Smooth Operator

How would they check though if they are all blind? It would take someone of incredibly Brailliant intelligience!

In the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed man is king! Don't know where i'm going with this mind.

You lads need to pull yourselves together.

Personally i didn't and never would partake in the "easy" chant, unless perhaps we were hammering Chelski 5-0! Don't much like the "Stand up if you hate Sunderland" chant either.

Phone and video conferencing are a much under used tool where i work. If the tax payer only knew the kind of spending my department alone gets through on travel tickets and accommodation to attend poxy 2 hour meetings that in this day and age could be sorted via the phone/video conference tool. It's not as if we don't have it either, we've got all the mod cons and they rarely get used. For example i was up for a diciplinary last week and had to have a meeting with the person dealing with it, they decided to come up here (from Wales) and asked another member of staff to come to take the minutes (from Leeds). So here we are in the meeting and it lasts all of 20 minutes as i pick holes in the story she's been provided with regaring my lack of pc security in the office, anyway i ask for evidence of me leaving my computer unlocked while not in the office and surprise surprise she hasn't got any. So the meeting is adjourned while she tries to pull together some evidence rather than just go off the say so of the office cunt! Therefore she suggests we reconvene next week, i ask if that means the 2 of them coming up here again from their various places to which she says yes and that's what happens! Only good thing to come out of it is that i get away with it and escape any action that might have been taken cos they have no substancial evidence!

Lexus IS200 is the only way to ride this is my little beauty! Purchased 2 years ago spookliy for 8k! http://img233.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lexusside8wh.jpg

The best part of him went down his mothers leg - fact 48539[/snapback]

Was wanting to watch Match of the Day but wor lass is watching some bollocks on ITV (afterlife) and then wants to watch the talentless midget (Jamie Cullen not Wavky Jnr) on Parkinson - for the love of god! This is exactly the reason i want a telly in the bedroom!

I'd settle for a draw if Souness got his P45 on the final whistle but sadly it won't happen (Souness getting his P45 that is) if we lose or draw!

Sounds like this could've been my old mate (see earlier post), he jumped off the tyne bridge at rush hour one Friday a few weeks back and landed outside the Akenside.

An old friend of mine recently committed suicide, i hadn't seem him for a while and we were more mates when we were at school from ages 9 to 14. I still saw him occasionally as we were both mates with certain people and we'd all cross paths every few months. It was a total shock to me and after talking to some of his closest friends i came to understand that in these situations even the closest friends and family of the person concerned sometimes cannot do anything to help and that the best possible help for the individual is from professionals. Sadly in this case professional help still wasn't enough.

I got off on a technicality.

Local band i wouldn't spit on if they were on fire: Kapitahl a (but they use @) Not only have they got one of the worst names going but the keyboard player is a micey bastard who never has any money for his own beer or tabs! Proper arsehole.

Years in prison: 87 Potential fine: £7000 Not bad considering!

Moses on a Merry-go-round!

So Manc's = oversized knackers. Spot on that assessment i couldn't have put it better myself. Picked her up from Terminal 2 so no spunk burgers for me, although i did have a full english when in the departure bit of terminal 2, the fried bread tasted a little too salty! As i picked her up early doors we were thinking about going shopping in Manchester for the rest of the day but the sheer volume of these unsightly 3/4 length pants put me off the whole idea - i imagine the Trafford Centre is crawling with them.

What a fucking ridiculous fashion item these things are, i know they've been around for a while but it really hit home today when i went to pick wor lass up from Manchester airport. It seemed every other manc getting off a plane was decked out in these 3/4 length pants, there were numerous fat blokes passing through the arrivals bit with either Adidas or Nike 3/4's on. What are they trying to say? I'm far too fucking obese to get away with shorts but look at these beauties, they make me look class!?! I hope this is isolated to the Lancashire region and that it doesn't spread up here, maybe Manc Mag can shed a bit of light?

Wacky you seem to go through phones like i go through women, are you constantly cancelling contracts and pimping your arse around different networks?

I for one will be visiting my local pet shop prior to kick off to purchase a goldfish to throw onto the pitch, it'll be like when Gazza came back and the busies on the turnstiles were checking you for Mars bars!

I've got a D500, very happy with it, 18 month contract first 6 months half price, shop around you should get a decent deal cos the D500 is classed one of the older models in the market now with the D600 no the scene.

See Wacky Jnr's mugshot at: http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/4267/untitled7dz.jpg don't know how to get the actual image from imageshack to here?

Spot on Steve lad, your right!

It's good to see your keeping on top of your spelling Brock, did they teach you that at Toff School?

I see your ruffling feathers already, that's the Wacky i know! Ruffled a few feathers myself today as well and got myself out of an oral warning!

Your knocking on wood Brock son. Read the domain name as 1 long word then seperate the words within that - for example penisland reads penis island but it's really pen island for all your biro needs! I thinks it's a case of the lights being on but no-one's home eh Brock?