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Yes i do, the place is full of shitpushers As for the head in the clouds bit, I can't avoid that being a right big cunt 52654[/snapback] Little big man eh. Your rep on here is as an angry little ginger dwarf! Does the truth hurt?
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To be fair it wasn't obvious to me that htl wanted handbags at 10 paces pre match, I was under the impression they would go to the Strawberry for a pint and a chat about their difference and sort it out like real men, ending in a male bonding session in the mens bogs playing the biscuit game!
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I think you'd like it Renton, it involves cling-filming a cat and fucking his mother. Saturday night couples viewing tbh.
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52632[/snapback] Watched a film years ago called Bad Boy Bubby. anyone seen it? Fucking gruesome. Me and all my mates got it out on video when we were about 16, my 14 year old girlfriend at the time turned up round mine unannouced and watched it with us - big mistake! Scarred her for life, she wouldn't give it up after that!
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Apparently you have to be very small to be able to pull a Prince-like self satifying move off............i wonder who on this forum would be a prime candidate for this then......short-arse sexual deviant by the name of.......
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Saw an advert for a film coming out soon this morning, it was called The Constant Gardener ffs. Made me think about some of the worst film titles I've ever heard of: 1 Secondhand Lions 2 Bulletproof Monk 3 The Constant Gardener Anyone think of any other beauties?
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Aye I own a Lexus which are far from grandad's cars these days, they may have got a bad rep as Alan Partridge had one but nowadays they are the dogs testicles, glad i didn't get the work done from that dodgy garage, they didn't know a car from their elbow tbh. Plus it means i get to keep it which is what i wanted to do anyway! Yes i posted a picture of my car but it was in a thread asking what car people drive if i remember correctly. Nice photo Wacky cheers. Wacky you seem to be forgeting that your the one saying your a flash cunt not me, i'm just trying to bring you back down to earth son, you've had your head in the clouds since you left the DSS, do you think it makes you a better person? As for wor lass, leave her out of it or i'll be round with one of her belts (skirts) and beat you black and blue!
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Which one do you reckon htl is? http://img481.imageshack.us/my.php?image=a...handbags7xe.jpg
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To avoid your thread dying a death here goes: Bridget - Pre op trans-sexual Baggio - Fudge fancier Bombadil - Dildo specialist (gay) BlueStar - As gay as the day is long bez - Homo dogger I only did those i've heard of - I'm spot on with Bridget though!
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I've had it with all this fancy camera shite, video etc I never use them so i fancy one of these as it's like going back to basics. 52505[/snapback] Then why get a phone that is way more expensive than most other phones on the market. Get a Nokia 3210 or something 52507[/snapback] Becasue I'm a flash cunt and mainly because I've had one and their shit. Does that answer your question you pretentious cunt 52512[/snapback] Flash cunt??????? You own a Volvo ffs, well your lass does anyway.
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Going to explain why? 51830[/snapback] Indeed, although i think it's fairly obvious and has been for a long time. Apart from pace he has no other attributes as a footballer imo. He can't pass, control, head, tackle, finish, read the game. Sticking him up front would be the lesser of 2 evils but it would simply mean another "striker" playing with the ball bobbling up around his knees (see Ameobi). Dyer hasn't progressed as a footballer for at least 3 or 4 years now, yet he still gets into our team, is paid a small fortune and gets into the England squad!! Were being short changed by this prick yet some fans think he should play up front! At least with Bellamy after his first year of showing us he had raw talent, the second season he'd honed certain area's of his game and had improved significantly, whereas Dyer in contrast is still at the level he was after his first season with us, and that level imo is pretty fucking mediocre! 51846[/snapback] I don't agree with much of that, but I appreciate it that you offered the reply. 51862[/snapback] You've got your opinion i've got mine and that's fair enough, I think overall the fans are still split over Dyer, there's the likes of yourself who think he can offer something to the team. But then there's those like myself and countless others who sit around me at the match of the opinion that he's totally overated, overpaid and has nowt but pace. I'm in that camp but hope he can prove me wrong in the future but I've been saying that for the last 3-4 years now. He came on against WBA and did well, wouldn't go as for as to say he changed the game as others have said though, but if he'd have come into a game against a decent team I very much doubt he would have had an impact. He seems to do alright against lesser opposition and go missing in games against bigger and better opposition for too often for me. And if were going to get anywhere we need players who can perform against the better teams. I can see Parker, Emre, Owen, Solano, Shearer all doing this but not Dyer and for 80k a week were being short-changed. 51936[/snapback] Just thought I'd mention I've been going to matches since 1968, so I know what it's like to have 'countless others sitting around me', like. I have no great belief that Dyer is a fantastic player, I just think from our current options I'd select him alongside Owen. That's all there is to it. 52129[/snapback] 1968 you say, you're obviously a man of vintage. I can only boast of an attendance record since 1982. Must mean you know more about football eh? It's no wonder I tend to primarily post in the General Chat thread than in here, cos there's always someone like you in here! All i'll say is that if countless others around me at the match in the present day are calling for the pricks head then it tells you something about Dyer's non-performances. 52252[/snapback] Not at all. It was just a reply to your previous effort of ......... "there's the likes of yourself who think he can offer something to the team. But then there's those like myself and countless others who sit around me at the match " The implication being that your opinion has more value based on the fact it is supported by these countless people, while doubt is being raised about whether I've ever been to a match or not. My interpretation of your post is exactly the type you claim sends you to General Chat. Read your own posts before you make such accusations of others. 52406[/snapback] I wasn't raising any doubt as to your attendance at the match, I was simply saying that my experiences at the match lead me to believe that there is a huge following who would gladly kcik Dyer out of the club of I would do given half the chance. 70% of the Gallowgate would be my estimate. If anything your opinion holds more sway with me personally cos you go to the match, but at the same time it bemuses me as were watching the same thing yet our opinions are so different. But that's the beauty of football and this forum, if we all had the same opinions where would we be? 52415[/snapback] Aye, well I've mostly been in the 'proper' end.... the Leazes. There is unrest about Dyer and his antics off the pitch ( much worse than the hugely vilified Bellamy ) but I wouldn't say it's anything like 70%. Anyway, the point is that most people who are pissed off with him are pissed off because they realise he's a good player going to waste. He was allowed to go off the rails by Robson, most of us know that. So far, Mr Souness hasn't managed to sort him out to the point where he plays enough matches, but if he can do that then we have a good player. If he can't, then we have a waster. Which is really more or less what he is now. The fact Dyer's personality is shite doesn't make him a bad player though, a good manager will get performances from him, and he is a good footballer imo. The main point for me is that Mr Souness has left us with only Owen as a real threat, Shearer is on his last legs, Ameobi should be on the beach and Chopra isn't worth a mention. Dyer is the only viable alternative really. 52444[/snapback] I think perhaps your making too much of his personality, Bellamy was a prick and the fans loved him anyway but with Dyer it's a sheer lack of ability, the constant flattering to decieve and endless big games where he goes missing, he should never make our first choice midfield and his finishing is diabolical so he shouldn't get a game upfront either but I can see your point in Ameobi and Chopra as piss poor options after Owen and Shearer. I can only hope Luque comes good and Souness see's the need for him to play upfront when Shearer's tired, him and Owen upfront and N'Zogbia keeping his place on the left imo is a better team than having Dyer in it in any position.
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On your bike son , i never miss, i'm the amatuer league Matt Le Tissier!
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Going to explain why? 51830[/snapback] Indeed, although i think it's fairly obvious and has been for a long time. Apart from pace he has no other attributes as a footballer imo. He can't pass, control, head, tackle, finish, read the game. Sticking him up front would be the lesser of 2 evils but it would simply mean another "striker" playing with the ball bobbling up around his knees (see Ameobi). Dyer hasn't progressed as a footballer for at least 3 or 4 years now, yet he still gets into our team, is paid a small fortune and gets into the England squad!! Were being short changed by this prick yet some fans think he should play up front! At least with Bellamy after his first year of showing us he had raw talent, the second season he'd honed certain area's of his game and had improved significantly, whereas Dyer in contrast is still at the level he was after his first season with us, and that level imo is pretty fucking mediocre! 51846[/snapback] I don't agree with much of that, but I appreciate it that you offered the reply. 51862[/snapback] You've got your opinion i've got mine and that's fair enough, I think overall the fans are still split over Dyer, there's the likes of yourself who think he can offer something to the team. But then there's those like myself and countless others who sit around me at the match of the opinion that he's totally overated, overpaid and has nowt but pace. I'm in that camp but hope he can prove me wrong in the future but I've been saying that for the last 3-4 years now. He came on against WBA and did well, wouldn't go as for as to say he changed the game as others have said though, but if he'd have come into a game against a decent team I very much doubt he would have had an impact. He seems to do alright against lesser opposition and go missing in games against bigger and better opposition for too often for me. And if were going to get anywhere we need players who can perform against the better teams. I can see Parker, Emre, Owen, Solano, Shearer all doing this but not Dyer and for 80k a week were being short-changed. 51936[/snapback] Just thought I'd mention I've been going to matches since 1968, so I know what it's like to have 'countless others sitting around me', like. I have no great belief that Dyer is a fantastic player, I just think from our current options I'd select him alongside Owen. That's all there is to it. 52129[/snapback] 1968 you say, you're obviously a man of vintage. I can only boast of an attendance record since 1982. Must mean you know more about football eh? It's no wonder I tend to primarily post in the General Chat thread than in here, cos there's always someone like you in here! All i'll say is that if countless others around me at the match in the present day are calling for the pricks head then it tells you something about Dyer's non-performances. 52252[/snapback] Not at all. It was just a reply to your previous effort of ......... "there's the likes of yourself who think he can offer something to the team. But then there's those like myself and countless others who sit around me at the match " The implication being that your opinion has more value based on the fact it is supported by these countless people, while doubt is being raised about whether I've ever been to a match or not. My interpretation of your post is exactly the type you claim sends you to General Chat. Read your own posts before you make such accusations of others. 52406[/snapback] I wasn't raising any doubt as to your attendance at the match, I was simply saying that my experiences at the match lead me to believe that there is a huge following who would gladly kcik Dyer out of the club of I would do given half the chance. 70% of the Gallowgate would be my estimate. If anything your opinion holds more sway with me personally cos you go to the match, but at the same time it bemuses me as were watching the same thing yet our opinions are so different. But that's the beauty of football and this forum, if we all had the same opinions where would we be?
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Sky Sports are running a competition where the prize is that Michelle Marsh comes and refs your Saturday/Sunday league game. So i propose we get a team together and enter! Who knows Michelle might let a lucky pair of us goes two's up on her after the game? Anyway i'll play up front and Wacky's a good ball boy (he handles other people's all day). So there's 10 position left up for grabs.
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That's brailliant Sima.
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No, he's Tony Montana. Little known fact; when he says, "Say hello to my little friend", he's referring to Wacky Jnr! 52369[/snapback] Wacky will love that crack!
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Hello Kieron how you doing? Major, major asset my arse. Major, major ignorant, arrogant, overated prick. 52339[/snapback] So, you don't like him? 52347[/snapback] Maybe Smooth Operator is in fact Lee Bowyer? 52367[/snapback] Bowyer is neither smooth nor racist tbh therefore I do not compare! (For those of you who don't get jokes - i'm not really racist. )
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80k a week for a "super sub"??? Plus it was against WBA ffs.
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Because he's Australian? Completely different player. Not much better than ordinary though. 52334[/snapback] No cos they're both shite, and Neill is younger than Moore.
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Hello Kieron how you doing? Major, major asset my arse. Major, major ignorant, arrogant, overated prick.
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Faye missing in January..........
Smooth Operator replied to Smooth Operator's topic in Newcastle Forum
Babayaro is out of the frame for Nigeria nowadays isn't he? -
...........due to African Nations Cup being held in Egypt. I can see a lean month points-wise in January!
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Well she's no there to edit any story, the bird's doing a bit of bird!
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A younger Craig Moore tbh.
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He's had a nasty reaction to the red hot poker Souness has put up his arse?