Smooth Operator

Mine are (from l to r) third from left, top right, bottom right. No shares tbh You're welcome to what's left. I've already knocked 6 out on the basis of thinking about the blonde bottom right sucking my sack dry so I think that makes her mine! What you don't know is, she's been using those blow up fingers just to get herself ready for me tbh. What soft and squidgy? Your las must be well pissed off.

Mine are (from l to r) third from left, top right, bottom right. No shares tbh You're welcome to what's left. I've already knocked 6 out on the basis of thinking about the blonde bottom right sucking my sack dry so I think that makes her mine!

The blonde crouching down looks likes she's had more cocks than hot dinners.

Sweet jesus mother of god!! never been to Sweden SO ? No but I'm gonna! do the ferries go to stockholm from North Sheilds?

Just watching the repeat of last nights show, fuck me jen is a right twat, accusing darnell of being as bad as dennis. Disillusional, crocked toothed bitch. The new housemate replacing Dennis needs to be a cracking piece of poontang, with Steph and Sylvia gone it's not worth watching in terms of wank fodder. Sort it out BB.

Sweet jesus mother of god!! Their was a clip of a couple of spanish lasses on sky sports news just before and they looked like all they had on was a spanish flag, prize for the first one to post pics on here!!

The white black man has got the house in lockdown!!

Racist tbh.

All the classics are coming out, he's schooling niggars!! For shizzle my nizzle.

Yo yo he's got 99 problems but your opinion ain't one! Westwood is in effect u need this in your life!! Brapppppppppppppppp brappppppppppppppp

Wasn' really concerned about the music tbh.

Mint, so she swallows then! Dale will be pleased.

Blow job hardened.

Fuck me I'd love to enter her dragon, the Welsh warbler would get my leak up her anytime.

Dale's a pure dick, I thought Jen was alreet until this painting bullshit. It was a shit painting anyway and there was bearly any damage done. Dale was shouting his mouth off the other day how much it was bugging him that Jen was so pleased with her painting of Stu anyway and that it had been put up in the house so Rex was doing what he probably wanted to do to the fucking thing anyway. Although Rex is a bit of a smug twat I thought he handled the whole thing well. And if that little dancing, scots, bender, fuckwit had spat in my face the little fucka would have wasting no time choreographing bouncing him off all the walls, TV cameras or no TV cameras. Darnell knows where its at but the other group although know 1 less now Sylvia is gone have the majority in terms of getting those nominated that they want.

My latest fuck buddy has just left after an evening of sickening sex acts, such as a double fisting, feltching, washing the dog and a cum facial that would have drown most lasses in a sea of semen. Of any use to you Charley boy? It's all on tape for future reference or if she ever gets famous!!

Class. I love seeing what dodgy team names you can get away with in pub quizzes. Must check that out some time though, I mean if you can have a 100% record... Bring it on you raging queen of all knowledge!! My team brings great strength and diversity of knowledge and you've probably had a crush on each and everyone of them at school , I personally am a specialist in the area of shit pop music, like who had a hit with I've got a little something for you!! Only one to get it in the whole room!!

On the occasions I go in there it's got to be the bar like, only been in the lounge once in the 2-3 years I've been getting in there and I ended up steaming so I think of it as a bad omen. Know what you mean about the bar though, it does often look as if it could kick off, thankfully it doesn't often (from what I've seen). I just like the shady corner with the arrows, juke box and itbox. PS. You weren't the Freddie Mercury wannabe I saw dancing on the pool table in there once, were you? Blasting out Don't Stop Me Now giving it the full beans.............no sorry wasn't me. One of the thin barmaids is a dyke, she's not a student she's just there. Do yous drink in the Meadowfield, Buffs or PTE? The barmaid was polish who served me the other week. The chilly has always had that atmosphere, weird place. I know a bloke (who admittedly is a tool when he's had a drink) who worked himself with the wrong people one night in there and they ordered the manager to lock the doors then pinned the said tool down and bit both his ears off and gave him a right old switching, all the run of the mill punters had to watch it going on and apparently were all warned that if anyone sang like a canary they'd get the same. Luckily for me his lack of ears never affected his plastering ability. P.S SMO any credibility you ever had on here went out the window when you admitted going in for the quiz night, what a fuckstick It's good crack man Dopey, and we've got a 100% record!! Team names always cause a stir too, we were Fritzels Four the other month.

grosso is 30 or 31 now isnt he? I don't know, are you with Wise and Jimenez like only looking to bring in young kids? A few classy experienced pro's wouldn't go amiss imo especially at the back.

On the occasions I go in there it's got to be the bar like, only been in the lounge once in the 2-3 years I've been getting in there and I ended up steaming so I think of it as a bad omen. Know what you mean about the bar though, it does often look as if it could kick off, thankfully it doesn't often (from what I've seen). I just like the shady corner with the arrows, juke box and itbox. PS. You weren't the Freddie Mercury wannabe I saw dancing on the pool table in there once, were you? Blasting out Don't Stop Me Now giving it the full beans.............no sorry wasn't me.

Grosso would be a nice addition to the squad imo, strong reliable left back and decent going forward. At Lyon so he's not adverse to coming out of Italy to ply his trade. But then again would he leave a championship winning side always in the Champions League?

I got Turkey and Russia in the sweepstake with my mates, it's a tenner a man! The Turks might have had a chance had they not been missing so many players for the semi, but I'm quietly confident in the Russians.

The Chilly is a funny pub imo, the lounge is always full of students and you can have a quiet pint and a bit crack on nee bother saying that we only usually go for the quiz night now and again whereas the bar is a different animal. You always feel like it can kick off any second with one stary glance or you eye up the wrong lass. We only ever go to play darts like and its always the charva's at the pool tables you've got to be on your guard with. Wacky wont come in the bar think he thinks so me old foe might come back to haunt/glass him. Never been to that Echo it just looks shite, and the Hussar is another one I've never been in although a French Polisher I employed a while back was a regular and could say enough good things about it. The Corner House is alreet but is always packed on the rare occasions I get in there.

Wacky's a home bird man Fish, the only thing he'd consider sending down your way is pigeons. He's not been in the town centre for about 4/5 years since me and him went to a European game ffs! I reckon he's got an Asbo covering the city centre that he's not letting on about.

Still having issues, can't watch owt on you tube/iplayer/sky in the full screen mode. I've followed what pud said but to no avail, any help apprieciated. Cheers.