Smooth Operator

Look i'm happy to talk, whatever your problem is there's a way around it! If you ever need to chat pm me and i'll help you through it.

and this? http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/8163/di...akkidegg5uj.jpg

Is this what you need? http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/8567/maximpic63583gr.jpg

This Bridget sounds like a right vinegar tits, what's up Bridget? Not enough cock?

Anyone heard a song called Big City Life by Mattafix - class.

Fucking liar, your lass is Lilly white. Looks like she's been on the moon beds the last time i seen her 45288[/snapback] Bit of fake tan an Bob's your Aunty. Your just jealous cos you can't afford to post a pic of your lass on here for fear of a mauling. What about those pictures on your phone you showed me of her in her birthday suit? Upload them i dare you!

Would provide a link if i could but don't have the IT awareness! It's all i can do to get a fucking avatar on here eventually!

Q: Your mother's charge for back door action is? A: Reebok classics, Stone Island jacket and a Burberry cap.

That says it all Brock!

Q: Brock - state something completely false and based on the bullshit ramblings that take place in your tiny mind. A: Hairy beef curtains

Eminem has been churning out pure shit (accept his 1st album which was decent) and is only so ridiculously famous cos of the colour of his skin, if a black guy was releasing the same music you probably wouldn't have heard of it in this country. Fuck off back to 8 mile with your daughter and that slag Kim you keep harping on about - biatch!

My attraction is hard to explain, i tihnk it's just an extra glow they seem to have, a radiance if you will, when I see a good looking woman at one with her pregnancy it warms my loins.

You're both gay though, right? 45108[/snapback] I think technically speaking, Wacky is a pre-op tranny. 45110[/snapback] Just look at my avatar for proof - Wacky's the short one obviously. He goes in for his op next week at Transformation on Pink Lane.

Are there any British glamour models taking part - such as the likes of the incredible Jakki Degg?

Well i took the picture of wor lass and she doesn't know i'm using it on here yet! I'll update it tonight with another fantastic arse shot!

I find pregnant women incredibly attractive! Not fully blown 8-9 months but the more demure 3-6 month periods, when their shape changes and their breasts enlarge. If they were a looker before they were up the duff it seems to make them even more appealing in my eyes. There's been a few good looking lasses in my office recently announcing they are pregnant and i'm struggling to contain myself!

Is this any better?

Q: Instead of ping pong balls what can you fire out your gash? A: Hot salty love piss

Wacky is my homeboy, he's got my back and i've got his. If the shit goes down i know i can rely on him and vice versa - he's a real nigga, old school - you dig. Holla back rude boy!

If by cheek you mean arse cheek, then I've noticed Smooth Operators tongue in Wacky's 'cheek' a fair bit of late. But thats welcome respite from the rampant homophobia on here. Personally, I welcome this new wave of diversity to the board. 45044[/snapback] There'll be no brown tongueing on my watch thank you. Rampant homophobia? Where? (Dirty, dirty benders!)

Have no fear Woody, i scored 8 own goals in a season at centre half in my school days and was scouted to go to Newcastle's School of Excellence the same year! Don't know if that says more about my ability or the quality of the scouts?!?

I think i'll give it a miss then!

Take a shit in Dyer's locker for me please.

Casual sexism, don't you just love it. If only making generalisations about women was considered as unacceptable as making generalisations on the grounds of race/ethnicity/nationality. Personally, I think blacks are bad drivers. They obviously haven't adapted to this new fangled technology business. I guess it's understandable given that they're a bit backward. That OK? Yes, that was a bite. My pet hates tend to revolve around people sitting in the middle lane, driving unnecessarily slowly and in a generally selfish, inconsiderate manner. 44926[/snapback] Handbags Bridget, we all know that there a only a small number of things your gender is good at, well some of you anyway. It's the 3 c's, cooking, cleaning and cock-sucking! And if you've got any spare time between tasks you might have a chance to sit on the washing machine, now run along like a good little feminist and go and burn your wonderbra.

Q: Which current "singer" is highly overated and as about as attractive as a badgers arse? A: Brock Manson's dog.