those who have to hate things or try and bring things down, miserable fuckers

God save the future King!

Mark McGhee, played 1977-78 then again 1989 - 1991

Fines would be more effective if they were proportionate to the amount that person earns, the blokes a loon though which is pretty funny.

Is this gimp still going?

Just our luck to have that anti-newcastle, big nose twat Phil Thompson commentating our match on Soccer Saturday - complete cock-end.

Happy St George's Day you orrible lot!

No, I definitely said more about the Owen deal than you did. Autistic or not. the fact that you believe that is why you remain so clueless about pretty much everything ... random

Ha! Fergie in the post match interview saying how Hernandez's pen was a definate pen but he didn't see ours... what a cock

Ref was great tonight too, didn't crumble to Man Utd's whinging, just a shame we didn't get the pen we should have.

Hardly a surprise though, the bloke knows as much about football and decent play as my cat does about nuclear physics, fucking useless fat wanker (Sam, not my cat )

Hmm, bloody Owen, he's scored loads against us, sure he'd love to piss us off all the more!

Bastard commentators referring to Man Utd as 'Utd'

Fucking Man Utd players whinging to the ref en masse

Fook, should have been a penalty that, Anderson clipped Lovely-hands a treat. Ameobi's fault the ref missed it, too much dicking around on the deck.