Smooth Operator

I'm trying but they must be training him on all the jobs so he's in a different place everyday, i'm worried that the reaction he causes will mean he'll be banished to the kitchens and never see light again, which is a bad thing for all you waiting on a mugshot but a good thing for thousands of staff here!

Your: not' kidding?

Is that a euphemism? 50581[/snapback] Too right - i did English Language A level!

I think she's dropping hints that she wants some Monroe transfer action.

hmm the move sway from 6 could explain it. Did you both used to have your dinner together in the middle, at the tables near the shop? so she is deluded then 50561[/snapback] Aye that's right, we do still on the odd occasion but i try to avoid it cos she keeps clocking me looking at all the other fanny parading around!

On Big Brother she proudly revealed she had "the biggest tits in Huddersfield" after her mother. This is a small but significant insight into her personality and what she holds important, also the tabloids revealed that pre Big Brother she used to have her own website where she would reveal herself to those that joined. Classy. She's a sexual deviant.

THIS IS NO JOKE!

It's obvious to me, she wants to have her cake and eat it - in other words get a shag and then reap the publicity from crying rape. (Allegedly, allegedly) I'm just suprised it's not a celebrity or a footballer she accusing.

Well that's it, being so small he can get into pens, kennels, hutch's without much effort.

It's an issue i can't deny it! She's also got a habit of leaving a lengthy log in the shitter! How can something so big come out of something so small?

Reality tv and wannabe celebrity waives annonimity right - funny that.

We have to keep the rabbits indoors now cos that filthy twat has a history of hopping into he sack with furry friends!

We both used to work in building 6 like and she has a constant battle with the wind when she's wearing her belts! Funny she always says she's the one punching above her weight!

I more than agree but we found a bloke who charged 30 quid a room for our old house and did a cracking job and was clean & tidy too, it's just with him being so cheap he's always busy and hasn't gotten back to us yet and we need our kitchen plastered by Xmas. Wacky reckons he's a dab hand at it but there's a reason why that daft cunt hasn't been through my front door!

I don't think any of the plasterer's i've had in for quotes ever attended school to get any qualifications!

I'm paying £2500 to have my boiler bought/fitted in my garage, the pipes all rerouted to it, old back boiler/gas fire & water tank removed and various raditors relocated and 2 new ones installed. And that was the fiddle job price! It's a pricey business, finding a plasterer has been even worse though! Are there any moonlighting on here want to earn some money?

Like Ships in the night eh, Wacky got sacked a few weeks back for wanking in the mens toilets on the 3rd floor in building 6. He only got caught cos he was in the disabled toilet and the force at which he blew his beans launced him across the cubicle and he accidently pulled the emergency cord! He'd gave himself a bump on the head and by the time he came round it was too late, he was caught with his man-muck all over his best strides! Out of interest pud which side of the ground floor do you work?

That sounds like her! 50366[/snapback] filthy boy! so do you smoke then? jeeez its weird thinking you could be one of those irritating twats in the smoking bubble or some shite that got in me way this morning. So are you on the 2nd floor then? 50369[/snapback] No i don't smoke, aye i'm on the 2nd floor. If you'd have gotten in my way this morning you would have known who i was before now son! I'm the king of skiving so you'd probably regularly see me waltzing between the 2 shops on the ground floor checking out the poontang.

You've got jokes i see. Have you seen the Krankees? Well the little one, spitting double of Wacky Jnr.

Arctic Monkeys - I bet you look good on the dancefloor.

Thats the lovely Carole Vordermann, she served the bloke in front of me one day who bought something for 92p, he handed her a quid and she got the calculator out for the change, comes to me, I have the self same thing, same price same money, same routine with the calc. Really nice lass though, quite smart even when shes heading home As for me, I used to be in building 1 but I've just moved to building 5. 50312[/snapback] Check smooth operator's bird out, she's the blondie that wears belt's all the time but some how manages to pass them off as skirts, you better ask her Gaffa how she gets away with it because i didn't see it in the dress regulations. 50339[/snapback] Which one? theres bloody loads of em....unless its the little bleached blond that wears the micro pink skirt... I think someone once mentioned seeing her like 50363[/snapback] That sounds like her!

I'd do him.

I work in building 5, come on peasepud what do you look like? Wear a red rose tomorrow and meet me by the lifts on the second floor for elevenses!

My first nomination is Laurence Llelwyn Bowen, closly followed by Louis Walsh!

How about a new series called "Celebrity Holiday Rapes"?