Smooth Operator

Got that right. 56908[/snapback] You seem to have a problem with the koala-fanciers, did one stick their boomerang up your arse when you were a child or something?

Feeling in the mood for a confession? 56899[/snapback] It's not me neither. It's one of the losers from Super Simon Woods now vacant forum.

I for one am pleased the Aussies have qualified, one less team full of dago cheats diving about everywhere tbh.

I can vouch for Ravtash, it's not Wacky, just another Walker scumbag.

I like the managers thinking, there's a young lass about to get naked so i'll get my fiance in to have a good gander at the nubile teen!

People who name their cars should be lined up and shot IMO. 56218[/snapback] I bought one of them off wor lasses old uncle just before last christmas and funny enough i called mine kenny. Your fucked if the alarm fob goes on them, £50 to get the fucka sorted as i unfortunately found out. Sold it not long after making myself a nice tidy profit of £200 56318[/snapback] All this and the daft cunt hasn't even got a licence!

Aye Debbie Dean (aka Jodi Albert) was well smart but the fact she's boning the elephant man out of Westlife loses her marks therefore my vote goes to the much missed Izzy (Elize Du Toit) - fantastic piece of poontang!

My fatha goes to Jimmz and he's 55! As for the boat, it's fucking shite, but if your after a charva slapper it will be right up your straza. Check out the revolving dancefloor, there's always some drunk lass with a belt for a skirt who falls over and inadvertantly shows everyone the goods as she tries to get back up.

Ramage is a centre half is he not, therefore if Carr is back fit we've got decent cover for now, thank fuck Moore is injured still or he might have been dangerously close to the first team.

It's a Trevi-sty that people are short changing charities!

Isn't Taylor out for this one?

Power returned at 12 but it was gonna take another 2-3 hours to fix the servers and our network connection therefore we couldn't do fuck all anyway, the only thing available was the internet. So things have just got back to normal and we've been sitting on our thumbs since quarter to 10. And they wonder why morale on our team is shite?! We're the only one's left here ffs.

and all the other teams have been allowed to go home cos the pc network wont be back up and running til 3 at the earliest but the bastard managers on my team aren't following suit and letting us go! Bunch of absolute cunts.

Bearing in mind the team he's playing for 2 mill would be about right, but i wouldn't be bothered if he cost 3 mill i reckon he's worth it. He's still quite young, early 20's. So it's more planning for the future than giving Nobby a kick up the arse.

Wor lass isn't well so i've not been up to my usual.

As long as he doesn't become a one trick pony! It's better than being a none trick pony i suppose (hello Kieron)

I can do that trick!

Means nowt that if the right club come along and are willing to pay the right price.

http://www.maximmag.co.uk/maximtv/features...l_catfight.html Wonder if it's being televised?

Nee chance of that, i hear he's already been on the phone to that geezer whose given HIV the heave-ho for some advice.

TPS? The Penis Sniffers? You're not up to your old tricks again are you?

Leave the phone where? Bet you head off for another wank eh?

That's exactly what we need, competition for places. He's like shit off a stick, and his crosses are exactly what Shearer needs. Hope he arrives in January and that it's not just paper talk.

I'm sure i'm not alone in this but i keep getting calls from people with thick Punjabi accents claiming to be called Mike or Paul! They are trying to give me an apparently free camera phone! It's not just phone companies either, i had a call from "Mary" (from Rawalpindi no doubt) who wanted me to take out a loan for 25k, i told her my name was in fact Ranjit and therefore she should know i couldn't afford such a loan and kindly asked her not to call so late as i'm in the middle of shutting up my corner-shop!

In all seriousness though i would gladly place Laurence Llwellyn Bowen's teeth down his gullet. And a mere glimpse of KT Tunstall makes me want to let fly one of my size 11's into her jock jaw!