Smooth Operator

Well for starters, I can breath in Minnesota. 57417[/snapback] There's no smog in San Francisco matey. You're thinking of LA. 57423[/snapback] No; I'm thinking of the Bay Area. My aunt lives in Oakland and I spent two weeks in Berkely. Couldn't breath worth a damn. Don't know if it was smog or what but I couldn't breath there. 'sides, I'd go crazy without the seasonal change. It just doesn't have to get quite this cold. 57429[/snapback] WTF does that mean like? Gemmill, do you live in San Francisco?

She's' as bad as the turks tbh.

Aye, i carried him through all the games! Only him and David Beharell got kept on after 2 years, and the man making the decisions - John Carver. Thanks John!

It was sorry changed it now. It was taken this time last year on my Samsung E700. The ice rink was mint, loads of fanny there too, they do things properly over there, not like a poxy, small rink at the Centre for Life! 57314[/snapback] That is brilliant for a phone - it looks like a painting. 57316[/snapback] Aye it's good quality, took this one from a helicopter when we went for the ariel tour.

It was sorry changed it now. It was taken this time last year on my Samsung E700. The ice rink was mint, loads of fanny there too, they do things properly over there, not like a poxy, small rink at the Centre for Life!

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers, and as he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, soap, or paper towels in the ladies toilet."

Mebbies he's not good enough, better to let him go than have a ridiculous situation like the Jamie McClenn one. That said, he's got a good goal record. 57269[/snapback] I see your point i went to the school of excellence with Mclen, he was shite then and he's only managed to get progressively worse!

Yeah, but short arses tend to be more vicious. At the right height to punch your bollocks too. 57299[/snapback] I'd just employ the comedy hand on top of his head trick, holding him at arm's length and let him just stand there swinging. 57302[/snapback] Funny you say that, that's my tactic after a night on the piss with Wacky and he wants a wrestle!

Yeah, but short arses tend to be more vicious. At the right height to punch your bollocks too. 57299[/snapback] Have you met Wacky?

Is there anything in the devout Muslim handbook that denounces violence?

Is anyone watching Rome, i've taped the first 3 episodes but not watched them yet. Should I?

I've never had my phone, or anything else nicked. Unless you count the charva that swiped a load of my Merlin 95 stickers. The bastard. 57128[/snapback] Was that just last week then was it? Never had nowt taken off me either, some of my mates used to hand over their dinner money to the school bullies but i always told them to go fuck themselves, went down like a shit sarnie with one of the bullies (he had a glass eye cos it had been clawed out in a previous fight!) who kindly put his cigarette out on my hand when i refused to give him any of the £900 i once found on my paperound! I'd told my best mate in confidence and next thing i knew everyone in the school knew about it! Didn't give the cunt a penny, funny never had any trouble after that!

Why now? - Was it not cos they split 10 years ago? They've probably been waiting fo years to do it and the other 4 have probably been signed up to do it for ages, and Robbie will have been the one holding back til now i reckon. The biggest twat on there was the mincing manager i reckon, Nigel was it? Anyway, it was too brief i reckon. Can't see why Robbie is getting so much grief, there's 2 sides of the story and didn't Barlow admit he wished Robbie's departure had been handled differently/better. At the end of the day i would be a total cunt to them if they sat me down and said they wanted to do their next tour as a 4 piece! If only Howard had the courage of his convictions and went to swim with the fishes!

I've only ever heard and seen good things, would seem strange not to offer him a new deal?

And you know this how ???? Ignorant twat 57182[/snapback] The smell, mate. 57183[/snapback] What about Turkish Baths though? 57190[/snapback] A smokescreen. Or is it steam? 57191[/snapback] A proper Turkish Bath is the best most envigorating clean you'll EVER have, followed by a proper shave - sheer bliss Pampering for blokes 57214[/snapback] You're either of Turkish descent, have married a turk or just love Turkey then eh? Whatever it is you've taken my comment way too seriously. But if were trading insults my retort is.....Stupid cunt. As for the pampering.....

Dirty, dirty race the Turks like. Love Emre though!

Too fucking right!

The bastard beat my "unbeatable" golf score aswell. Twat 57038[/snapback] Strange for a gay to be so good at computer games?

Think you're safe from my feeble efforts, can't get past the beat the keeper stage! But i'm having to play on a half screen at work so i don't get sussed of the wrong person!

I;m shite at that game, I get the odd six if the ball comes down the mddle or the off side but i'm donald ducked if it comes down the leg side!!

It soon will be no doubt. My addiction to internet porn isn't an issue during the day as this sort of content doesn't get through the firewalls!

to the Arcade games on here, I can't stop playing lightening pool, wedgie toss, mini golf and npower cricket. Trouble is i'm shite at them. Been sussed now by a few people at work, it's only a matter of time before one of my bosses discovers my mild addiction!

Honestly, I had no idea that saying dancing was for puffs would be so offensive to anyone. Are you Billy Elliot? 56943[/snapback] Billy Elliot was gay though main evidence he could dance and when offered he didnt want to see that girls fanny 56944[/snapback] Watching Billy Elliot is gay as well you know. 56949[/snapback] If you say his name 3 times you actually turn gay. 56951[/snapback] On the positive side, your dress sense would improve no end. 56954[/snapback] Dunno like, that Meenzer's a right clip. 56960[/snapback] Does Meezer pot brown like?

Thats the measure of a real man, strangely htl has been rather quiet since i pm'd him!

.......for £700 quid of a copper, only to discover it was a cut and shut car (2 cars welded together), so he took it to a Reg Vardy garage and tried to part exchange it, they gave him £400 for it then they did their checks on it and discovered that 2 had become one! So they had to scrap it!