Smooth Operator

Aye if I a council carpet! Think I'll push the boat out and go for a runner down the stairs with some brass carpet rods.

Butt, N'Zogbia, Shola and Smith want shot with shit after that fucking debacle. The others weren't much better but they stood out and the fuckas all finished the match. Butt looked like he couldn't give a shit and that it was just gonna happen for him, lack of respect for the opposition imo. Charlie spent most the game on his arse, needed to change his boots I reckon. Shola treat the ball like a hot potato all night, how the fuck Owen was meant to make an impact playing with him is beyond me and then he gets pulled off! And Smith fuck me, he offers nothing but a pair of legs willing to run around for 90 minutes chopping people down and shouting at officials. 6m down the drain imo. We are desperately missing a creative midfielder with an eye for a pass, can't wait for Barton to get fit.

I wouldn't worry about any cheating, he lives in a complete fantasy world. Righto numbnuts. Hope she finds out what a dirt bag you are and you never get to see your kids again. You fucking twat, this is one of those times when you just wish you could see the person who posted this. You'd be on the end of a furious beating you little cunt is it was possible son. :icon_lol: Get him tel't. Well within your rights tbh. I tell thee what like I can take a lot of stick but he's crossed the line saying that. The fucka doesn't want to publicise himself turning up to any Toontastic piss-ups or 5 a sides thats for fucking sure.

She said we had to hoy it cos the bairn was crawling around and it was a health & safety issue. Should be ok I reckon. If carpet shops didn't want nearly a grand to carpet 2 flights of stairs and a landing then there'd be no need! Fucking stupid prices and that's in the sale! They would have expected you to keep the carpet as evidence. Can see this claim falling like a house of cards tbh Carpet was valued at £41.99 a square metre and a cheque for £1190 will be arriving soon. Bingo! £41.99. fucking hell!!! It's a medium quality Axminster apparently, all I care about is that i'm getting over a grand to replace a carpet that's well over 20 years old. Result in anyone's language!

I wouldn't worry about any cheating, he lives in a complete fantasy world. Righto numbnuts. Hope she finds out what a dirt bag you are and you never get to see your kids again. You fucking twat, this is one of those times when you just wish you could see the person who posted this. You'd be on the end of a furious beating you little cunt if it was possible son.

She said we had to hoy it cos the bairn was crawling around and it was a health & safety issue. Should be ok I reckon. If carpet shops didn't want nearly a grand to carpet 2 flights of stairs and a landing then there'd be no need! Fucking stupid prices and that's in the sale! They would have expected you to keep the carpet as evidence. Can see this claim falling like a house of cards tbh Carpet was valued at £41.99 a square metre and a cheque for £1190 will be arriving soon. Bingo!

ahem......http://www.is4profit.com/business-advice/e...igations_2.html All points to her being under 22! Looking good!

Make that 4!

It was Somerfields a minute ago, get it right son.

She said we had to hoy it cos the bairn was crawling around and it was a health & safety issue. Should be ok I reckon. If carpet shops didn't want nearly a grand to carpet 2 flights of stairs and a landing then there'd be no need! Fucking stupid prices and that's in the sale!

Thought you'd be spending your last day as a lay about with your cock in your hand not letting off in the aisles!

Anyone ever made a fraudulent insurance claim? Got someone coming out tonight cos wor lass rang them to say I'd spilt gloss paint all over the carpet on the landing, this is a new bit of landing that was created when we converted the loft. Thing is it's a funny shape and any claims investigator worth their salt should be thinking there's a rabbit off plus there's no stained carpet to show them to back up the claim. I wouldn't care, spilt a shit load of paint in the garage recently ruining some of the kids outdoor toys and the bairns car seat and she doesn't want to claim (legitimately) for that!

We've just employed a cleaner like, £5 an hour, gonna get her to do 5 hours a month to start off with and see how she goes. Her duties are: Ironing Clean the windows (inside) Clean the bathroom Dusting Complimentary BJ's (I've not seen her yet but if it's tidy I'll be putting it out there!)

I predict only 2 englishmen playing tonight - Owen and Butt. There's a slim chance it'll be 4 if he keeps Harper in and plays Milner like. Smith on the other hand should not get anywhere near the 1st team. We're gonna be the new Arsenal but without the success.

Turnips are my fart fuel.

I've got the Sunday dinner farts, and I'm sharing them with the office. It's funny as fuck watching the bastards nearly choke when they walk past my desk. No suspicion it's me either as there's a fat lass with questionable personal hygiene sitting nearby who gets the dirty looks of passers-by. I've had 3 shits today as well and the farts are still coming thick and fast. I'm not looking forward to taking my kecks off tonight!

I wouldn't worry about any cheating, he lives in a complete fantasy world. You do come out with some shit mind SO Pot: You black bastard! Kettle: You talking to me?

You've not fucking lived man. Get yourself to a car boot someone's always selling a vhs copy for 50p.

Unless there's a confession or her body gets washed up there's no way they can prove that. Guess that's why they're trying to ratchet up the pressure, hoping the ice queen will crack. She'll not crack cos I don't honestly think she's done owt wrong, him on the other hand....... She's the one with the murderous stare. He just looks bemused all the time Look into his eyes don't look around his eyes look into his eyes, you'll find murder I tell thee....... murder! She wouldn't have got the doseage wrong, whereas he's a heart surgeon, cocky cunts at the best of times, aye a little bit more wont do any harm....oh it did. Shit.

See I'm the other way around.

Aye bet you jumped on the gravy train 4 years back tho. Nah, had plenty of arguments with the daily mail reading, last night of the proms, type folk back then as to why football is better than Rugby, and I still stand by it now. I agree but still like rugby. That's allowed you know!

Unless there's a confession or her body gets washed up there's no way they can prove that. Guess that's why they're trying to ratchet up the pressure, hoping the ice queen will crack. She'll not crack cos I don't honestly think she's done owt wrong, him on the other hand.......

Be that some sort of cologne?

The players looked disinterested, unmotivated and as if they were unsure of the tactics they should be using.

Unless there's a confession or her body gets washed up there's no way they can prove that.