Angelus71

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thanks fish!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA

Wonder of there's a curse on Brazil at the moment? First a plane from there went down, now this thing.......trains must be shitting it in case they are next!

Keystone Cops anybody? no?

http://www.journallive.co.uk/safc/safc-new...61634-23764916/ love how they've had 3 managers in 12 months and yet, no paper bangs on about it like they do about us!

http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastl...634-23764913/2/ ALAN Shearer is worried the delay in finalising a deal to confirm his appointment as permanent manager will cost Newcastle United badly in the transfer market. The Journal understands that Shearer – who released a statement last night confirming he attached certain conditions to his employment, while simultaneously denying he has made any demands – already has a clear idea of the players he wants to bring in over the summer and is keen to be able to launch the first bids to sign them this week. Instead, United’s manager-in-waiting is stuck in limbo as he waits for confirmation from the banks that his personal terms and other conditions have been accepted as part of their package to restructure the financing of the club following relegation. Although a broad agreement has been reached between Shearer and wantaway owner Mike Ashley regarding the amount of money he will have to spend on new players and other guarantees regarding which players will stay at St James’s Park, the banks will have the final say on whether his wages are acceptable within the tight perimeters set in place. Shearer’s position is also understandable. He is trying to get the best possible deal for himself before committing to a four-year contract and relinquishing a lucrative deal with the BBC – while also ensuring the conditions of his employment give him the best possible chance of success. There is no point, as far as he is concerned, becoming United manager if he is more concerned with firefighting financially rather than rebuilding the club into one which has a realistic chance of returning quickly to the top flight. In a statement released last night, Shearer appeared to distance himself from claims he has demanded wages of £2.5m-a-year to sign a four-year contract, although he admitted conditions were attached if he was to accept the job. He said: “I met Mike Ashley and Derek Llambias last week and we discussed at length the future of Newcastle United and my desire to be the manager moving forward. “I made no demands but there were obvious conditions. “We simply proposed an honest evaluation of what was needed to get the club back into the Premiership whilst building solid foundations for the future. “I fully understand Mike Ashley’s decision to sell the club as he feels it’s now in the best interest of the club and the fans. I hope to know more by the end of the week.” Any takeover process could be completed before the players return to pre-season training at the start of July. But, while there is firm interest from at least two consortia – one of which is based in Oman – there have been no bids. It is a frustrating time for Shearer who has, with the help of assistant Iain Dowie, identified a number of players in both the Premier League and Championship he wants to bring to Tyneside. Indeed, United sources have told The Journal key targets have already been sounded out about their willingness to move to Newcastle and deals could be completed within days if Shearer’s appointment is ratified by the money men this week. That would be a remarkable achievement for a rookie manager, but Shearer’s standing in the game means he has added pulling power, even though Newcastle are competing for players who have also been identified by top-flight clubs. Nevertheless, there is nothing Shearer can do at this stage. There was no movement in breaking the deadlock yesterday and the former United skipper is resigned to playing a waiting game having failed to meet either Ashley or managing director Llambias yesterday. Meanwhile, one of the players being heavily linked with a move to Newcastle is former Magpie reserve team skipper – and team-mate of Shearer’s – Bradley Orr. The fiery 26-year-old – he spent 14 days in prison following an assault outside a Bristol nightclub in 2006 – has been at Ashton Gate for five seasons following his release by Newcastle in 2004. Originally a central midfielder, Orr has been successfully converted into a right-back in the south west with Bristol City. ............................................... There's a surprise....not spending owt on any players again!

R.I.P

Who the fuck would want to be our manager with shit like this happening to every manager we've ever had? oh, hold on, I forgot, we still have big fat Joe! it's ok lads, we can all breath a huge sigh of relief.

He must have looked at Shearers plans and realised he would have to be passionately commited to the club to back them - its just more shite and i can't see who will buy us - the revenue streams are fucked and without immediate direction were are gonna be left with a bunch of shite players sitting on big contracts - what a fuckin arsehole He is the fucking makems wet dream really isn't he! Statement from The Stadium of Light: "Agent Ashley return to base, mission accomplished". I saw that on facebook the other day

never gets dull when you support the toon!

Giggity Giggity Giggity

My brother took me to a reserves game when I was 5 years old in 1976. I got in for free (made me feel like a VIP ) my brother said the bloke on the turnstile let me in for free as it was my first game, don't know if that's the real reason or not. That's when my love for the toon started!

MYSTERY balls of light have been spotted in the skies over the North East. Shocked onlookers watched in astonishment as glowing orange orbs hovered eerily overhead before gliding slowly out of the town of Stanley. These mysterious craft are part of a recent upsurge of strange and unexplained phenomena seen flying over the region, which has seen two more sightings recorded this week alone. A man in Rowlands Gill saw strange lights and a trainee pilot, operating from Newcastle International Airport, reported seeing similar golden orbs in the sky. Phil Lobley, 48, of Stanley, County Durham, was heading up to bed at around 10.30pm on Sunday night when he spotted the startling sight through his back window. He said: “I saw what looked like two golden globes just above the trees towards St Andrew’s Church. “They were moving slowly from west to east and there was no sound. I called for my partner to look as well and, sure enough, I wasn’t seeing things.” The pair rushed into the back garden to get a better look at the luminescent objects gliding across the sky. “There were four more going past silently as before, below the level of any plane or helicopter. “There was a taxi driver who had stopped on View Lane and I pointed them out to him. He couldn’t explain what they were likely to be.” A small crowd had gathered including a coach-load of musicians from the local Reg Vardy band. One man who witnessed the events unfolding from higher up Church Bank saw a total of nine orbs that formed into a square formation, before disappearing from view. Wendy Dawley, a spokeswoman for Newcastle International Airport said that air traffic control radar did not pick up any activity matching the description of the Stanley sightings. Military radar at RAF Boulmer in Northumberland also failed to spot any signs of UFOs in that area. Spokeswoman Anne Russell said: “Personnel on duty were not aware of any unusual flying activity on Sunday evening and nothing has been reported to us.” ................................................... I do believe there's life out there, but do they have the technology for space travel?

If there were laws, newspapers would be about 4 pages thick!

ALAN SHEARER intends to begin his clearout at Newcastle United by offloading controversial midfielder Joey Barton. Not only would the such a move be welcomed by Toon fans, but it would slash £64,000 a week from United’s wage bill. And it would help to improve dressing-room harmony after Barton’s late-season antics amidst the club’s relegation struggle left his fellow professionals disgusted. The Chronicle understands that, despite a plea from Barton’s camp that he should be given his umpteenth chance to redeem himself, he has no future at Newcastle under Shearer. Unless there is a dramatic twist in the tale, Shearer will be confirmed as Toon boss imminently, with the former England hotshot and captain champing at the bit to get on with his summer rebuilding programme. The 26-year-old Barton has already attracted interest from Bolton Wanderers with Gary Megson keen to cough up a £2m fee for the soccer bad boy. And Blackburn Rovers manager Sam Allardyce may also be able to find a home for Barton having put his faith in him two summers ago when he insisted Newcastle pay a £5.8m fee for the battler. Big Sam is renowned for his work when it comes to reforming troublesome characters and may see hitching up with Barton again as unfinished business after the ex-Sunderland player was shown the door at Newcastle by Mike Ashley. Tottenham Hotspur could also be possible suitors for Barton, with Harry Redknapp making an inquiry about the once-capped England international in August. Barton found himself in hot water following his red card, handed out for a dreadful late tackle on Xabi Alonso, during the inept 3-0 loss at Liverpool on May 3. He then infuriated his manager Shearer by unleashing a verbal volley to stun team-mates and Toon coaching staff. Shearer then banned Barton from the Magpies’ training ground and barred him from attending the home game with Fulham. And Barton knows that he will be unwelcome for the first day of the training come July 1, with the Scouser not figuring in Shearer’s plans next season. It’s understood that Barton’s stock has dipped so much at Newcastle that even training with the Academy side may be out of the question and that he faces training alone during pre-season until a move for the player is arranged. However, Shearer and the rest of the Toon staff will hope that Barton will be history on Tyneside before July 1. Meanwhile, Obafemi Martins will miss Nigeria’s friendly with the Republic of Ireland tonight at Craven Cottage and the Super Eagles’ World Cup qualifier with Kenya on June 7. Martins was always set to go under the knife this summer to try to cure a long-standing groin problem but hopes to be fully fit before the season starts. ............................................. Fat Sam must be a total fucking idiot to want him! I hope he gets him. and we're stuck with Martins for a while longer

Found this the other day, don't know if it's an old 1 or not.....found it funking funny anyway! (in tune to - she'll be coming round the mountain) we'll be running round tottenham with our willies hanging out (x2) we'll be running round tottenham, running round tottenham running round tottenham with our willies hanging out, singing I've got a foreskin haven't you, singing I've got a foreskin haven't you, singing I've got a foreskin, I've got a foreskin, I've got a foreskin haven't you?!?!

Fuck Yeah!!

My daughter is only 4. I could never imagine the pain he feels right now.

Please be true!

When I logged in the other day, there was a skin called "Fuck Off" what's that 1 about