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Bet it's nowt compared to the aggro he gets off his missus like. Still he'll be out the house more next month what with it being panto season and that. 54954[/snapback] Rumour has it Jim Davison has now gave up panto and Stand up, why don't you take over his 'Chalky' character for him, apparently you've got the accent off to a tee 55062[/snapback] To be fair I was implying you were a dwarf. Xmas is their busy time of the year...elfs, snow white etc. 55070[/snapback] I knew what you were getting at you dozy Manc helmet sniffer 55071[/snapback] Hi ho hi ho it's off to work Wacky goes, With a ginger mullet and load of spunk in his gullet, Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho Ask him about his starring role in Willow.

I should fucking hope so she's a bird, if any one resembles Craig from Big Brother in the titty biscuit department it's you my portly friend 55067[/snapback] You're full of shite, what's the matter been talking shite to customers all day on the phone so you thought you'd continue it on here? I've got a mate with man boobs that beat Craig's hands down, he minces a bit like him too come to think of it.

Kerplunk? 55066[/snapback] Kerspunk!

Wor lass has got bigger funbags than yours and they aren't heading south neither so you're grasping at straws my friend! Like my new avatar, took it on my phone at your's the other night!

No wonder you came up mine sniffing around if thats all the action you see in the bedroom, a game of fucking scrabble. Do you play for who turns the lamp off or who sleeps on the alarm clock side of the bed. SMO: Any chance of a fuck Kathy Bates: Thats not one word 55059[/snapback] Scrabble is just the foreplay to the main event.

There's a house on the main road through Cowgate by one of the roundabouts that has an incredible amount of lights up every year and every year they put them up just that little bit earlier. Daft cunts must have nowt else going on in their lives, i like xmas but this is fucking ridiculous.

This Nicolas Sarkozy sounds like an ideal replacement for Tony Blair, he sounds like he would'nt have any bother getting a terrorism bill passed.

As I said to Alex. You got a problem with me ( don't know why like ) go to PM. Surprised you're up and about at 2154, school tomorrow like. 53694[/snapback] Cos you're a prize twat. Ooops, sorry, i'll send you a PM like a real man would. No school, just graft, got a life see, don't go on forums looking for fights. 54129[/snapback] Who does? Apart from you that is, unless you think calling a stranger a 'twat" to their face might not start a fight, like. Why don't you go out tonight and call a stranger a twat, just to test whether this might start a fight or not? How ironic your comment is. All I want to talk about is football. It would be nice if people would accept that being asked why they have an opinion is not abuse, but that being called a twat, cunt, bastard, or anything else you lot find acceptable, is abuse. 54523[/snapback] You have an incredibly selective memory htl! 54633[/snapback] You're running out, aren't you? Some people have posted stuff about football, why not respond to that, mate? 54647[/snapback] Running out of what? Insults? Not a chance mate when it come to hypocritic numbskulls like yourself who believe their opinion is the be all and end all. I'll post in my own time, mate. 54735[/snapback] Sigh Personal insults in your post toward me, caused by what exactly? I don't see any insults from me toward you. As for believing my opinion is the be all and end all, I certainly don't believe that, but if you want to think my opinion is the be all and end all, that's upto you. As far as I'm concerned my opinion is worth no more than yours. I think you need to be reminded that you're the one who implied your opinion was more worthy on the basis you sit in the Gallowgate and people around you think the same way you do. Otherwise why mention it? Anyway, as I said to the last bloke, why not let this fade away? I'm not that bothered, mate. Unless you have a reason for not wanting to drop the subject like? 54989[/snapback] OK HTL lets bury the hatchet. Tell me more about formations not mattering much. Not sure a professional manager would be on your wavelength, not even Gazza! 55006[/snapback] Well ok. Formations matter up to a point, but I think it's best to use your players to their strengths. If you have a group of players able to successfully play 4-3-3, then go for it, but I think it's more important to use the players at your disposal correctly, than to doggedly stick to a formation because a manager prefers a certain formation. An example is that Souness tried to change our formation last season, it failed because he didn't have the right players for it. He had the players for 4-4-2, which was why we improved when he went back to it. It wasn't because 4-4-2 is always better than 4-3-3. Bottom line is you need a quality manager organising a group of quality players correctly. 3 at the back could work here, but only if you have a team full of the right players, so it's not really a cack formation. I don't think those players are easy to come by in England, which is why that way of playing has never really worked here. 55015[/snapback] IMO a team like Chelsea could play 442, 433, 451, 541, 343, 352 or any other realistic formation you can think of with all the talent they have bought, therefore you could argue that formation doesn't matter, but take us for example, we need to play 442, cos 433 isn't viable as our midfield wouldn't have enough of a physical presence, 451 isn't an option imo either as it would mean Owen upfront alone which is not gonna get the best out of him. And with our defence playing any variation o f3 at the back is a huge risk. So I think what you're saying is right if you've got a squad like Chelsea but no-one else does, maybe the likes of Barca or Milan might manage it at a push?

For me it's Scrabble, have a game every night in bed with wor lass, she's won twice this year! When i was a kid i couldn't get enough of Test Match, the table top cricket game, pure quality for kids and adults! You can pick up good quality one's off e-bay for about a tenner!

As I said to Alex. You got a problem with me ( don't know why like ) go to PM. Surprised you're up and about at 2154, school tomorrow like. 53694[/snapback] Cos you're a prize twat. Ooops, sorry, i'll send you a PM like a real man would. No school, just graft, got a life see, don't go on forums looking for fights. 54129[/snapback] Who does? Apart from you that is, unless you think calling a stranger a 'twat" to their face might not start a fight, like. Why don't you go out tonight and call a stranger a twat, just to test whether this might start a fight or not? How ironic your comment is. All I want to talk about is football. It would be nice if people would accept that being asked why they have an opinion is not abuse, but that being called a twat, cunt, bastard, or anything else you lot find acceptable, is abuse. 54523[/snapback] You have an incredibly selective memory htl! 54633[/snapback] You're running out, aren't you? Some people have posted stuff about football, why not respond to that, mate? 54647[/snapback] Running out of what? Insults? Not a chance mate when it come to hypocritic numbskulls like yourself who believe their opinion is the be all and end all. I'll post in my own time, mate. 54735[/snapback] Sigh Personal insults in your post toward me, caused by what exactly? I don't see any insults from me toward you. As for believing my opinion is the be all and end all, I certainly don't believe that, but if you want to think my opinion is the be all and end all, that's upto you. As far as I'm concerned my opinion is worth no more than yours. I think you need to be reminded that you're the one who implied your opinion was more worthy on the basis you sit in the Gallowgate and people around you think the same way you do. Otherwise why mention it? Anyway, as I said to the last bloke, why not let this fade away? I'm not that bothered, mate. Unless you have a reason for not wanting to drop the subject like? 54989[/snapback] OK HTL lets bury the hatchet. Tell me more about formations not mattering much. Not sure a professional manager would be on your wavelength, not even Gazza!

I wouldnt even recommend looking at them blindfolded. 54963[/snapback] I'm intrigued to know if they'd pass the pencil test like! His exact words to her as they greeted me in the hallway were "Divvn't think your getting your tits out!" 54967[/snapback] Sounds like he was already too late tbh. 54969[/snapback] Unfortunately I meant they as in Wacky and his lass, not her puppies!

Sounds like a tactic Htl would use.

I wouldnt even recommend looking at them blindfolded. 54963[/snapback] I'm intrigued to know if they'd pass the pencil test like! His exact words to her as they greeted me in the hallway were "Divvn't think your getting your tits out!"

To be fair he has his lass fairly well under control, the flora treatment see's to that (remember what that involves??). Saying that he had to instruct her not to show me her tits when i went round late on a Friday night a few weeks back on one of his wild nights in where his lass and her mate get frisky! She wanted to get them out defo, if not just for my opinion of them. Saggy would have been my diagnosis from looking at them clothed!

I trump all day long, but the smell is fairly routine, however, if i've had Sunday dinner at my gran's then it's a whole new ball game! I've been known to empty my bank of desks first thing on a Monday morning pre sit down brown!

Wacky can play that on the back of a beer mat. 54852[/snapback] He changes the spots to pinks and browns! Dirty little dwarf!

Spunkweasel

Calling Howaythelads a "prize twat" gave me great satifaction.

As I said to Alex. You got a problem with me ( don't know why like ) go to PM. Surprised you're up and about at 2154, school tomorrow like. 53694[/snapback] Cos you're a prize twat. Ooops, sorry, i'll send you a PM like a real man would. No school, just graft, got a life see, don't go on forums looking for fights. 54129[/snapback] Who does? Apart from you that is, unless you think calling a stranger a 'twat" to their face might not start a fight, like. Why don't you go out tonight and call a stranger a twat, just to test whether this might start a fight or not? How ironic your comment is. All I want to talk about is football. It would be nice if people would accept that being asked why they have an opinion is not abuse, but that being called a twat, cunt, bastard, or anything else you lot find acceptable, is abuse. 54523[/snapback] You have an incredibly selective memory htl! 54633[/snapback] You're running out, aren't you? Some people have posted stuff about football, why not respond to that, mate? 54647[/snapback] Running out of what? Insults? Not a chance mate when it come to hypocritic numbskulls like yourself who believe their opinion is the be all and end all. I'll post in my own time, mate.

As I said to Alex. You got a problem with me ( don't know why like ) go to PM. Surprised you're up and about at 2154, school tomorrow like. 53694[/snapback] Cos you're a prize twat. Ooops, sorry, i'll send you a PM like a real man would. No school, just graft, got a life see, don't go on forums looking for fights. 54129[/snapback] Who does? Apart from you that is, unless you think calling a stranger a 'twat" to their face might not start a fight, like. Why don't you go out tonight and call a stranger a twat, just to test whether this might start a fight or not? How ironic your comment is. All I want to talk about is football. It would be nice if people would accept that being asked why they have an opinion is not abuse, but that being called a twat, cunt, bastard, or anything else you lot find acceptable, is abuse. 54523[/snapback] You have an incredibly selective memory htl!

Don't get complacent 54340[/snapback] Not complacent i just know that if lightening ever did strike twice they wouldn't survive a second bolt!

Did you not see Maradonna in the paper at the weekend, he's like a new man, half the size, making a comeback as well i read! As for the trade in - familiar it is but lightening never strikes twice!

Have to agree about the birds loving it. Don't know about nowadays but back in the day when i was hitting the Ritzy regular on a Friday night if you wanted bush you had to be getting your groove on - fact. Sometimes shake my stuff in the house on a Friday night if I'm pissed and high as a kite and it usually results in wor lass and her mate getting their tits out at some point so i must be doing something right. 54297[/snapback] You'd want those kept firmly under wraps if SO is to be believed. 'Spaniels ears' was the exact phrase he used. 54302[/snapback] That daft cunt know's fuck all, he's like a mushroom, just keep him in the dark and feed him with shit and he's happy. He's just bitter because I'm dealing with 36d's and all he's got is some psycho ginger bird with a stuffed training bra to fondle. 54306[/snapback] To be fair you didnt have to develop that insult beyong 'ginger'. 54309[/snapback] Harsh but true 54312[/snapback] Hold on a second, Peasepud has seen wor lass and has congratulated me on my ability to pull such a stunner, a blonde stunner too, ginger is your forte son. As for tit size, I've just purchased a nice 34D bra and knicker set for wor lasses birthday. As I recall your bird wouldn't fill that cup! Neither would her mate, whose tits and minge i've seen as Wacky often distributes his pictures of these wild nights in. Was there a few weeks ago and Wacky got up and danced, if that's what passes for dancing these days like??? 54323[/snapback] You forgot to put the 'padded' in front of bra and the 'natural' in front of blonde As for the dancing that was only a small glimpse of what I'm capable of, at least I'm still mobile which is more than can be said for you nowadays 54327[/snapback] Mobile? I'm playing football 3 times a week son with 3 screws in my knee. What exercise are you getting? Pulling yourself doesn't count.

Oh well fair enough then, but i can't help thinking a phone call to the lad would be more appropriate and then you can see if there's any need to put yourself through the mill like this cos if you get there and he doesn't want to know then you Donald Ducked! I moved back to the toon from Liverpool Uni cos I wanted to be with an old girlfriend, we'd split cos she didn't want to do the long distance thing. So i went back thinking we'd get back together but oh no, she wasn't interested in that. lying cunt. And she then got the hump with me for shagging a few of her best pals!

Have to agree about the birds loving it. Don't know about nowadays but back in the day when i was hitting the Ritzy regular on a Friday night if you wanted bush you had to be getting your groove on - fact. Sometimes shake my stuff in the house on a Friday night if I'm pissed and high as a kite and it usually results in wor lass and her mate getting their tits out at some point so i must be doing something right. 54297[/snapback] You'd want those kept firmly under wraps if SO is to be believed. 'Spaniels ears' was the exact phrase he used. 54302[/snapback] That daft cunt know's fuck all, he's like a mushroom, just keep him in the dark and feed him with shit and he's happy. He's just bitter because I'm dealing with 36d's and all he's got is some psycho ginger bird with a stuffed training bra to fondle. 54306[/snapback] To be fair you didnt have to develop that insult beyong 'ginger'. 54309[/snapback] Harsh but true 54312[/snapback] Hold on a second, Peasepud has seen wor lass and has congratulated me on my ability to pull such a stunner, a blonde stunner too, ginger is your forte son. As for tit size, I've just purchased a nice 34D bra and knicker set for wor lasses birthday. As I recall your bird wouldn't fill that cup! Neither would her mate, whose tits and minge i've seen as Wacky often distributes his pictures of these wild nights in. Was there a few weeks ago and Wacky got up and danced, if that's what passes for dancing these days like???