Smooth Operator

Ah well i know where wor lass will be sitting/lying next time it snows!

In the News of the World we're linked with Swedish international Christian Wilhelmsson of Anderlecht for 2 mill. Remember seeing him at Euro 2004, he was lightening quick down the right flank, faster then Bellamy i reckon. He'd be a good addition to the squad and a good deal at that price if it's accurate.

It goes nowhere fast in the snow, i've got a button on the dash that says "SNOW" so i assumed it helped me get about when it snows, does it fuck like! Last February I was stranded for the night in Morpeth and didn't make it into work til 11:30 the next morning. But it only snows once in a blue moon anyways. Bastard rear-wheel drive! Superb in the dry, as useless as Manc-Mags 2 incher in the snow!

Get in the queue.

Another cracking show, interesting to see that the Lexus IS came 2nd only to the Honda S2000 in the Top Gear survey. And what do I drive? A Lexus IS200.

Again brailliant!

On my pc Cheryl is turning me on as my avatar.

No Benton! Used to go to the Gosforth one everyday in my lunchtime from the High School over the road, it was a shoplifters paradise in the early days before they got them scanner things put in. All the charva's used to fill their pockets full of aftershave, blobs, vasaline etc.

Not a patch on Sainsbury's in Fallowfield during student term I reckon. 55361[/snapback] Can't comment, well not on the fanny round your way but if your shopping in Sainbury's you must enjoy a fancy cake or two and a glass of Pimms? 55364[/snapback] I don't actually shop there. Not since all the unpleasantness anyway. 55367[/snapback] Unpleasantness? What happened? Did you get arrested again for wanking in the foyer as the lovely students walked past?

Your not having a dig at wor Cheryl are you?

It's black, i wanted a silver one but they were too pricey. Black good though, don't understand the green thing either?? Seems a total waste. Wackt took the picture on a camera he got out of a cracker, probably why i can't shift it!

Grow up. PS Jakki Degg's got a face like a squashed pork pie. 55357[/snapback] I've been thinking about this and in some photos she does have a bit of a compressed facial outlook, hence the change to Tweedy, think Helena took the picture, best off on the other side of the camera her like no doubt, the years haven't been good to her!

is that s'posed to say 'the trade'? 55355[/snapback] It does numbnuts.

Not a patch on Sainsbury's in Fallowfield during student term I reckon. 55361[/snapback] Can't comment, well not on the fanny round your way but if your shopping in Sainbury's you must enjoy a fancy cake or two and a glass of Pimms?

ASDA. Good god, had to do this weeks food shopping on my tod cos wor lass is ill. Jesus Christ the fanny that gets down their isles is incredible! It was wall to wall! My enjoyment was spoiled by a daft old German cow trying to run me and my trolley over as i crossed a pedestrian crossing on the way back to the motor! Stupid Hitler fancying cunt.

Mine's a Lexus IS200, i'd post a picture of it but I got a load of grief for doing so in a similar thread a few weeks ago. Car envy me thinks.

It's a Volvo. Known in trade as a Shitbucket

That's wot Wacky's got now!

So what was his medical condition then anyone know? I heard a rumour it was sikel-cell anemia? If that's what it's called. HTL will be pleased with this news!

Oooh

Says he with a picture of a model so past her prime she's having to make a living on the other side of the camera!

Ah well back to the sheer beauty of Jakki Degg.

Seeing as you asked me so nicely i'll see what i can do.

Kasabian - Reason Is Treason

Bet it's nowt compared to the aggro he gets off his missus like. Still he'll be out the house more next month what with it being panto season and that. 54954[/snapback] Rumour has it Jim Davison has now gave up panto and Stand up, why don't you take over his 'Chalky' character for him, apparently you've got the accent off to a tee 55062[/snapback] To be fair I was implying you were a dwarf. Xmas is their busy time of the year...elfs, snow white etc. 55070[/snapback] I knew what you were getting at you dozy Manc helmet sniffer 55071[/snapback] Hi ho hi ho it's off to work Wacky goes, With a ginger mullet and load of spunk in his gullet, Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho Ask him about his starring role in Willow. 55077[/snapback] Joking aside i knew a dwarf who starred in Willow, also used to do the pantomines. Reckoned it was his favourite time of year as it was the only time he got a shag. According to him the lasses couldn't get enough of him for the novelty value - fact 55079[/snapback] Funny that.