Smooth Operator

Yes they are man, in as much as my Zafira is!!

Elaborate? What are you linking me to and what purpose? Previous owner mapped it. Next? Next - you're a fucking twat that's what's next fuckwit. Cmon 2J, this cunt is out of line!! You dish out abuse left right and centre and nothing gets done about it, we all have a go at each other on here, I just think it's bang out having a pop at someone's kids. He's just jealous cos no lass in their right mind is ever gonna let him fill their box with love juice with the intent of pro-creating. Not even the skankiest slag on his council estate will let him anywhere near her and that's from the horses mouth, his mam just pm'd me!

Elaborate? What are you linking me to and what purpose? Previous owner mapped it. Next? Next - you're a fucking twat that's what's next fuckwit.

Source? Er, it is generally accepted. Perhaps you should learn the definitions before commencing a discussion? So evo's compete in a sport but aren't a sports car? Right They compete in rally's therefore making them rally cars you fucking wank stain. So and rallying isn't a sport? What a dumb crotch-caressing fuckmullet you are Well to me no they aren't sports in the purest sense of the word. The concept as you've proved in terms of what defines a sports car (hint it's not cos it competes in a "sport") is lost on you. Now get back in the garage and grease your arsehole up with some Castrol so you're fatha can get in your back doors before your Sunday dinner is ready. even your insults are sad-cuntesque Sad-cuntesque? Wow. Whereas dumb croth-caressing fuckmullet comes from the connoisseur of the insult?

Reach? For what a bucket or the filthy Jap that served you sushi in the first place? You flucking plick!

Source? Er, it is generally accepted. Perhaps you should learn the definitions before commencing a discussion? So evo's compete in a sport but aren't a sports car? Right They compete in rally's therefore making them rally cars you fucking wank stain. So and rallying isn't a sport? What a dumb crotch-caressing fuckmullet you are Well to me no they aren't sports in the purest sense of the word. The concept as you've proved in terms of what defines a sports car (hint it's not cos it competes in a "sport") is lost on you. Now get back in the garage and grease your arsehole up with some Castrol so you're fatha can get in your back doors before your Sunday dinner is ready.

Source? Er, it is generally accepted. Perhaps you should learn the definitions before commencing a discussion? So evo's compete in a sport but aren't a sports car? Right They compete in rally's therefore making them rally cars you fucking wank stain.

I cringed when I seen your old avatar. Thankfully it's now a much more attractive proposition Spunkning in your pants at the sight of a fucking Vauxhall, what kind of car enthusiast are you? Clarkson would have a field day with you. Where am i? As already said, you daft cock-tickling wanker, I only own it as it's the best performing/semi-luxurious car I could insure at my age. Silly cunt. Admit it you don't even like the car you've got!! And as for semi-luxurious, are you on crack?

I cringed when I seen your old avatar. Thankfully it's now a much more attractive proposition Spunkning in your pants at the sight of a fucking Vauxhall, what kind of car enthusiast are you? Clarkson would have a field day with you.

Aye, I'd rather be dead cool and get my adrenaline rush by going down the pub and drinking my wages on a Saturday like you super-coolies! Thing is dick wad going on the drink isn't dead cool, its what we do with our mates (who we don't pick by the car they drive or what they are packing under their bonnet btw) and its a good laugh, you obviously think that what you do in your car (driving round the bigg market with your silencer off) is dead cool, when in actual fact all those you pass are thinking what a fucking charver has he got nowt better to do of a saturday than to drive round the town!! You absolute loser! Most of my mates don't even drive and I never drive around nor do I modify my cars. Tosser. Aye you do modify them, the minute you sit in them they become wanker-on-wheels-mobiles.

I heard about that, reckon there was fucking hell on, did you tell me? Not sure think it was posted on here, it was in the Sunday Sun at the time as well. Imagine that man going out for a quiet pint and a bit live music to have some dirty bastard poke you with a pooey finger!! Not as bad like but last night at this wedding my mate was on the dancefloor all night knocking out some incredible shapes and he sweats like a peado rapist in a Jersey orphanage, anyway come the end of the night he takes his shirt off and rings it out into a pint glass, the fucka was half full of sweat i shit u not and then the dirty bastard downs it in one and spits it back out at all of us!! Thank fuck I second guessed what he as gonna do and avoided a soaking! The best man in his rented suit wasn't so lucky.

Aye, I'd rather be dead cool and get my adrenaline rush by going down the pub and drinking my wages on a Saturday like you super-coolies! Thing is dick wad going on the drink isn't dead cool, its what we do with our mates (who we don't pick by the car they drive or what they are packing under their bonnet btw) and its a good laugh, you obviously think that what you do in your car (driving round the bigg market with your silencer off) is dead cool, when in actual fact all those you pass are thinking what a fucking charver has he got nowt better to do of a saturday than to drive round the town!! You absolute loser!

Perhaps then you'll realise what a sports car is. Well I regularly drive my Dad's Evo fq300 so I'm already fairly clued up. I don't think nor have I claimed that my car is the most superest around but for my age and what I can insure it's probably the best I could have done. That's not a sports car either though is it? You're aware of the generally accepted definition of a sports car? Clarkson described it as a 'supercar'. Why wouldn't it be classed as a sports car? It's used in Rallying, which is a sport, last time I checked. The generally accepted definition of a sports car is two-seat, two-door, front-engine / rear-wheel drive, lightweight and relatively simple to give the driver the purest driving experience. It has absolutely nothing to do with top speed, rallying or hatchbacks with coupe body-shells on. I would have thought you would know that working in the motor industry. Just to help you: Sports car Not a sports car Sports car Not a sports car Sports car Not a sports car If he doesn't get it now he never will!

The Cumberland is always good for a laugh at the clips that get in there, the Arctic Monkeys played there before they got massive and wasn't it there where that band where the lead singer stuck his finger in his arsehole and then wiped it on a blokes face sitting in the front row leading to a big kick off? My mate loves it cos the do a 15% cider thats kept in buckets out the back. It's fucking minging but it only takes a few to get off your tits.

What a fucking prick the Thompers wanker is!! He sounds like the sort that pulls up at the lights with his go-faster stripes, arsehole twicthing like a rabbits nose as he wonders whether he's spend enough of daddies pocket money to get the required amount of BHP to burn off the average car at the lights. Wall to wall Vin Diesel posters in his bedroom and his mam and dad's house I reckon, he's too fast and too furious for me!! Get back to hanging round Silverlink car park of a night time with all the other pork knuckles who live their lives through their motors. Tosser.

Missed it cos I was at a wedding do, anyone know if it's repeated?

You've not croosed the Byker Bridge since the turn of the century ffs!! There's the Cluny down the Ouseburn that's canny, and once they build all them new appartments there's bound to be a few more bars open up round that way. Apart from that the Raby is always welcoming for a nice pint!

Thank fuck: http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/ne...amp;position=27

Florence or Pisa for me. Not a city like but going past Berwick over the old bridge on the way up to Edinburgh is mint too.

I agree with a lot of what your saying and it sounds like me and you are in very similar situations. However, in my experience, many are unable to "prove themselves by being a good father" because the PWC (Prick Worthless Cunt, sorry I mean Parent With Care) has denied them seeing their kids full stop and a great deal of fathers haven't got the means or the stomach to go to court to have a judge tell them if and when they can see their own fucking kids! Can they do that without good reason or evidence though? My solicitor said it would be for the PWC to prove it is not in the children's best interests that to see the NRP before a judge will agree to it. As good as said that unless they pose a threat, risk or danger to them then they are well within their rights to see them. FWIW, i think the actions of all the FFJ clowns is proving sufficient evidence to support the claims of such PWCs... Shooting themselves in the foot Well aye it's right that they have to prove that it's not in the best interests but it's the inbetween time of the PWC or NRP deciding to take it to court and the judge actually making a ruling where many NRP's give in/up.

Found out today that the bloke on the tyne bridge is the father of one of my colleagues son's school friends. All this about him being prepared up there with a background in scaffolding therefore being used to heights was total bullshit apparently and as the link Magpie posted says, he only took a couple of sarnies with him (going against early reports that he was equipt for a week) and forgot to take his medication with him. But perhaps most incredibly my colleague was telling me that the mother took her son to the bridge to see his dad up there!! He thinks he's a hero! But after about 10 minutes was shouting for him to come down. Then they had to leave cos the bairn was getting too upset. Crazytown!!

I used Chester's ticket once and can confirm it's a canny seat right behind the goal.

I agree with a lot of what your saying and it sounds like me and you are in very similar situations. However, in my experience, many are unable to "prove themselves by being a good father" because the PWC (Prick Worthless Cunt, sorry I mean Parent With Care) has denied them seeing their kids full stop and a great deal of fathers haven't got the means or the stomach to go to court to have a judge tell them if and when they can see their own fucking kids!

His point probably has more to do with his kids not knowing who he is cos their mother in all her wisdom has decided to exclude him from their lives. Can you tell I'm a disgruntled NRP (Non resident parent) who works for the CSA???

Did he not remove it once Father's Day was over or at the point that it became too dark for anyone to be able to make it out?