Smooth Operator

Yes, you're right of course. 52810[/snapback] He's having a laugh man. 52811[/snapback] Forgive me if I don't take your work for it, Alex. 52812[/snapback] FFS HTL Get a grip man. And you ? why I suggested you were It's not just the dummy out the pram now, it's all your toys too. I think you've passed the point of no return on this forum, do yourself a favour and do a google search for "Non offensive NUFC forum where i can post utter shite and feel better about myself" 52819[/snapback] What are you on about now? I'm not (whatever that icon thing is that you then went on about dummies and prams). I'm sitting here having a cup of tea and grinning like fcuk, man. Getting to the topic of posting utter shite. Care to post your views again about Dyer being a shite footballer? Oh, I forgot, 70% of people around you think the same. You must be able to count past 10, then. Well done. You obviously went to a better school than I did. 52825[/snapback] I bet your one of those daft cunts who wears those fcuk tops, saying "cool as fcuk" or "so fcuk". He is a shite footballer imo, compared to other midfielders we have who are strong in al the important area's of the game and who will no doubt progress as players and not stand still for years. 70% may have been an over estimation, but i can count, i know exactly how many fingers i'm holding up at you right now. Tea? You should get some Horlicks down you and in for an early night before fight night tomorrow you old bruiser.

Not smut honest, they can't drink milk, their bodies reject it, ask yourself have you ever seen a yellow man drink milk? I know i haven't and i've been to Beijing! Refering to him as a yellow spunk machine isn't smutty either it's fact, he would have had to produce a load comparible to the Great Wall of China to have this many decendants! That reminds me of another fact, there's only 2 things on earth visible from outer space, the Great Wall of China and..................The Byker Wall. FACT!

In that case i'll go for a comfortable 3-1 win to Chelski, they've been letting a few in recently.

Yes, you're right of course. 52810[/snapback] He's having a laugh man. 52811[/snapback] Forgive me if I don't take your work for it, Alex. 52812[/snapback] FFS HTL Get a grip man. And you ? why I suggested you were It's not just the dummy out the pram now, it's all your toys too. I think you've passed the point of no return on this forum, do yourself a favour and do a google search for "Non offensive NUFC forum where i can post utter shite and feel better about myself"

So could this in anyway support the fact that Chinese are allergic to milk? I posted this fact in another thread today ( can't remeber which one now) Perhaps this yellow spunk machine didn't like the white stuff?

? 52772[/snapback] Whoosh, straight over your head i presume, anyway it's not Alex being childish and "ruining the forum", that lies closer to your door my friend. Anyway thought you said you were fucking off? 52779[/snapback] You shouldn't presume anything, *my friend*. So you're another one who thinks it's ok to abuse people because it's the internet. Oh well, I suppose we all have different standards. Some are lower than others. 52789[/snapback] It's ok to abuse people yes cos it's all light entertainment in my eyes. I would say it to your face too mate, now I probably will never get the chance to but you have my word - or are my standards too low for you to accept my word? I'm intrigued as to the other things in your life that are more important? Not enough wanking time for having to post retorts on here to people who take issue with you?

Bet you were one of those kids who took his ball home too when your side weren't winning or someone tackled you too hard!

How to make an American quilt?

Thread killer tbh

? 52772[/snapback] Whoosh, straight over your head i presume, anyway it's not Alex being childish and "ruining the forum", that lies closer to your door my friend. Anyway thought you said you were fucking off?

yet again tbh

What about chelsea to beat manure by 3 or 4? 52756[/snapback] If it's at Stamford Bridge then maybe but not away. Don't know if it's home or away?

A few things. 1. I don't get pissed. 2. Nice to see there is a flock of sheep around here. 3. I'm not wound up Alex, I just think you're a cowardly fucker who is brave across the internet. I don't have to in any way wound up to think about confirming that. BTW I was never in the Army. 52753[/snapback] A few more things: 1 You don't get pissed cos when drunk you turn into a violent abusive monster. 2 The sheep on here are sick of being "fleeced" by your childish outburts. 3 For all we know Alex may well be a cowardly fucker, who knows. And as for not being wound up - you're a coiled spring mate. Have you nowt else to do before a game like other than try to arrange a fight. If not i'll meet you outside the Strawberry at 5 to 3 tomorrow, shouldn't take long, i'll be in my seat for kick off.

I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potato and say 3-1 to the Toon. Also gonna stick a few quid on Arsenal to beat the scum by 6+ goals. Knocking bet.

Can i 2nd the motion that Luque is a striker! Thanks. Yogic - you say 4-3-3 maybe a good idea when Shearer hangs his boots up but then express reservations about him playing upfront alone. Which is it to be?

thanx smoothy.. i'll send wacky jnr an e-mail to get the exact address 52684[/snapback] Or you could just ask yourself? 52687[/snapback] how could i do that? i dont know the guy? wouldn't it be a good laugh if he took the toaster in the bath with him, i've been told they work better under water!! 52692[/snapback] In the bath with him? Rumbled son, I told you before it was a she and she was a Iraqi dwarf. Wacky, er i mean you, don't wash anyway.

She sucks off refugees for £2, her special this week is Bekistan blokes with huge mobiles for a quid.

thanx smoothy.. i'll send wacky jnr an e-mail to get the exact address 52684[/snapback] Or you could just ask yourself?

Speaking of our yellow friends, is it true the Chinese are allergic to milk? Might not be the Chinese, could be the Japs? Come to think of it like i've never seen one drinking the white stuff!

Your pencilled in as physio tbh.

I too am suspicious of the origins of this refugee.

There's a good place on Heaton Road just down the road from Byker, you can trade your brick in there, my friend Wacky Jnr recommended it to me, he swaps all sorts in there, he got a toaster for his lass!

She is a small dwarf from Iraq, does this ring any bells?

Welcome mate, enjoy the forum. Hexham House? Is it nice in there? A fellow forum member (Wacky Jnr) used to live in there too. By the way where's Bekistan?

52650[/snapback] I take it that means it would be right up your straza then Al?!