Smooth Operator

Piss off man Pud ffs!!

Well said son, from he of Gosforth silver spoon origins!! The Asda's at Benton and Gosforth are a hive of poontang i must say, but your right I worked in Gateshead for a few years and most of the staff were from South Sheilds and were backwards as owt.

You should see the suit I've bought for my sisters wedding, it borderline pink!!! Those Liverpool suits would have been fine in Razor wasn't wearing the same colour shoes and Matteo and Bjornabye were wearing brown shoes instead of balck.

I'd love to know wtf Wise and Jiminez are doing right now, there's a few players at the Euro's I would have and we need to be up players agents arseholes right now to stand a chance, therefore more rumours would be abound as to who we might be getting but that's just not happening. Personally I'd be going for the following: 1. Arshavin 2. Van Der Vaart 3. Villa 4. Sneijder 5. Sionko 6. The big black guy who played the holding midfield role for the Dutch hte other night, Engelaar I think?

Surprised the tight fisted bastard hasn't gotten his 1p a day workers in the far east to knock up some Lonsdale or Dunlop suits, he's missing a trick here cos then he could sell them in his Sports Direct shops so fans could have the official NUFC suits!!

She's got a cracking rack as well, more skin on her bones than Sarpong too.

I'd still spunk all over Sylvia though.

He loves his tv work the big fucking tart. Would rather do that and spend his spare days on the golf course with Hansen than be a manager!

Nice, very nice, mint arse and legs although i suspect she's lacking in the titty department

wtf?

And he's available................... He could be the next Luque!

Who is possibly going to vote out a (likable) blind man ?? Other blind folk, like how lasses vote other lasses out cos they are good looking, likeable, opinionated etc. So unfortunately the cock teaser tat is Steph will go on Friday I reckon.

The Polish striker who scored 2 for Germany against Poland looked a bit tasty.

I'd love to bitch slap that Alexandra, what a first class cunt she is. Bottom line is the blind gezzer put some knickers on over other clothes it's not as if his cock n balls were all over them then it might have been a bit dodgy but that was fuck all, those ghetto princesses need to take a long hard look at themselves and their attitude.

It's a quality website that.

I dare to predict Ronaldo will have a mediocre tournament, with all the expectation, transfer hype and the fact that he seems to believe all the hype himself which showed a bit on the pitch last night especially in the first half when he was less than average and passed up numerous opportunities to play team mates in.

Also due to the writers strike, has cost Hollywood and California billions.

Just back from Morpeth Town Fayre, I was a walking talking hard on, sweet Jesus!! Majority of it was fanny you'd have to serve time for but some of it would be well worth the stretch!!

I got Spain in the work sweep and done a euro predictor thing where i chose the Dutch to beat Germany in the final with Klose as top scorer for the tornament, Portugal and France going out in the semi's and there to be 74 goals and 124 yellow/red cards. In the bag i reckon!! Most controversially i had Italy to go out in the group stage from the group of death.

Nah that's just the lass that lick my ring clean post shite. I've helpfully highlighted the only two words that apply to you in truth. Eat my post shite arsehole.

Jimbo has provided the much needed clarification, but I've seen many a documentary where great whites have leaped out of the water like that. case closed

Nah that's just the lass that lick my ring clean post shite.

Jimbo has provided the much needed clarification, but I've seen many a documentary where great whites have leaped out of the water like that.

I bring my knees up to my chest and tuck my head down so i am at the optimum shitting angle, the fucka comes out like a laser guided missile only drawback is the splashback from the thunderous power from said turd impacting with the water!

Button it, Shabaz! Watched a bit when I got in last night, who's the ginger smug cunt? He's an executive cunt er i mean chef.