Smooth Operator

Do you need me to come round and give them what they need?

Just been watching it, but missed that bit cos i turned it off, couldn't put up with the ginger, sour-tits any longer!

Christ! It's people like you who cause hysteria and waste the valuable time of the emergency services and the tax payers money!

It was Bridget lighting one of her rancid farts.

Lampard or Ronaldinho i reckon

And not a ginger minger in sight (I mean the other band member Nicola - not Wack Jnr)

Q: Number of forum goers who confirmed Wacky's hair colour is GINGER? A: Richard Whitley

Wacky there's a line in all friendships and you've surpassed it on this occasion. Time for me to do the same i think, well you know all the nights your lass spends up her mam's with the bairn, well the bairns up there right enough but your lass isn't, see jumps in a taxi down to Middlesboro and trawls the streets looking for customers in the David Pleat mould to give her some extra spending money. She's there till 6 am some nights, does all the positions, i heard her speciality was the old washing the dog routine, cost you though - £2! Pricey knowing your lass. Anyway i know you were complaining the other week about it being as baggy as a wizards sleeve, at least now you know the reason.

Aye that's Wacky but he pushing 40 now and hair colour changes with age! This photo was published in the Chronicle birthday section a while back by his loving mother! Sing canary, sing........

I'm a big lad, i can take it on the chin, come on son spill the beans??????

Q: Where do all interviews for the England's managers job take place? A: Barrymore's swimming pool.

So we should look at you as a drugged up, Jock waster then? 45525[/snapback] Scottish jobless dole scum. What's a Jock waster? 45531[/snapback] 45533[/snapback] Wrong on all counts. 45539[/snapback] But i'm just going off your avatar, therefore blowing your theory out of the water.

Is this any good to you? http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9859/31837182ba.jpg

Class where's this? Not BT? Wacky started there recently and has a short tempter! I'm attending a disciplinary hearing tomorrow for not locking my pc when i leave my desk, i've done it 3 times in 2 months and apparently that warrants an oral warning. I'm gonna try and keep my mouth in check but there's no guarantees!

So we should look at you as a drugged up, Jock waster then? 45525[/snapback] Scottish jobless dole scum. What's a Jock waster? 45531[/snapback]

So we should look at you as a drugged up, Jock waster then?

See that description only intensifies my desire to set my eyes on some ghastly faces. I've got a feeling Alex is a proper Elephant man-a-like. To be fair to Wacky, he is punching above his weight with his lass so he's done well.

Well that's my main reason, but i assume others just might like to see who they are conversing with out of interest. See i can post all day taking the piss out of Wacky cos i know he's a ginger short arse who used to have a curly mulle, but i can't say something similar about you for example and it's a shame.

Aye something like that.

I wasn't thinking of just posting it in a thread or as an avatar - i thought something could be set up seperately that we can refer to for things, such as when you want to take the piss or insult someone, knowing a bit about their facial features or body mass would be a useful tool!

Is there a members photo gallery? If not i think there should be, we can all put our mugshots on to it so we know who were dealing with! I don't go to any of these pre match piss-ups cos they sound like torture so i'll probably never meet any of you face to face. I myself am very curious as to who looks like what being 100% superficial and all, i already know what Wacky looks like and i reckon you'll find his photo very amusing! Especially if he puts a one on of him back in the day with his curly ginger mullet! Can the powers that be look into this?

Apparently Peasepud has some pics of her. Is he allowed to post them? 45479[/snapback] Most of the eastend of newcastle have got pics of his bird, she's a right goer 45481[/snapback] Hold on Wacky, have i or have i not seen your lasses breasts? Now i now you've not seen wor lasses tits so from this we can assume who the "goer" is!

I know, it's Jakki Degg, former star of the Daily Star's page 3. Prefer wor lass to be honest (bigger tits) but she'll not let me put a picture of her on here.

Fuck me Charlotte isn't half pilng on the pounds!